Hahahaha, well played OP.

pics of barn

I'm pulling for ya op

Keep us updated

pics of farmers granddaughter

best thread ever, please keep it up to date!!!

Still not 100% sure if level or not, but it's still funny

The sad thing is some people are just degen enough that there's only a 99% chance it's a level

lol egg money

Awesome thread. I hope you keep it updated!

Best 2. post of 2+2 user ever. More updates please

OP take the eggs from the chickens and milk the grandaughter...

still waiting for pictures

'I overheard them talking and they think coyotes are taking their chickens so whatever.'

- LOL, please update. :|

lol sell some chickens and suck some dick for money lmfoa

The dude is living in a ****ing barn, give him a break. Im sure once he gets the cable hooked up he'll be on here with pics.

This has to be a half cocked eggxadgeration

Ya dood, please upload us some weekly video updates!!! Your life grinding!! In a way unique arena!!
Just be looking to spread your hussell, you cant steal from the same place too much!! They'll set up surveilance, catch you redhanded, and you'll be locked up because you wont have anyone to vouch for a residence..So not getting caught should be #1 priority! Start looking at neighbors houses, and thier animals, assuming your not selling animals where they're all buying animals..
And, how in the fk do you sell a cow ? You cant possibly walk it down the street to the pawnshop!!
Most farmers have burned the banks in the past, and keep safes full of cash..look for those!!!..Let us know where you'll be playing at!! I'll have the 2+2 mobile podcast van show up for a feature player profile, one like no other!!!!

its 100% fake, proven by his other threads

good story though

Well, that sucks, I was having fun picturing some underweight tweeker guy running down the street with 2 chickens and a cow, pursuing a poker boner...Thats dedication man

Yea dude you should definately buy a scooter.

Eggstra Eggstra read all about it.

good eggsample of degeneracy..

the story of the hot granddaughter in the shed turns me on

Then one day last week, this salesman's car breaks down in front of the farm, and now he lives in the hayloft with me. But he's got an eye on the granddaughter too, so I may have my eggs with a side of salesman tomorrow.

Oh, and there's 3 cocksized holes in the east wall. I don't know what they are for...yet...

hahaha

Rob old people?

This story is horse $hit