So I never buy clothes ever, but this last few weeks i decided to pick a new woredrobe with one of my newer poker checks, and i headed out to the store to buy pants(the shirts I obv custom made online). So I do my shopping, and i come home, take a shower, put on some of my ballin new clothes (A t-shirt i made with my FTP avatar and name on it, ship ship, and a pair of these supposedly ballin new pants) and its time to hit the road.

So I spend most of the day out with some friends, i hit the bar for a little while and talk to a few girls, nothing too surprising, and then i get home and my brother (Who is 11 years younger than me @ 10 years old mind you), starts laughing at me. When I ask him why, he points out that on the back of these supposedly awesome shorts there is a massive ****ing tony hawk logo that I had somehow managed not to notice in the store. fml

Beat: Walked around all day in Tony Hawk Shorts
Brag: Bought with poker checks/ can talk to women occasionally
Variance: Helping to raise 11 year old brother who makes fun of me?

Sounds awesome!

buying shorts is baller???

you may be the biggest tool on this planet

will you have sex with me?