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05-22-2012 , 05:52 PM
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the funny part about this meme is that the person who created it probably used their own phone.. not the meme itself.
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05-22-2012 , 06:32 PM
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Lol what are you going to say to the girl. "Hey you dont know me but i been living in your grandpas attic for awhile"
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05-22-2012 , 06:38 PM
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Lol what are you going to say to the girl. "Hey you dont know me but i been living in your grandpas old barn that smells like crap for awhile"
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05-22-2012 , 06:45 PM
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Just want to add these old people have a smokin hot grandaughter. Im going to approach her one day and try and **** her or something. I think she will but of course I wont be all creepy about it. Maybe Ill use my egg money, rent a car and take her out for dinner.

My dad told me if I ever go back he will kill me and dump me in an old well. I believe him, hes actually shot two people before. He is insane and I should have thought about this when running up the CC. I love my family and I will get their respect back. Well I hope so
Highly doubt it
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05-22-2012 , 06:47 PM
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do you owe egg-zactly 10K?
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05-23-2012 , 04:20 AM
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not bad lol
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05-23-2012 , 04:53 AM
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i like cocaine sell it to me
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05-23-2012 , 07:55 AM
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05-23-2012 , 08:09 AM
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Eggsellent story my friend. I will now use the phrase "I needy some more egg money" next time I drag a big pot live... And I have a story to back up the phrase if anyone is foolish enough to ask. Of course in my story I bone the girl and the grandmother while the chickens watch
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05-23-2012 , 08:14 AM
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No money in (creative writing) diary, everyone is solid.
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05-23-2012 , 09:35 AM
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Ask her if she likes chicken?

If yes say suck my co==ck it's FOWL
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05-23-2012 , 01:29 PM
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was hoping the op is Byrung
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05-23-2012 , 02:31 PM
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i like cocaine sell it to me
see that britcops show the other night a Welsh boy had been picked up trippin out his face on shrooms and admitied it to the cops,

Now i thought beeing under the influence but have nothing on you it isnt an offence (unless driving)
but that gave them the right to search his house without even having intent to supply,

Is this just English/Welsh law or what

so be very careful what you say and do
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05-23-2012 , 02:38 PM
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see that britcops show the other night a Welsh boy had been picked up trippin out his face on shrooms and admitied it to the cops,

Now i thought beeing under the influence but have nothing on you it isnt an offence (unless driving)
but that gave them the right to search his house without even having intent to supply,

Is this just English/Welsh law or what

so be very careful what you say and do
One thing that is pretty f***ed up about the UK is how the tories want to implement a bill which allows the government to watch your every move online. Big Brother is watching.
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05-23-2012 , 02:52 PM
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One thing that is pretty f***ed up about the UK is how the tories want to implement a bill which allows the government to watch your every move online. Big Brother is watching.
yeah... you mean make it publically legal and obvious what every country is doing anyways?

but now we are off topic...

back to our eggselent adventure.

what happens next OP? I'm eggspecting more gripping stories.
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05-23-2012 , 03:32 PM
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Op slept with girl then came down with a serious case of eggzema
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05-23-2012 , 05:23 PM
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see that britcops show the other night a Welsh boy had been picked up trippin out his face on shrooms and admitied it to the cops,

Now i thought beeing under the influence but have nothing on you it isnt an offence (unless driving)
but that gave them the right to search his house without even having intent to supply,

Is this just English/Welsh law or what

so be very careful what you say and do
Going to see The View I was taking ecstasy and the police asked me if I had and said they can't do anything if I have just consumed it and having nothing on me so said yes, they just took my details and let me on my way!

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One thing that is pretty f***ed up about the UK is how the tories want to implement a bill which allows the government to watch your every move online. Big Brother is watching.
This getting pressed on us scares me!
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05-23-2012 , 05:41 PM
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no egg money in barns, everyone is squatting
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05-23-2012 , 07:14 PM
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No money in barns; everything's squalid.
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05-23-2012 , 07:18 PM
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almost believable.

btw, how did you eat the eggs? raw?

also, inb4 pics etc etc..
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05-23-2012 , 07:44 PM
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Going to see The View I was taking ecstasy and the police asked me if I had and said they can't do anything if I have just consumed it and having nothing on me so said yes, they just took my details and let me on my way!



This getting pressed on us scares me!
i think E's are class B,shrooms class A even though billions of them grow wild in season..farkin joke
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05-23-2012 , 08:03 PM
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thought it was 5 stars, then decided on four. pix or gtfo.
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05-23-2012 , 11:27 PM
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Sounds like this might be the wake up call you needed. Good luck to you, and hopefully you get it all paid off.
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05-24-2012 , 04:11 AM
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OP you're a ****ing dick.
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05-24-2012 , 08:44 AM
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One thing that is pretty f***ed up about the UK is how the tories want to implement a bill which allows the government to watch your every move online. Big Brother is watching.
got any good links about this? would be interested to read about it.
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