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04-16-2015 , 12:33 PM

#26

Mr. Muckit

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 1,238

pics of the minister's wife

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04-16-2015 , 11:39 PM

#27

DaYu

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 1,279

pics of wife spreading her cheeks and shoving your small blind up her rectum, or GTFO

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04-17-2015 , 08:01 AM

#28

I g0tz haxed

banned

Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 99

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Originally Posted by DaYu

pics of wife spreading her cheeks and shoving your small blind up her rectum, or GTFO

Please don't make disparaging remarks about my significant other; we may reconcile our differences and get back together if I can swallow my manhood ad play the broke stakes.

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04-17-2015 , 08:05 AM

#29

EatMyDitka

banned

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 800

you already made the biggest gamble of you life getting married. marriage is the biggest gamble one can take in life your better off playing scratch off lotto tickets

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04-17-2015 , 10:16 AM

#30

ShowMeUrAce

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 530

I guess you're trolling us with that story because it seems too awful to be true.
But in case you're not trolling, I hope she doesn't get back.

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04-28-2015 , 07:05 AM

#31

Man ag City

grinder

Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 566

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Originally Posted by DaYu

pics of wife spreading her cheeks and shoving your small blind up her rectum, or GTFO

😂😂😂😂

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04-28-2015 , 02:59 PM

#32

Jesus420

centurion

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 147

OP is virgin and very lame.

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04-28-2015 , 04:11 PM

#33

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,992

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Originally Posted by Jesus420

OP is virgin and very lame.

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Hilarious coming from Jesus.

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04-29-2015 , 12:12 AM

#34

IslandGuy

adept

Join Date: Apr 2014 Posts: 1,009

Just think of all the pussy you get when you beat 1Knl. I heard that there are some crazy sex parties when you hit the nosebleeds. Except Greg Raymer gets to **** you in the ass before you can be initiated into the scene.... best give up poker and do what your wife says you stake jumping atm machine.