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02-09-2009 , 09:12 AM

#101

Jelenček Rudolf

centurion

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 135

standard imos...

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02-09-2009 , 09:16 AM

#102

losingdonkey

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,308

10/20 is soft?

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02-09-2009 , 10:27 AM

#103

blindsRobber

adept

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1,011

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Originally Posted by losingdonkey

10/20 is soft?

10c/20c

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02-09-2009 , 01:52 PM

#104

Warteen

[ ] wears the pants

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 4,323

At least she didn't find your poop bottle.

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02-09-2009 , 02:05 PM

#105

Jimmy Proffett

SE's NFL Swami

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 22,322

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Originally Posted by Brick&MortarKing

I have been grinding some poker online lately, 10/20 NL. Its pretty soft compared to live poker. My girlfriend was for some reason looking under my desk and found my arrowhead jug 1/4 full of urine. Now she's all pissy in my bed sleeping and I am out on the couch feeling like ****. What's my play here BBV?

Question 1: What's arrowhead?

Question 2: How do we know it was 1/4 full? Graph/jug history or it didn't happen.

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02-09-2009 , 02:38 PM

#106

peetar69

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,553

The handle is sweet but if it came off it would be trouble.

I dont know why you guys clean your bottles. Just empty it, put the cap on and throw it in the trash.

Anyone that is not a female that has a proble with this either doesn't multi table or has the ghey.

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02-09-2009 , 02:46 PM

#107

tbhouston

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 4,854

if you are a winning player at 10/20 i'm sure you can explain the montary value of pissing in a bottle..

btw, try to be the man of the house

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02-09-2009 , 03:08 PM

#108

ChattanoogaPoker

banned

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 249

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Originally Posted by Brick&MortarKing

Shake the bottle up real hard and dump it on her. Maybe she's into golden showers.

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02-09-2009 , 03:25 PM

#109

OMGPHILGALFOND

adept

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 815

hahaha! that's ***' nothing! Me and a bud of mine were grinding 24/7 at his house about 2 yrs ago. the bathroom was downstairs. result--> we counted about little over 30 litres of piss behind the couch

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02-09-2009 , 03:34 PM

#110

Ophidion

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 2,108

what about the crap jug

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02-09-2009 , 03:44 PM

#111

themandude

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,252

omg 30 litres, that would smell bad, why don't you throw it out

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02-09-2009 , 04:07 PM

#112

iparout

adept

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 818

Wow !

At first I thought this was kind of a joke... Afterwards, when I started reading all these people saying they occasionally do it as well, I freaked out.. Granted about 90% of the people who said they do it are lying, however I feel like some of them are ACTUALLY pissing in a bottle while multitabling... Which is kinda.. wow.. just wow !!

At least, if you're gonna do it, try to be classy...

imo

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02-09-2009 , 04:10 PM

#113

DLU

old hand

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,734

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Originally Posted by yegor

use one of these imo:

this seems appropriate

or just throw out the piss asap

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02-09-2009 , 04:12 PM

#114

Mothercanuck

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,799

ahahahah poor it on her duhhh

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02-09-2009 , 04:14 PM

#115

LetMeLive

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 25,131

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Originally Posted by Brick&MortarKing

I have been grinding some poker online lately, 10/20 NL. Its pretty soft compared to live poker. My girlfriend was for some reason looking under my desk and found my arrowhead jug 1/4 full of urine. Now she's all pissy in my bed sleeping and I am out on the couch feeling like ****. What's my play here BBV?

come on, rly?

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02-09-2009 , 04:15 PM

#116

mlborder

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,529

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Originally Posted by joethepro

in my videos, you will see that i pee in a dog's bowl. if any one ever sees it, i blame it on the dog.

Literally lol'd hysterically

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02-09-2009 , 04:26 PM

#117

hitman4hire

banned

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,075

Explain medicinal properties of consuming your own urine.....the elixer of youth

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02-09-2009 , 04:35 PM

#118

mlborder

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,529

PA actually admitted to this when they had him on the Pokercast.

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02-09-2009 , 04:42 PM

#119

earck

old hand

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,981

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Originally Posted by iparout

Wow !

At first I thought this was kind of a joke... Afterwards, when I started reading all these people saying they occasionally do it as well, I freaked out..

Why? What is wrong with pissing in a bottle?

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02-09-2009 , 04:43 PM

#120

themandude

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,252

Ya if Patric Antonious does it you know it's balla, continue pissing.

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02-09-2009 , 05:41 PM

#121

Dids

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 60,871

That is not a custom handle, all of those bottles come like that.

You are all ****ing savages.

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02-09-2009 , 05:58 PM

#122

Coff

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 8,929

You people have lost it.

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02-09-2009 , 06:01 PM

#123

OMGheadshot

journeyman

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 339

Pee jug is standard, especially if your 10 tabling MTT's or something of that sort.

Tell ur GF to relax and stop crying. All u did was pee in a fckn jug whts the big deal?