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02-01-2009 , 08:15 AM

#26

objectiveICE

newbie

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 39

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Originally Posted by Brick&MortarKing

shocked this is the first time its a problem. that custom strap is ldo the work of a professional.

ins macgyver pic here

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02-01-2009 , 08:30 AM

#27

Vantek

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 5,806

Just be thankful that she didn't think it's your poker drink and try how it tastes.

It's all a matter of perspective.

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02-01-2009 , 08:30 AM

#28

MartinK1979

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Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,576

lol 5 stars!!!

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02-01-2009 , 08:47 AM

#29

all_in_lam

old hand

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 1,376

*** what is wrong with you idiots that pee in a bottle. my roomate does this too and its fken nasty. one time he had 2L bottles of cplus/mountain dew on his floor and i picked it up to drink some. he non-chanlanty said dont drink that its piss. im like what do u mean. he's like i pissed in it, i was too lazy to go to the washroom.

how do u even pee in a bottle, do you like jam it in first to make sure it doesnt spill? and omg don't you people wash your hands.
btw my roomate doesnt even play poker he is just lazy/disguisting

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02-01-2009 , 08:55 AM

#30

joethepro

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 424

in my videos, you will see that i pee in a dog's bowl. if any one ever sees it, i blame it on the dog.

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02-01-2009 , 08:56 AM

#31

DrakeWalls

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Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 2,563

i've thought about doing this coz driking beer and griding go hand in hand, but ****in having to go to the bathroom is a pain in the ass.

beat: read thread title and got excited about a new king niche post
variance: i still lol'd at this

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02-01-2009 , 08:58 AM

#32

27AllIn

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 6,583

you say that getting up and going to the bathroom is -ev, well girlfriends are too.

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02-01-2009 , 09:02 AM

#33

JoeO

centurion

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 142

This is a classic thread. LOL!!!!

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02-01-2009 , 09:03 AM

#34

KakiTee

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Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 2,651

tell her you'll wash it

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02-01-2009 , 09:05 AM

#35

mojed

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Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 2,994

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Originally Posted by KakiTee

tell her to wash it

fyp for the misogynists

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02-01-2009 , 09:07 AM

#36

yegor

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,868

use one of these imo:

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02-01-2009 , 09:11 AM

#37

starscream1101

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 4,847

****ing classic.

My girlfriend came over and saw mine to yesterday. I just told her I was sick....and didn't feel like moving on Friday night...although the grind was in progress. She told me I was gross as well. On a side note, she stole my Pokerstars monkey....damn whore.

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02-01-2009 , 09:20 AM

#38

Vantek

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Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 5,806

I once saw a documentary about people who had an irresistible urge to collect everything. Old newspapers, total garbage, everything. One of them collected his own piss and ****. Then sometimes he would have a moment of clarity and go "WTF am I doing?" and get rid of all the piss and ****, but then after a while he would start collecting it again. He would go out at night and search trash cans for things to collect. "I'm selective" he said, while picking up a newspaper from a trash can, "I don't collect everything, I only collect things that I like. I don't want this," he showed the newspaper, it was about horse racing,"because I don't like horse racing."

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02-01-2009 , 09:20 AM

#39

oxiej

adept

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1,160

you guys should get rich enough to buy a house with a bathroom at your working space.

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02-01-2009 , 09:39 AM

#40

anononon

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what is wrong with you people

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02-01-2009 , 09:39 AM

#41

27AllIn

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 6,583

i've found it's easier just to move my workspace to my bathroom.

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02-01-2009 , 10:05 AM

#42

StrictlyStrategy

banned

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 10,099

if u dont pee in a bottle when you play, and you can easily ur a gay nerd and soz ur mom

i did when i was living on my own but now that im almost 23 and living with my mom i dont cuz its 2 much of a hassle

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02-01-2009 , 10:20 AM

#43

not a model

adept

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,192

i remember i was in the shower with my long-time-ago girlfriend and i offered to pee on her and she was like, "no, thats gross." what a dumb bitch i hope shes dead now.

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02-01-2009 , 10:36 AM

#44

DrakeWalls

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Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 2,563

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Originally Posted by not a model

i remember i was in the shower with my long-time-ago girlfriend and i offered to pee on her and she was like, "no, thats gross." what a dumb bitch i hope shes dead now.

LMAO!! hahaha great story

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02-01-2009 , 10:43 AM

#45

koOma

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Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,903

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Originally Posted by Brick&MortarKing

when did I lie?

ur entire post is a lie

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02-01-2009 , 10:50 AM

#46

il_martilo

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Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 4,137

just bring your laptop to the bathroom LDO.

And the picture is awesome.

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02-01-2009 , 10:58 AM

#47

I Hate Razz

newbie

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 18

Dribble the pissy goodness all over her crotch while she's asleep, then laugh at her for peeing the bed like an emo kid. She'll either claw out your eyes or dump you. Either way, you won't have to listen to her anymore.

(This makes me a gender traitor, I know, but I don't like my fellow women that much anyway.)