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01-05-2010 , 09:11 PM

#151

hammer_time

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Hoonestly after this thread was created people were using the smacked up theme for MONTHS all over BBV. I hadn't noticed it had died out.

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01-05-2010 , 09:17 PM

#152

LetMeLive

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 25,131

there are even screennames devoted to it

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01-05-2010 , 09:33 PM

#153

OTL

old hand

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,693

OP did your neck ever get better?

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01-05-2010 , 10:16 PM

#154

SpeedLimiter

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01-05-2010 , 11:14 PM

#155

letsgooo

grinder

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5 star bump guys awsome

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01-05-2010 , 11:46 PM

#156

Pork Fri Rize

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 5,410

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Originally Posted by letsgooo

5 star bump guys awsome

+1 mirryawn

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01-06-2010 , 12:49 AM

#157

oscillator

SIWAS

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,367

didnt even reread op. just saw title and felt all warm inside.

***SWOOOON***

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01-06-2010 , 01:58 AM

#158

AAwhitetail

centurion

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 169

stopped reading after
"Seat 1: Principesa ($660.15 in chips)"

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01-06-2010 , 02:12 AM

#159

StraightAAs

grinder

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teddy

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01-06-2010 , 02:26 AM

#160

NurseShark

adept

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This thread rules!!

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01-06-2010 , 03:42 AM

#161

DRybes

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How does the origin of 1-2 teddy not have more replies?

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01-06-2010 , 03:54 AM

#162

jjyykk

now YugiohPro

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 9,399

The chat in OP made me spit my water out. Funniest thread of the year lol.

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02-19-2010 , 07:57 AM

#163

RelaxedPrecision

Jared Huggins

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,185

Best thread ever.

How does your neck feel? lol

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02-19-2010 , 09:02 AM

#164

doubLe a tom

banned

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Originally Posted by doubLe a tom

Seat 1: wenlin505 ($117.35 in chips)
Seat 4: Carpycruiser ($78.55 in chips)
Seat 5: double a tom ($260.60 in chips)
Seat 6: Duerk ($173 in chips)
Booring1989 will be allowed to play after the button
Meandros25 will be allowed to play after the button
Carpycruiser: posts small blind $0.50
double a tom: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to double a tom [Ah Ad]
Duerk: folds
wenlin505: calls $1
Carpycruiser: calls $0.50
double a tom: raises $259.60 to $260.60 and is all-in
wenlin505: calls $116.35 and is all-in
Carpycruiser: folds
Uncalled bet ($143.25) returned to double a tom
*** FLOP *** [5d 3c 4s]
*** TURN *** [5d 3c 4s] [3h]
*** RIVER *** [5d 3c 4s 3h] [Ks]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
double a tom: shows [Ah Ad] (two pair, Aces and Threes)
wenlin505: mucks hand [Ts Tc]
double a tom collected $233.70 from pot

hahaha i forgot about this

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02-19-2010 , 09:29 AM

#165

LAGrandma

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Originally Posted by StraightAAs

teddy

prittay smaal picture siir

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08-03-2010 , 01:20 PM

#166

mrussel2k1

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How's your neck from that whiplash?

b0000000000mp!

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03-09-2011 , 12:48 AM

#167

siebenacht

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Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,610

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Originally Posted by Black winter day

This guy is the online Tony G

lol, so true

btw, one of my favorite 2p2 threads

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03-09-2011 , 02:53 AM

#168

BusWanker

old hand

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 1,319

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Originally Posted by StraightAAs

teddy

Name of girl ldo.

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03-09-2011 , 03:39 AM

#169

kidbackgammon

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Tineye's stumped. Bummer.

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03-09-2011 , 03:43 AM

#170

ninersrule

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I approve, strongly

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03-09-2011 , 09:53 AM

#171

fishdonkey

old hand

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her left foot has a broken nail. gross.

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12-24-2011 , 09:58 AM

#172

mrapex

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12-24-2011 , 01:17 PM

#173

Land Of The Free?

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,695

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Originally Posted by SkeetyMcdoogle

you guys saying fold jj are pusses and idiots that deserve a nice 1 2 teddy right on your cheek

Go fight MMA, then.

This isn't about being a pussy. You're risking 600$ needing almost 50% equity when flipping is pretty much your best case scenario. Doesn't take a genius to figure out that it's not exactly a +EV call.

And personally, every time i've seen this it's been AA or KK. Misclicks are usually min-raises, not sure how you "miclick" AI...