litterally lol.

Still though, is the honestly a normal occurrence for online pros? Really guys I'm scurred!

i lol'd

ewwwww

Joe,

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just be glad she didn't find your $hit bucket.

Forget the jug , Just piss out the window.

just don't drink withing 48 hours of starting your mtt sessions..............

You seem to have two problems:

(1) You pee in a bottle rather than bringing your laptop to the bathroom.

(2) You let your girlfriend decide where you sleep.

Now look, I don't pee in bottles. But, if that's what I wanted to do, and my girlfriend had some complaints about it, I'd tell her to leave if she didn't like it. I certainly wouldn't allow her to dictate sleeping arrangements.

I'd tell her that I'm going to pee whenever and wherever I want. I mean, Jeez, it's my house! I can always find a girl on Craigslist that likes bottle peeing!

But, if you are living at her place, and have to do as you are told, then you should have said; "Hey! You never told me I couldn't pee in bottles!". Then apologize, and say that you won't pee in bottles anymore (or that you will limit all future bottle-peeing to the outside world)

After she calms down and forgives you, you should then ask her if the reason she got so upset was that she was turned on by your bottle peeing. Offer to show her just how adept and sexy you are while you pee in a bottle for her.

Or... stop peeing in the friggin bottle.

I'm practically an online poker shut-in these days and I still run to the bathroom to pee while multitabling. If I miss a couple hands I miss a couple hands, it's not the end of the world.

IMO pissing in a bottle is what the asians do... are you ASIAN???? if no then dont do it! They also have condom like things with a tube that runs into a bottle.

If you got a laptop with wireless take it outside and play out the back you can take a piss right out onto the lawn... also it helps fireproof the place!!

I was playing 12 tables on a pc, so I did not wanna switch to the laptop.

Also I would like to let you know she does not call any of the sleeping arrangements. The reason I went out to the couch was because I didnt wanna sleep yet and was tilted over the whole ordeal, and went to sleep in my bed about an hour later.

Lastly I wanted to chime in and give a report back of whats happening in my life lately. Recently I was on vacation with the gf, and we were both drinking and she agreed to do a golden-shower with me. I layed on my back in the tub and had a wonderful experience.

-BMK

smash it on her face imo

lol

I dont believe you though fwiw

can I shi$ on you?

I challenge any non-gay to have a golden shower and say you didn't like it. You won't. It is a very interesting and pleasureable experience.

So, by your logic (the same logic that has you peeing in a bottle), only gay guys don't enjoy getting pissed on.

Who can argue with that sort of thinking? You are definitely a 100% straight genius.

12-tabling 10/20, from a guy who normally plays live? Right. Lazy guy 3-tabling imo.

OMG ASK YOUR GIRLFRIEND TO TAKE A **** ON YOU ?????

Craig's list is a good place to find normal attractive women.

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**** just wait till you get married. So long as Im making money my wife wouldn't care if I pissed all over myself.

I actually like the discussion about pissing in bottles. I remember trying it once.

Brag: Attempted pissing in an empty 2L
Beat: I made a dribbly mess on the carpet and havent tried it again
Variance: Miss happened because I have a 10g apadravya

The real brag here is probably how +EV an apadravya is (unless you are accustomed to pissing into narrow mouth bottles?)

your girlfriend is simple

OMG, i can't beleive how many pathetic shlums out there that piss in a bottle, that's absolutely disgusting. Just piss before your session and then just man the **** up for your 3-5 hour session and piss when you're done. Jesus, are you woman pissing every hour or what?

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THIS