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Old 11-07-2007, 11:09 PM   #176
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Re: Beat: Am a freak and a very weird dude.

I was eating at a super china buffet and was going for the Egg Rolls when out of no where this big guy [censored] takes a chunk out of my left hand. I started to cry and fell down. The Fat man escaped and was never found.

And since i dont know his name i just found out now he did it.

U damn Freak. Ur gonna have a lawsuit on ur a$$
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Old 11-07-2007, 11:11 PM   #177
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Re: Beat: Am a freak and a very weird dude.

suprised no one has mentioned this, but gobboboy is obviously busto now and begging for tournament buyins! haha <3
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Old 11-07-2007, 11:13 PM   #178
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Who was a felon? And who was a cheat? and who is a Drug abuser? Who is a degen?
Matusow... is... all of these things ldo.

Well, maybe not a cheat.
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Old 11-07-2007, 11:15 PM   #179
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Old 11-07-2007, 11:17 PM   #180
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Re: Beat: Am a freak and a very weird dude.

Note to Howard:

Next time include a "please please please don't enclose a copy of this to the player when you reply" memo.



It's really hard to tell when Full Tilt support is just being normal and when they actually screw up tbh.
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Old 11-07-2007, 11:32 PM   #181
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Re: Beat: Am a freak and a very weird dude.

lol @ everybody hating Howard for basically being honest and correct (not so much about gobbo, but about him being a horrible marketing choice). Do we expect everybody to be super nice in internal communication?

Also lol @ gobbo continuing to be a forum sacred cow.
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Old 11-07-2007, 11:33 PM   #182
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Re: Beat: Am a freak and a very weird dude.

Evar heard of an agent, gobbo?

You prolly emailed them from like jimmygobbo28@gmail.com or something lol
(this email is fake obv)
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Old 11-07-2007, 11:34 PM   #183
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Oh noes my post is right below Dids!
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Old 11-07-2007, 11:39 PM   #184
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A freak has allowed me to stay in a hotel room in Vegas during WSOP, free of change.

A freak has treated me to outback steakhouse.

I have even harbored a freak in my home.

Conclusion: Freaks are awesome.
VNH Sir!!!
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Old 11-07-2007, 11:41 PM   #185
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Re: Beat: Am a freak and a very weird dude.

Truth hurts much?

I`ll offer some advices that might help you next time you are on TV.

- Take a shower
- Clean shirt with long sleeves (dark, preferably black cuz it makes you look thiner)
- Don`t go running your mouth talking crap about known pros after we all see you going in with the worst of it many....many times in a row and sucking out your way to FT.
It makes you look extremely stupid.

Glad to help.
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Old 11-07-2007, 11:41 PM   #186
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Re: Beat: Am a freak and a very weird dude.

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lol @ everybody hating Howard for basically being honest and correct (not so much about gobbo, but about him being a horrible marketing choice). Do we expect everybody to be super nice in internal communication?

Also lol @ gobbo continuing to be a forum sacred cow.
And also lol @ Dids keeping up the gobbo hate.
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Old 11-07-2007, 11:44 PM   #187
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Lederer says 'freak and weird dude' like it's a bad thing. [censored] that fish, gobbo.
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Old 11-07-2007, 11:46 PM   #188
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Re: Beat: Am a freak and a very weird dude.

j -- you not a freak and not weird.
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Old 11-07-2007, 11:51 PM   #189
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lol @ everybody hating Howard for basically being honest and correct (not so much about gobbo, but about him being a horrible marketing choice). Do we expect everybody to be super nice in internal communication?

Also lol @ gobbo continuing to be a forum sacred cow.
THANK YOU SOME SANITY. Hey Did's theres a pretty hot chick next to me... would you be insulted if I felt her up with my eyes? Does that break our code of trust?
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Old 11-07-2007, 11:53 PM   #190
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Best thread ever
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Old 11-07-2007, 11:55 PM   #191
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lol @ everybody hating Howard for basically being honest and correct (not so much about gobbo, but about him being a horrible marketing choice). Do we expect everybody to be super nice in internal communication?

Also lol @ gobbo continuing to be a forum sacred cow.
I agree with you, Dids.
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Old 11-07-2007, 11:55 PM   #192
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Re: Beat: Am a freak and a very weird dude.

It takes a special kind of freak to get turned down by FT nowadays.
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Old 11-08-2007, 12:02 AM   #193
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Can anyone confirm Gobbo ISN'T a freak and a very weird dude?
I can confirm this. Had pizza with him. He's less of a freak than imsakidd.
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Old 11-08-2007, 12:02 AM   #194
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Re: Beat: Am a freak and a very weird dude.

Dids ripping on gobbo is like madonna calling paris hilton a whore imo
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Old 11-08-2007, 12:04 AM   #195
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blobboman owns
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Old 11-08-2007, 12:13 AM   #196
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Re: Beat: Am a freak and a very weird dude.

isnt this kinda like the dog bounty hunter thing?
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Old 11-08-2007, 12:13 AM   #197
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Truth hurts much?

I`ll offer some advices that might help you next time you are on TV.

- Take a shower
- Clean shirt with long sleeves (dark, preferably black cuz it makes you look thiner)
- Don`t go running your mouth talking crap about known pros after we all see you going in with the worst of it many....many times in a row and sucking out your way to FT.
It makes you look extremely stupid.

Glad to help.
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Old 11-08-2007, 12:16 AM   #198
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Re: Beat: Am a freak and a very weird dude.

Gobbo owns, there are a ton of ppl that FT puts in tournaments that he's a way better investment than from the POV of chance of getting your logo on tv/FT.

And I can say as a fact from when we were at TS, avg live/amateur fish (the kind of ppl online sites go afer non-stop) recognize and the gobboboy something fierce.
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Old 11-08-2007, 12:20 AM   #199
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Best thread ever
qft.. the whole thing kinda reminds me of one time in high school when i was replyin to a note my gf had written me in class (i know i know i'm gay but i was whipped) and i was talking about my teacher... i wrote, "man ms. ferguson is wayyyy too old to be wearin a shirt that low cut... i seriously think i just threw up in my mouth" ya well she apparently had snuck up next to me and next thing i know she had snatched up the note, read it, and within 5 mins i was in the assistant principals office. a couple weeks later she tried reading one of my texts and i accidently tripped her while she walked away, but that's another story.
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Old 11-08-2007, 12:27 AM   #200
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Re: Beat: Am a freak and a very weird dude.

Man, this [censored] is crazy. I'm very curious what you'll do Gobbo.
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