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02-01-2009 , 06:51 AM

Brick&MortarKing

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I have been grinding some poker online lately, 10/20 NL. Its pretty soft compared to live poker. My girlfriend was for some reason looking under my desk and found my arrowhead jug 1/4 full of urine. Now she's all pissy in my bed sleeping and I am out on the couch feeling like ****. What's my play here BBV?

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02-01-2009 , 06:57 AM

Dr.SlowPlay

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squeeze one out on her face while sleeping?

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02-01-2009 , 06:58 AM

koOma

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ur play is to come clean and stop lying

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02-01-2009 , 07:03 AM

All Father

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wtf why would it be that big of a deal

she is a nit, get a good druggie girl that doesnt give a **** if you piss in a bottle

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02-01-2009 , 07:05 AM

Whage

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that s disgustin

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02-01-2009 , 07:05 AM

All Father

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Originally Posted by Whage

that s disgustin

you arent going to fit in with that attitude

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02-01-2009 , 07:07 AM

Elite00

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tell her you are saving it to sell to druggies

it's basically rakeback at that point, the longer you play the more money you accumulate on the side

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02-01-2009 , 07:07 AM

Brick&MortarKing

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Originally Posted by Whage

that s disgustin

you sound like my girlfriend

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02-01-2009 , 07:07 AM

Gonzirra

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Originally Posted by Brick&MortarKing

My girlfriend was for some reason looking under my desk and found my arrowhead jug 1/4 full of urine. Now she's all pissy in my bed sleeping and I am out on the couch feeling like ****. What's my play here BBV?

You say this as if (a) it's somehow normal to piss in an arrowhead jug, and (b) the solution is anything other than to STOP PISSING IN A ****ING JUG

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02-01-2009 , 07:10 AM

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Brick&MortarKing

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Originally Posted by koOma

ur play is to come clean and stop lying

when did I lie?

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02-01-2009 , 07:11 AM

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Brick&MortarKing

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Originally Posted by Gonso

You say this as if (a) it's somehow normal to piss in an arrowhead jug, and (b) the solution is anything other than to STOP PISSING IN A ****ING JUG

How the hell are you a moderator? Do you even play poker?

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02-01-2009 , 07:13 AM

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All Father

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Originally Posted by Elite00

tell her you are saving it to sell to druggies

it's basically rakeback at that point, the longer you play the more money you accumulate on the side

you will have to refridgerate it to sell it to druggies imo

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Originally Posted by Gonso

You say this as if (a) it's somehow normal to piss in an arrowhead jug, and (b) the solution is anything other than to STOP PISSING IN A ****ING JUG

see below

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Originally Posted by Brick&MortarKing

How the hell are you a moderator? Do you even play poker?

that

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02-01-2009 , 07:17 AM

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guahappen

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just tell her you used to have a uti or were told to monitor your urine by the doctor or something along those linens.or grow a pair and tell he that walking to and from the bathroom costs money as you have to be away from the table.
is the jug big? I prefer a Simply Orange bottle myself

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02-01-2009 , 07:18 AM

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Brick&MortarKing

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Its a 1 gallon bottle guahappen

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02-01-2009 , 07:20 AM

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French_Kido

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Originally Posted by Gonso

You say this as if (a) it's somehow normal to piss in an arrowhead jug, and (b) the solution is anything other than to STOP PISSING IN A ****ING JUG

I LOL'd

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02-01-2009 , 07:23 AM

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All Father

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Originally Posted by guahappen

this is actually a decent first post

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02-01-2009 , 07:28 AM

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Gonzirra

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Originally Posted by Brick&MortarKing

How the hell are you a moderator? Do you even play poker?

Yes, and fwiw they tend to frown on using pee bottles at the Borgata too.

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02-01-2009 , 07:29 AM

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OneSickDuck

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ask her to empty it for you while you carry on grinding

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02-01-2009 , 07:29 AM

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eNkkoRe

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but you had grind on the mind

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02-01-2009 , 07:30 AM

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Brick&MortarKing

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Interesting you say that, because I have used a cathetor at The Bike, Commerce and Bellagio for years with no problems.

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02-01-2009 , 08:01 AM

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Brick&MortarKing

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02-01-2009 , 08:06 AM

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gryphon_gold

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That last post alone is worth 5 stars.

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02-01-2009 , 08:08 AM

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mw828

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no comments about op saying online is softer than live...really?

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02-01-2009 , 08:09 AM

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Jenkem

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Originally Posted by Brick&MortarKing

drink more water

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02-01-2009 , 08:13 AM

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OneSickDuck

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should have told her it's a special home brewed energy drink that helps you stay focused and alert while 24 tabling

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