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dude leatherass pisses in bottles, and he makes mirrions. just tell her you crank out an extra 5bb per day. if that doesn't go well...try hitting her.

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02-01-2009 , 12:49 PM

#52

IamPro

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Originally Posted by eNkkoRe

but you had grind on the mind

This

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02-01-2009 , 01:09 PM

#53

Tapow Dayok

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Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 4,121

Patrik Antonius admitted on the podcast that he does it, so I'm not judging pissing in a bottle. After all, who am I to question Superman?

But look how much piss is in that bottle. Unless you are some kind of race horse, you haven't dumped that out in awhile and that's kind of nasty. There is nothing -EV about dumping it out at the end of each session.

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02-01-2009 , 01:20 PM

#54

2OutsNoProb

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You say this as if (a) it's somehow normal to piss in an arrowhead jug, and (b) the solution is anything other than to STOP PISSING IN A ****ING JUG

We have a winner

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02-01-2009 , 01:24 PM

#55

Jonesy8

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What's with all the ******s who post about their degen alter egos and how cool/funny they think they are?

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02-01-2009 , 01:24 PM

#56

seefut22

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gawd she so nitty...guess u should hide the beat off rag too now

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02-01-2009 , 01:27 PM

#57

xLed

grinder

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after a caffeine free diet coke fueled grind I pee about every 5min. Bottles are keyyyy

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02-01-2009 , 01:31 PM

#58

Rootabager

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Originally Posted by Brick&MortarKing

I have been grinding some poker online lately, 10/20 NL. Its pretty soft compared to live poker. My girlfriend was for some reason looking under my desk and found my arrowhead jug 1/4 full of urine. Now she's all pissy in my bed sleeping and I am out on the couch feeling like ****. What's my play here BBV?

You need to stop acting like such a pussy. Control your women.

You need to grow a pair, you are not much of a man.

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02-01-2009 , 01:42 PM

#59

DiscoBisco

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i like how you said your girlfriend is now all "pissy" lol

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02-01-2009 , 02:39 PM

#60

High Chancellor

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Originally Posted by not a model

i remember i was in the shower with my long-time-ago girlfriend and i offered to pee on her and she was like, "no, thats gross." what a dumb bitch i hope shes dead now.

lol golden shower FTW

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02-01-2009 , 03:21 PM

#61

mcdon

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The worst thing that can happen is you don't empty the bottle in a timely manner. It smells terrible; especially if you see some of the water has evaporated from the bottle.

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02-01-2009 , 03:36 PM

#62

nevaforget

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Originally Posted by all_in_lam

*** what is wrong with you idiots that pee in a bottle. my roomate does this too and its fken nasty. one time he had 2L bottles of cplus/mountain dew on his floor and i picked it up to drink some. he non-chanlanty said dont drink that its piss. im like what do u mean. he's like i pissed in it, i was too lazy to go to the washroom.

how do u even pee in a bottle, do you like jam it in first to make sure it doesnt spill? and omg don't you people wash your hands.
btw my roomate doesnt even play poker he is just lazy/disguisting

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02-01-2009 , 03:37 PM

#63

mrdurdenptp

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get a laptop and carry it to the can with you obv

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02-01-2009 , 03:47 PM

#64

Brick&MortarKing

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Originally Posted by mrdurdenptp

get a laptop and carry it to the can with you obv

This is what I normally do, I have no problem taking a **** while grinding. However I cant play more than 1 table on my laptop so thats where the pee bottle comes in.

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02-01-2009 , 04:03 PM

#65

eersfan

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I do it too. And you can't just take it to the bathroom when your grinding because of the computer setup. I honestly don't think its that big of a deal.

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02-01-2009 , 04:06 PM

#66

FUJItheFISH

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[ ] arrowhead
[x] A+

also, link to PA radio show of him talking about using a piss bottle plz.

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02-01-2009 , 04:21 PM

#67

gryphon_gold

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Originally Posted by all_in_lam

and omg don't you people wash your hands.

Excuse me, but my dick is so clean your girlfriend can eat off of it.

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02-01-2009 , 04:28 PM

#68

wisedive

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Today a grinder, tomorrow Howard ****ing Hughes.

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02-01-2009 , 04:50 PM

#69

Tapow Dayok

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Originally Posted by FUJItheFISH

also, link to PA radio show of him talking about using a piss bottle plz.

It was the 2p2 podcast.

http://pokercast.twoplustwo.com/poke...p?pokercast=44

I'm not going to relisten to the whole thing again and find exactly where he says it, but somewhere in there he definitely says he keeps a bottle with him instead of leaving to go to the bathroom because if he sits out even for a few seconds, his fishy opponents will sometimes leave.

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02-01-2009 , 05:12 PM

#70

grind4life

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Originally Posted by I Hate Razz

Dribble the pissy goodness all over her crotch while she's asleep, then laugh at her for peeing the bed like an emo kid. She'll either claw out your eyes or dump you. Either way, you won't have to listen to her anymore.

(This makes me a gender traitor, I know, but I don't like my fellow women that much anyway.)

best first post ever?
and possibly greatest woman that ever lived?

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02-01-2009 , 05:12 PM

#71

scottyclark

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me and my gf act like the pee bottle DOES NOT exist. i politely hide it from her and dont use it when she is awake, present, or home. she KNOWS the pee bottle exists but she loves me enough to ignore or even question its existence. I empty said pee bottle often.

shes a good girl but she will squat in a parking lot when we're out drinking and possibly blow me in said parking lot for fun. get a new girlfriend or one that can ignore your indiscretions. our relationship is
dont ask...dont make me lie.

many great relationships are founded on this basis.