Beat: Am a freak and a very weird dude. - Page 8 - Poker Beats Brags and Variance

I was eating at a super china buffet and was going for the Egg Rolls when out of no where this big guy [censored] takes a chunk out of my left hand. I started to cry and fell down. The Fat man escaped and was never found.

And since i dont know his name i just found out now he did it.

U damn Freak. Ur gonna have a lawsuit on ur a$$

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11-07-2007 , 11:11 PM

#177

Chesskid1

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suprised no one has mentioned this, but gobboboy is obviously busto now and begging for tournament buyins! haha <3

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11-07-2007 , 11:13 PM

#178

Solanthos

adept

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,116

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Who was a felon? And who was a cheat? and who is a Drug abuser? Who is a degen?

Matusow... is... all of these things ldo.

Well, maybe not a cheat.

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11-07-2007 , 11:15 PM

#179

a breath of air

adept

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A+

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11-07-2007 , 11:17 PM

#180

apefish

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Note to Howard:

Next time include a "please please please don't enclose a copy of this to the player when you reply" memo.

It's really hard to tell when Full Tilt support is just being normal and when they actually screw up tbh.

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11-07-2007 , 11:32 PM

#181

Dids

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lol @ everybody hating Howard for basically being honest and correct (not so much about gobbo, but about him being a horrible marketing choice). Do we expect everybody to be super nice in internal communication?

Also lol @ gobbo continuing to be a forum sacred cow.

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11-07-2007 , 11:33 PM

#182

loK2thabrain

Tiger > Jack

Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 23,203

Evar heard of an agent, gobbo?

You prolly emailed them from like jimmygobbo28@gmail.com or something lol
(this email is fake obv)

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11-07-2007 , 11:34 PM

#183

loK2thabrain

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Oh noes my post is right below Dids!

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11-07-2007 , 11:39 PM

#184

Kiddmother

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A freak has allowed me to stay in a hotel room in Vegas during WSOP, free of change.

A freak has treated me to outback steakhouse.

I have even harbored a freak in my home.

Conclusion: Freaks are awesome.

VNH Sir!!!

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11-07-2007 , 11:41 PM

#185

Flip-Flop

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Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,169

Truth hurts much?

I`ll offer some advices that might help you next time you are on TV.

- Take a shower
- Clean shirt with long sleeves (dark, preferably black cuz it makes you look thiner)
- Don`t go running your mouth talking crap about known pros after we all see you going in with the worst of it many....many times in a row and sucking out your way to FT.
It makes you look extremely stupid.

Glad to help.

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11-07-2007 , 11:41 PM

#186

bonds

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And also lol @ Dids keeping up the gobbo hate.

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11-07-2007 , 11:44 PM

#187

Chaos_ult

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Lederer says 'freak and weird dude' like it's a bad thing. [censored] that fish, gobbo.

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11-07-2007 , 11:46 PM

#188

Arnold_O

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j -- you not a freak and not weird.

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11-07-2007 , 11:51 PM

#189

bustowithnobra

old hand

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THANK YOU SOME SANITY. Hey Did's theres a pretty hot chick next to me... would you be insulted if I felt her up with my eyes? Does that break our code of trust?

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11-07-2007 , 11:53 PM

#190

EmpireMaker2

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Best thread ever

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11-07-2007 , 11:55 PM

#191

MikeyPatriot

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I agree with you, Dids.

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11-07-2007 , 11:55 PM

#192

timmay28

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It takes a special kind of freak to get turned down by FT nowadays.

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11-08-2007 , 12:02 AM

#193

DCal Zone

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Can anyone confirm Gobbo ISN'T a freak and a very weird dude?

I can confirm this. Had pizza with him. He's less of a freak than imsakidd.

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11-08-2007 , 12:02 AM

#194

Grue

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Dids ripping on gobbo is like madonna calling paris hilton a whore imo

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11-08-2007 , 12:04 AM

#195

dying2win

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blobboman owns

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11-08-2007 , 12:13 AM

#196

JMa

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isnt this kinda like the dog bounty hunter thing?

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11-08-2007 , 12:13 AM

#197

Caliworm99

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FACT

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11-08-2007 , 12:16 AM

#198

KneeCo

Mother FAQer

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 7,958

Gobbo owns, there are a ton of ppl that FT puts in tournaments that he's a way better investment than from the POV of chance of getting your logo on tv/FT.

And I can say as a fact from when we were at TS, avg live/amateur fish (the kind of ppl online sites go afer non-stop) recognize and

the gobboboy something fierce.

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11-08-2007 , 12:20 AM

#199

imabigdeal

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Best thread ever

qft.. the whole thing kinda reminds me of one time in high school when i was replyin to a note my gf had written me in class (i know i know i'm gay but i was whipped) and i was talking about my teacher... i wrote, "man ms. ferguson is wayyyy too old to be wearin a shirt that low cut... i seriously think i just threw up in my mouth" ya well she apparently had snuck up next to me and next thing i know she had snatched up the note, read it, and within 5 mins i was in the assistant principals office. a couple weeks later she tried reading one of my texts and i accidently tripped her while she walked away, but that's another story.