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i remember i was in the shower with my long-time-ago girlfriend and i offered to pee on her and she was like, "no, thats gross." what a dumb bitch i hope shes dead now.

Hahahahahaaa

Golden

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12-11-2012 , 07:35 PM

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Jolly2702

grinder

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Originally Posted by toolazytoplay

Hahahahahaaa

Golden

I think the problem was that it wasn't, sillybuns.

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12-11-2012 , 08:44 PM

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khangura175

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Why cant u scrubs jus pause the session for like 5min, get off ur fatasses, go for a walk, take a piss, eat something, look outside n maybe realize theres a world there

****ing fishies

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12-12-2012 , 12:02 AM

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bob2222

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Or just piss in bottle leave for gf clean out when full sounds easier

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12-12-2012 , 11:40 AM

#305

ReversedAngleShot

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Pee in the bottle and drink to prevent signs of dehydration

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12-14-2012 , 12:18 AM

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kltpzyxMrM

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My ex drove drove across the country with her girlfriend. They were on some fascist time-table. Her friend said we're only stopping for gas, so they bought a box of Depends. Even worse after they "used" the Depends, they tossed them out the window.

By the age of OP, I know you've already solved this problem, but for anyone else, who running the risk of being outed as a bottle pisser buy a box and say you have adult incontinence.

If you must pee in the bottle say someone was in the bathroom and you couldn't wait. Then you hid the bottle out of embarrassment not wanting to empty it when someone was around, and then forgot about it.

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12-17-2012 , 10:20 PM

#307

niceguywow

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Originally Posted by not a model

i remember i was in the shower with my long-time-ago girlfriend and i offered to pee on her and she was like, "no, thats gross." what a dumb bitch i hope shes dead now.

hahahaha ****in gold

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04-08-2015 , 11:51 PM

#308

Play4Keeps

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bump this lmfao

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04-09-2015 , 12:09 AM

#309

killer beez

centurion

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Get a new girlfriend who likes pee, obv.

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04-09-2015 , 01:38 AM

#310

MTT_9797

old hand

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How did this topic get to 4 stars? Cliffs?

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04-09-2015 , 09:11 AM

#311

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

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what a pisser

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04-09-2015 , 09:53 AM

#312

Clevername69

old hand

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Only true professionals install a tube to pee in that goes straight into the pisser. No emptying the bottle required, no spilling piss everywhere, no upset girlfriend finding a pee bottle. Now that is how you maximize ev.

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04-09-2015 , 03:04 PM

#313

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

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Originally Posted by seefut22

gawd she so nitty...guess u should hide the beat off rag too now

cant believe this never got any love

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04-09-2015 , 03:15 PM

#314

Davino

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Originally Posted by killer beez

Get a new girlfriend who likes pee, obv.

this

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04-11-2015 , 08:05 AM

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FranFran

Fran and stuff

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lol true 5stars thread

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04-11-2015 , 08:07 AM

#316

FranFran

Fran and stuff

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Originally Posted by toolazytoplay

Hahahahahaaa

Golden

+1 I cried

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04-11-2015 , 09:12 AM

#317

Doctor Poker

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Good thing she didn't find your ****ting jug as well

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08-06-2019 , 10:44 PM

#318

swd805

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bump this lmfao

Solid 3 year bump.

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08-06-2019 , 10:45 PM

#319

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

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Solid 4 year bump

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08-07-2019 , 02:10 AM

#320

Tank Home & Away

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Solid 3 hour bump

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08-08-2019 , 02:35 AM

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Gary CHN

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07-14-2022 , 10:20 PM

#322

starscream1101

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Ah memories. These are the kinds of threads I miss in today's world.

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07-15-2022 , 12:02 PM

#323

ejames209

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Originally Posted by not a model

i remember i was in the shower with my long-time-ago girlfriend and i offered to pee on her and she was like, "no, thats gross." what a dumb bitch i hope shes dead now.

based

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