First off I feel bad for what I did. I was all coked up playing poker and kept losing. I ran my CC up then took my parents. They had a 10k limit and I lost all 10k or close. So many bad beats its just unspeakable. So many sets over sets, I either think coke is rigged or online poker. I havent decided.
After I passed out and realized what I did. i felt really gross inside. I went and told my parents and my dad actually grabbed me and kneed me in the balls. Like come on in the balls dad? Wow not cool. I got kicked out and have no money. I have a bunch of friends that play poker so Im at their house. I didnt even tell them because Im ashamed and I deserve to be living it rough.
Well about 6km from my parents house there is old people who own a farm and I decided to sneak in and set myself up a little loft up where there old limbs cant allow them to climb. Its actually quite comfortable but the smell of **** is bad but Im getting used to it. There have some cattle and chickens and whatever. I actually mostly eat eggs, I mean its free and there is always a tonne laying around. Ive also managed to make a little bit of money. I steal some of their eggs every morning save them up. I take my bike and go for a long ride, set up a sign and sell the eggs on the side of a road.
The other day I heard the couple in the barn say "maybe we should call the doctor in and see why they stopped laying eggs". I laughed quietly.
I dont know how many eggs I have to sell to make the 10k back but Im going to keep trying. I think I might ask one of the farmers in the area if I can work for them.
Just want to add these old people have a smokin hot grandaughter. Im going to approach her one day and try and **** her or something. I think she will but of course I wont be all creepy about it. Maybe Ill use my egg money, rent a car and take her out for dinner.
My dad told me if I ever go back he will kill me and dump me in an old well. I believe him, hes actually shot two people before. He is insane and I should have thought about this when running up the CC. I love my family and I will get their respect back. Well I hope so