Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle - Page 7 - Poker Beats Brags and Variance

Punish her straight away, otherwise this attitude will never fade away and will become worse over time. You got to take a firm stand here and say that she needs to grow up or gft out of your life. You play poker and piss in a jugg when needed. Big ****** deal. She needs to live with it or hit the streets.

Last edited by 1S1ckPuppy; 02-25-2009 at 02:44 AM.

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02-25-2009 , 04:08 AM

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LoveisHell

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Fold PF

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02-25-2009 , 09:06 AM

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hochiminh

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move up to where they respcet your piss in the bottle

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02-25-2009 , 01:07 PM

#154

BARRY181

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Originally Posted by joethepro

in my videos, you will see that i pee in a dog's bowl. if any one ever sees it, i blame it on the dog.

hey joe,

love your videos

any recent ones?

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02-25-2009 , 02:01 PM

#155

conflayz

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Thats just gross. I would kill my SO if he did that.

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02-25-2009 , 02:48 PM

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Trimms

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I haven't read this entire thread yet, but has anyone yet questioned why the OP had a 1/4 full pee bottle sitting under his desk when he wasn't playing poker?

So you pee in a bottle when you are playing poker...okay I wouldn't do it, but whatever you have your own logic...but why wouldn't you empty that sh*t out once you are done playing for the session?

Keeping the piss in the bottle after you are done playing is inexcusable, and your girlfriend should definitely be "pissy" about dating someone that stores their piss in a bottle for no good reason.

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02-25-2009 , 03:58 PM

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badatmath

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lol at her thinking a pee bottle is gross.

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02-26-2009 , 02:39 AM

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OMGitsCheddar

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Originally Posted by Vantek

I once saw a documentary about people who had an irresistible urge to collect everything. Old newspapers, total garbage, everything. One of them collected his own piss and ****. Then sometimes he would have a moment of clarity and go "WTF am I doing?" and get rid of all the piss and ****, but then after a while he would start collecting it again. He would go out at night and search trash cans for things to collect. "I'm selective" he said, while picking up a newspaper from a trash can, "I don't collect everything, I only collect things that I like. I don't want this," he showed the newspaper, it was about horse racing,"because I don't like horse racing."

more love for this imo

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02-26-2009 , 02:47 AM

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tehchipdonk

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peeing into a bottle can be dangerous, you might be pulling out in the ER, good luck

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02-26-2009 , 03:13 AM

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Alobar

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shocked at the number of people who are put off by this.....pissing in bottle is completely standard, dunno what the big deal is. Sitting out on all your tables to go piss is hella ******ed.

Also, OP, wtf, why are you on the couch? If the bitch is pissy tell her to go ****ing home.

also drink more water, that piss is waaay to dark

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02-28-2009 , 05:33 AM

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Black_Angler

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I once saw a girl pee in a big gulp cup on the drive back from Vegas one night....girls do it too....they just aren't lucky enough to be able use a bottle, they kinda need a wide opening

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02-28-2009 , 06:05 AM

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txdome

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Just piss out of a window.

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02-28-2009 , 06:25 AM

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BigUpS

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Pissing in bottle = standard.

Gf = needs to chill

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02-28-2009 , 07:07 AM

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iNguyen90

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If you was a real man, you'd piss on the floor and blame the cat.

Tell her to man up or get out.

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02-28-2009 , 07:08 AM

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maniacpoker

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Thinks OP should stop replying all over his own thread.

Um you're talking about taking a leak in a jug and you can't take people poking comments at you?

Maybe you need to know you're completely messed up that you cant take a second and piss in a toilet.

Get a grip and tell your girlfriend to give me a call.

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02-28-2009 , 07:37 AM

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breadandbutter

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Originally Posted by maniacpoker

you stept into the level tarp so hard you don't even recognize your own feet

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02-28-2009 , 07:42 AM

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maniacpoker

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Originally Posted by breadandbutter

you stept into the level tarp so hard you don't even recognize your own feet

Tell yours to give me a call too since I see on your profile almosy all your posted comments are negative. She might wanna come and be with a not so angry little nerd!

stept? looks like you are the tarp.

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03-04-2009 , 12:28 AM

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Super Villain

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OP IMO

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03-04-2009 , 01:10 AM

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StratCat

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Truckers piss in jugs all the time too, its a part of bein a trucker

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03-04-2009 , 01:11 AM

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StratCat

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"So I piss in jugs while im playing poker and leave them around the house, no big deal"

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07-23-2009 , 09:22 AM

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BitchiBee

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Originally Posted by Gorekruk

IMO pissing in a bottle is what the asians do... are you ASIAN???? if no then dont do it! They also have condom like things with a tube that runs into a bottle.

If you got a laptop with wireless take it outside and play out the back you can take a piss right out onto the lawn... also it helps fireproof the place!!

Wat?