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Old 07-31-2010, 02:00 PM   #126
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Re: Beat: BMW stolen by ****ty ass shipping company+DEATH THREATS

If it were worth stealing, it probably had OnStar or a LoJack system.

Hmmmm.
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Old 08-02-2010, 12:31 PM   #127
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Re: Beat: BMW stolen by ****ty ass shipping company+DEATH THREATS

Guess Todd wasn't kidding. OP is dead just like this thread. OP if Todd didnt get ya update us please!!
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Old 08-02-2010, 12:43 PM   #128
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Re: Beat: BMW stolen by ****ty ass shipping company+DEATH THREATS

report stolen
report death threat
buy mossberg
receive insurance money
profit????
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Old 08-02-2010, 12:47 PM   #129
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Ok all the funny **** aside, you should speak to Company A. You have a binding contract with THEM, not Shady Scumbags. It doesn't matter what Shady Scumbags do. If they deliver the car with no wheels it's not them you can sue, it's Company A because Shady Scumbags have been subcontracted to act on behalf of Company A. Therefore, if Company A fails to deliver the terms of the contract then you can sue them. I would read all the small print first to make sure there's no ****ty clause which says otherwise. Would suck if so.

Regarding death threat, I would contact Shady Scumbags again to ask to speak to the person who can get your car to you. If you get on the phone to Todd, just don't say anything. Don't provoke him or whatever. If there is a chance he's for real then don't tap the glass. Would 100% contact the police though and insist on massive amount of discretion as you fear for your life. Get police to monitor etc.

Oh, and I probs would buy a gun just to be safe and pray you never have to use it. But srsly, keep it loaded.

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best advice here^
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Old 08-03-2010, 04:36 AM   #130
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[ ] report to police
[x] post in bbv instead
Solid post.

+1 for police + report stolen + buy gun + sue company A?
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Old 08-03-2010, 05:11 AM   #131
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Give me Todd's number
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Old 08-03-2010, 05:39 AM   #132
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gonso to the rescue
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Old 08-03-2010, 06:42 AM   #133
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call his bluff, but also get a insurance policy (preferable a shotgun)

also when you call him to let him know you have reported it stolen act like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y_Wu36wIEM. you will totally **** the mother****er up!
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Old 08-03-2010, 06:47 AM   #134
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OMG buy a few guns. Have a few bad ass friends over. Then call up that mother ****er and tell him he has a little ****ing dick and you have called a hit on him. Then when his hitman shows up corner him disarm him and make him suck your gun like a dick. Then make him pull out his dick and you mother ****ing shoot it! Then make him beg for his life. Make him say "I'm a penisless fagbag." Then call the police and they'll lock him up and say you shot him in the dick in self D. Boom easy.
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Old 08-03-2010, 06:49 AM   #135
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OMG buy a few guns. Have a few bad ass friends over. Then call up that mother ****er and tell him he has a little ****ing dick and you have called a hit on him. Then when his hitman shows up corner him disarm him and make him suck your gun like a dick. Then make him pull out his dick and you mother ****ing shoot it! Then make him beg for his life. Make him say "I'm a penisless fagbag." Then call the police and they'll lock him up and say you shot him in the dick in self D. Boom easy.
is this some sort of sexual fantasy?
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Old 08-03-2010, 07:22 AM   #136
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op is still alive?
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Old 08-03-2010, 07:26 AM   #137
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Get evidence on the guy... then fake your death... insurance payout to your family... rendevouz down the track and buy 2 BMWs with your insurance money

meanwhile death threat guys in jail after you planted evidence on him in BBV
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Old 08-03-2010, 07:37 AM   #138
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RIP OP
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Old 08-03-2010, 07:50 AM   #139
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OMG buy a few guns. Have a few bad ass friends over. Then call up that mother ****er and tell him he has a little ****ing dick and you have called a hit on him. Then when his hitman shows up corner him disarm him and make him suck your gun like a dick. Then make him pull out his dick and you mother ****ing shoot it! Then make him beg for his life. Make him say "I'm a penisless fagbag." Then call the police and they'll lock him up and say you shot him in the dick in self D. Boom easy.
Were you jacking it when you wrote this post?
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Old 08-03-2010, 10:52 AM   #140
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Just do something you pussy!

Aren't you like swimming i handguns in America?
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Old 08-03-2010, 11:04 AM   #141
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Re: Beat: BMW stolen by ****ty ass shipping company+DEATH THREATS

Make a movie, get famous, ppl love you and despise Todd and they kill him
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Old 08-03-2010, 11:13 AM   #142
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^Real Todd imo
Sick TV set up that fat kid has, ha even has his ****ing bowling trophy on it
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Old 08-03-2010, 11:18 AM   #143
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OP thats real sick... call the police anyway
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Old 08-03-2010, 05:58 PM   #144
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Old 08-03-2010, 06:01 PM   #145
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Damn, you, Todd!

I hope OP was at least buried in his Beemer.
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Old 08-03-2010, 06:55 PM   #146
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I'm glad people aren't taking this drivel seriously.
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