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Originally Posted by Cup o' Joe
You seem to have two problems:
(1) You pee in a bottle rather than bringing your laptop to the bathroom.
(2) You let your girlfriend decide where you sleep.
Now look, I don't pee in bottles. But, if that's what I wanted to do, and my girlfriend had some complaints about it, I'd tell her to leave if she didn't like it. I certainly wouldn't allow her to dictate sleeping arrangements.
I'd tell her that I'm going to pee whenever and wherever I want. I mean, Jeez, it's my house! I can always find a girl on Craigslist that likes bottle peeing!
But, if you are living at her place, and have to do as you are told, then you should have said; "Hey! You never told me I couldn't pee in bottles!". Then apologize, and say that you won't pee in bottles anymore (or that you will limit all future bottle-peeing to the outside world)
After she calms down and forgives you, you should then ask her if the reason she got so upset was that she was turned on by your bottle peeing. Offer to show her just how adept and sexy you are while you pee in a bottle for her.
Or... stop peeing in the friggin bottle.
I was playing 12 tables on a pc, so I did not wanna switch to the laptop.
Also I would like to let you know she does not call any of the sleeping arrangements. The reason I went out to the couch was because I didnt wanna sleep yet and was tilted over the whole ordeal, and went to sleep in my bed about an hour later.
Lastly I wanted to chime in and give a report back of whats happening in my life lately. Recently I was on vacation with the gf, and we were both drinking and she agreed to do a golden-shower with me. I layed on my back in the tub and had a wonderful experience.
-BMK