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02-01-2010 , 03:36 PM

#226

Tumaterminator

HOCKEY!

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 26,437

I didn't read this thread but I want to share with you guys that there are like 12 pee bottles/jugs in my room right now

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02-01-2010 , 03:55 PM

#227

LetMeLive

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 25,131

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Originally Posted by Tumaterminator

I didn't read this thread but I want to share with you guys that there are like 12 pee bottles/jugs in my room right now

are you on meth/coke?

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02-01-2010 , 06:21 PM

#228

ballbag79

banned

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 3,896

Prolly allready been said but take the piss
the p do

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02-01-2010 , 06:46 PM

#229

dartstothesea

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 394

Didnt read the whole thread but im pretty sure like eighty people said "drink more water"

oh and..... cool story bro.

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02-01-2010 , 06:56 PM

#230

mo3rtelmu

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 5,529

tell her the games dried up...

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02-01-2010 , 06:59 PM

#231

litlebullet

veteran

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 3,479

just tell her its ice tea

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02-01-2010 , 08:29 PM

#232

Hood-Flat

adept

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,197

Hmm, Ritalin and Caffeine + a small blatter makes me pee, and pee often. Luckily my urination's last no longer than 5-10seconds. I don't need pee bottles.

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02-01-2010 , 08:34 PM

#233

LT_21

journeyman

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 335

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Originally Posted by Tumaterminator

I didn't read this thread but I want to share with you guys that there are like 12 pee bottles/jugs in my room right now

every grinder does this now and again lol

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02-01-2010 , 08:39 PM

#234

killsadie

banned

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 6,338

this is so standard

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02-01-2010 , 10:39 PM

#235

slowlane123

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,615

tell her it's lemon cordial

take a sip to prove it

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02-01-2010 , 10:42 PM

#236

TuckFard

veteran

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 3,192

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Originally Posted by DrDonkout

No. The implication of going on tilt at higher stakes and losing more makes it
-ev at higher stakes

[ ] understands variance

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02-01-2010 , 10:46 PM

#237

Boonce

adept

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,027

Stop pissing in a jug and go piss on your gf's jugs.

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02-01-2010 , 11:07 PM

#238

theRealOmahaKid

adept

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 926

You are disgusting and should be lucky that you could ever get a gf in the first place. What makes it even worse is that you did not empty it after you finished playing. yuck.

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02-01-2010 , 11:15 PM

#239

ashipsomewhere

old hand

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 1,282

tell her the truth? I don't see how she wouldn't let you in the bed?

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02-01-2010 , 11:15 PM

#240

ashipsomewhere

old hand

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 1,282

Actually even better, say baby I'm sorry I know that was gross of me to do, it's just I was in a big tournament and had a shot of winning money for once. Should getem every time

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02-01-2010 , 11:54 PM

#241

leoslayer

banned

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 3,021

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Originally Posted by Tapow Dayok

Patrik Antonius admitted on the podcast that he does it, so I'm not judging pissing in a bottle. After all, who am I to question Superman?

But look how much piss is in that bottle. Unless you are some kind of race horse, you haven't dumped that out in awhile and that's kind of nasty. There is nothing -EV about dumping it out at the end of each session.

not true i had to use my bottle today. bubbling several sngs at 1 time i filled a half gallon gatorade bottle. love this bottle big mouth makes it hard to spill

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02-02-2010 , 01:33 AM

#242

alijongman

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 241

tell her not to accept the fruits of your labour if she cant handle some home truths about grinding.

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04-18-2010 , 05:55 PM

#243

johnson51639

banned

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 6

that sucks bro

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04-18-2010 , 06:00 PM

#244

BiiLLY

journeyman

Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 229

Pissing in jugs, its the way of the road.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45rIRGX-ZJY

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04-18-2010 , 06:21 PM

#245

Vantek

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 5,806

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My girlfriend was for some reason looking under my desk and found my arrowhead jug 1/4 full of urine. Now she's all pissy

She poured it all over herself?

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04-18-2010 , 07:52 PM

#246

Dypher

journeyman

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 243

nl2k grinder dont know how sitout button works?
maybe u have a plate for ****ting under your table too

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04-18-2010 , 08:17 PM

#247

gmoola

journeyman

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 273

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Originally Posted by BiiLLY

Pissing in jugs, its the way of the road.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45rIRGX-ZJY

high definition piss jugs

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04-18-2010 , 08:41 PM

#248

Brick&MortarKing

enthusiast

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 97

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Originally Posted by seefut22

gawd she so nitty...guess u should hide the beat off rag too now

She is the beat off rag.

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04-18-2010 , 08:42 PM

#249

Mr.Happy

adept

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 766

I peed while pokering for the first time ever the other night. I came home drunk and fired up some SNGs (I need to stop doing this, I've done it like 6 times, funny enough I've always shipped a minor profit but I run good every time). Right on the bubble I couldn't hold it in any longer, grabbed a pint glass and literally brimmed it. Couldn't spit in it without making it overflow. I don't actually remember what happened in the hand - I was pretty wasted - but I felt like a degen.