me and my gf act like the pee bottle DOES NOT exist. i politely hide it from her and dont use it when she is awake, present, or home. she KNOWS the pee bottle exists but she loves me enough to ignore or even question its existence. I empty said pee bottle often.
shes a good girl but she will squat in a parking lot when we're out drinking and possibly blow me in said parking lot for fun. get a new girlfriend or one that can ignore your indiscretions. our relationship is
dont ask...dont make me lie.
many great relationships are founded on this basis.