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09-13-2008 , 10:11 AM

#26

Gonzirra

hold on brb

Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 20,079

I'm pretty sure I just got ass herpes from looking at that toilet picture

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09-13-2008 , 10:27 AM

#27

goosty

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,950

I have done that before as well with my boxers. But that is only on insane tilts that luckily occur very seldom. Pics of wall and computer.
TiiLT.

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09-13-2008 , 10:44 AM

#28

nhWPjstUnLKy

adept

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 941

temper temper!

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09-13-2008 , 11:30 AM

#29

Arsis

journeyman

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Move down where they respect your clean bathroom.

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09-13-2008 , 11:43 AM

#30

99killed

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 6,188

take a **** on it and take another pic imo

pics of wall and other broken **** plz too.

i used to buy ceramic angels and **** for a dollar apiece and smash them against the house after losing a 60/40 lol.

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09-13-2008 , 12:05 PM

#31

SkeetyMcdoogle

Carpal \'Tunnel

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Originally Posted by Rechargeable

I was sitting in my boxers playing, and after a few minutes where I just was going insane with tilt I was so furious I stood up and screamed and lacking anything else to vent my frustration on I pulled on my boxers and ripped them straight up off through my ass

awesome

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09-13-2008 , 12:36 PM

#32

mivara

old hand

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,436

I know a ton of people has said it already but... clean that f**king bathroom. Asap.

That being said... epic treatment of mouse!

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09-13-2008 , 01:12 PM

#33

99killed

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 6,188

why is this a beat? killing mice feels so good.
the toilet is the beat. i'm a friggin dirtball and my bowl is cleaner than that.

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09-13-2008 , 05:36 PM

#34

thisnamedoesntfi

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,433

Anyone else think that ass infection was not caused by a self inflicted wedgie?

If you cleaned your bathroom you might start running like God, and if you don't at least you'll have a clean bathroom.

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09-13-2008 , 07:17 PM

#35

Zacharrrr

Carpal \'Tunnel

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anyone who calls that disgusting hasnt seen a disgustin toilet.

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09-13-2008 , 07:27 PM

#36

Oopspoops

banned

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yeah thats a standard toilet.

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09-13-2008 , 07:33 PM

#37

gimmetheloot

banned

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 15,371

pretty standard and filthy are not mutually exclusive terms.

and obviously you fools its smoke weed, clean bathroom, chill. How else can u not mind scrubbing your **** if your not high as ****?

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09-13-2008 , 07:45 PM

#38

Emsterdad

grinder

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 473

OP

[x] Owns a toilet brush
[ ] uses it

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09-13-2008 , 07:48 PM

#39

xSCWx

Pooh-Bah

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I have the same mouse!

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09-13-2008 , 07:54 PM

#40

Ra_Z_Boy

Carpal \'Tunnel

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Someone contact the RSPCA.

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09-13-2008 , 08:03 PM

#41

rivermetimbers

adept

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,134

wow, wtf is wrong with you? chill the **** out dude

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09-13-2008 , 08:11 PM

#42

hustl

adept

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disgusting

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09-13-2008 , 08:18 PM

#43

The Velour Fog

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,627

hahahahaha

clean your toilet

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09-13-2008 , 08:51 PM

#44

UncleChopChop

enthusiast

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feral

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09-13-2008 , 09:45 PM

#45

ezdonkey

veteran

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MX518 it seems.

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09-13-2008 , 09:52 PM

#46

LetMeLive

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Originally Posted by gimmetheloot

and obviously you fools its smoke weed, clean bathroom, chill. How else can u not mind scrubbing your **** if your not high as ****?

no. why waste your high cleaning a toilet?

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09-13-2008 , 10:16 PM

#47

keikiwai

BBV Lollercoaster Safety Technician

Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 20,961

destroying your boxers with your ass could probably get you into some really weird fetish movie

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09-13-2008 , 10:27 PM

#48

miw210

banned

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Originally Posted by keikiwai

destroying your boxers with your ass could probably get you into some really weird fetish movie

or maybe into a proctologist's office

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09-13-2008 , 10:34 PM

#49

keikiwai

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Originally Posted by keikiwai

destroying your boxers with your ass could probably get you into some really weird fetish movie

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Originally Posted by miw210

or maybe into a proctologist's office

not mutually exclusive obv

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09-13-2008 , 10:36 PM

#50

GTBMuckface

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 10,671

hahahaa
awesome thread A+

and def clean the bathroom before the weed
ull smoke the weed and then end up getting caught up in some movie and then get hungry and then some wizard will app...
i think im doing more than jsut weed

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