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Old 04-16-2015, 12:33 PM   #26
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Re: Beat: got married and wife hates poker

pics of the minister's wife
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Old 04-16-2015, 11:39 PM   #27
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pics of wife spreading her cheeks and shoving your small blind up her rectum, or GTFO
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Old 04-17-2015, 08:01 AM   #28
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pics of wife spreading her cheeks and shoving your small blind up her rectum, or GTFO
Please don't make disparaging remarks about my significant other; we may reconcile our differences and get back together if I can swallow my manhood ad play the broke stakes.
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Old 04-17-2015, 08:05 AM   #29
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Re: Beat: got married and wife hates poker

you already made the biggest gamble of you life getting married. marriage is the biggest gamble one can take in life your better off playing scratch off lotto tickets
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Old 04-17-2015, 10:16 AM   #30
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Re: Beat: got married and wife hates poker

I guess you're trolling us with that story because it seems too awful to be true.
But in case you're not trolling, I hope she doesn't get back.
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Old 04-28-2015, 07:05 AM   #31
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Old 04-28-2015, 02:59 PM   #32
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Re: Beat: got married and wife hates poker

OP is virgin and very lame.

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Old 04-28-2015, 04:11 PM   #33
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Old 04-29-2015, 12:12 AM   #34
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Re: Beat: got married and wife hates poker

Just think of all the pussy you get when you beat 1Knl. I heard that there are some crazy sex parties when you hit the nosebleeds. Except Greg Raymer gets to **** you in the ass before you can be initiated into the scene.... best give up poker and do what your wife says you stake jumping atm machine.
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Old 04-29-2015, 12:19 AM   #35
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confirmed= not a level, this guy is a true degen.

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