Man, I am FUMING right now. typing this **** w/ 9 fingers. anyway, here's what happened.
As most of you probably know, this week marks the biggest week of partying for the year at IU (i.e. the biggest week of partying anywhere in the nation). Of course, I'm out mackin' as usual and I see a friendly poker game. I sit down, buy in for the 100 dollars, and stare at the table around me.
It's a pretty diverse table; there's the standard preppy skinny white boy to my left, nerdy looking asian across from me, and some burly samoan to my right. We're playing 9-handed 100 dollar buyin and everybody is taking the game pretty seriously (though i'd make funny jokes here and there to lighten the mood).
anyway, i get dealt 68hh and raise in CO, the burly samoan 3-bets, I call and we see a flop.
He checks and I lead out 3/4 pot, the guy minraises me, and after tanking forever I just decide to get it all in there. I figured he had a higher PP. I was right as he turned over AA.
i laughed and turned over 68, making a joke about how easy the table is and how they probably should have pumped me full of more beer before letting me sit down. my hand holds up and as i reach for the chips, this sob literally grabs my wrist, stares me down, and tells me to gtfo before he kicks my ass. i told him to fk off and that my homiez would rock him if he didn't get his hands off me.
he gets in my face and starts mouthing off so i poke him in the side with my finger (he's kind of like a hispanic pillsbury dough boy) and try to tickle him. the skinny white kid just cracks up and is like "chil out sam he's cool." anyway, the jackass grabs my finger and literally just twists it all the way back until we hear a crack.
most of you sheltered kids probably haven't felt pain before, but this was literally so bad that i just screamed. anyways, they took me to the hospital and got it x-rayed. it's fractured and i'm out 4-6 weeks . i can't do anything so i'm just typing this bbv post w/ 9 fingers (mostly just one hand) cuz this is such a damn beat. i can't even party this weekend cuz i have trouble holding a damn beer.