Beat: I was playing a set and takin beats and super angry when these 2 hands happened at the same time at different tables. This donk called my raise from his bb with K8 and stacked on a KTT board vs my KQ then rivered an A and I was like COME ON CALL WITH K8 THEN RIVER THE 7 OUT'ER TO SPLIT THATS THE BIGGEST BEAT EVER!!

So the guy had an avatar of his stupid kid. And I wrote "i guess you deserve to get lucky since you had the misfortune of having such an ugly bastard of a child". Then this other guy not even involved in the hand sends somethin like "you must not have children to talk like that".

And I just freak out and throw down "thats right cause im smart enough to use birth control unlike you two idiots only stupid people have kids now the whole world is getting full of donks like you guys AND WERE IN A DEPRESSION BECAUSE MORON DONKS LIKE YOU BUY THINGS YOU CANT AFFORD ON CREDIT CAUSE YOUR TOO STUPID TO REALIZE YOU CANT MAKE THE PAYMENTS".

Then the jerk says "i wish we were in person i'd teach you a lesson" and out of instinct i typed back "i wish your mom was here in person id rape her to death in front of you!". At that point some sissy called a chat moderator.

Now at the same time at another table I open-raise my sb and this stupid donk min re-raises me so I shove about 30 big blinds in with AK and he hesitates for a bit then calls me with 75o WTOUFDSOLU and sucks out obv. If he snap called I'd be able to handle it cause I'd figure he was on tilt, but he seemed to actually weight the merits of calling off 24 big blinds to a 4bet with 75o or folding and decided calling was the better play.

So this guy had the avatar of a black guy I think was him. Now I'm not a racist man, I've had a black roommate, but I was gonna use his avatar to hurt him anyway I could, cause I wanted him to feel just a taste of how bad he made me feel!

So I told him he played like a stupid (most hateful word in the English language). After that some other crybaby called another chat mod.

Now Stars basically got the wrong idea I think cause these happened at the same time, and figured I was abusive in chat all the time or something and way overreacted to perm ban my chat. I'm pretty angry about it but what can you do, at least I wont waste any more energy on it.

Brag: Told someone their kid is an ugly bastard, threatened to rape someone's mom to death in front of them, and called someone the most hateful word in the English language.

Variance: Cant yell at people in tablechat anymore?

This is a brag for everyone who plays at stars. You really need some help if you go off like this over a split pot.

prick

I think this is probably the part that got over done. lol.

Beat: You were not born with a brain.

Brains only interprate sense data intelligence comes from the mind which isn't physical.

confirmed brain busto

I dont need a brain!

Move up to where they respect your rape threats obv.

Holy ****!

And omg @ you freakin out like that. I personally find what you said hilarious, but you definitely deserve to have ur chat banned, forever! You freaked out at someone over a split pot, i mean come on man.

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lol at racists' favorite racism justifying line.

I thought the mom thing was pretty creative. It sounds like you are racist though. Most in the closet racists use the, "I have a black friend" line and then say some pretty mean ****.

The River Cree is teh nutz

You're a disgrace

Well deserved.
Now if only someone could keep you off here as well...

Seriously, I can't get my head around someone being that much of a dick in chat to start with, but then to come on here and basically brag about it?
Meh - you suck.

Why do you bother defending that your not a racist, yet no defence on you being a mummy rapist.

Clearly a long time rapist. Wp Stars.

So good.

OP = dumber than sleighty large

If this is a level, NH.

Otherwise,

[ ] rape and ****** jokes are funny
[x] rape and ****** jokes with Michael Jackson in them are funny

agree with chat ban. wp stars.

however people who put their kids picks up in their avatars are just asking to have them called ugly

at least you still have cake

who's the proud owner of the bouncy boobs above?