Join Date: Dec 2009
Posts: 74
This is a conversation between me and my friend (Shaun), and the person he is referring to thats **** is my other friend who is a decent earning player, comments wanted, he really does think hes right, and we cant stop laughing.
Shaun
well thats just ur playing style not bcuz of the tournement
6:34pmMatt
lmao
bo
no
just cus ill get knocked out through lack of cards or random bad luck
6:34pmShaun
if u dnt call u dont play, and ur basically just watching poker
no wonder u get bored
6:35pmMatt
lol ye but i play well wen i play
6:35pmShaun
or blinds knock u out cuz u dnt win anyfin
6:35pmMatt
not like u an half them idiots
6:35pmShaun
ahaaa
alright then
6:35pmMatt
lol man its true
ur down 100 quid on pokerstars
6:35pmShaun
we will see tnyt if u go
6:35pmMatt
dean chcked u out :L
6:35pmShaun
hu get further in the tourney
6:35pmMatt
goin to eat brb 15 mins
lol
that dont mean ****
6:36pmShaun
im down 100 quid?
haha he checked me out?
6:49pmMatt
lol ye
u can check any player
6:49pmShaun
how
6:49pmMatt
thats played on pokerstars
6:49pmShaun
?
6:49pmMatt
program
i told u about
it
thats how u make money
online
u see the noobs and crush them
6:49pmShaun
cheat?
no thanks lol
6:49pmMatt
no
100% legal
costs 70 quid
6:49pmShaun
u dont get a program when u play in rel life
think about it
its cheatinggggg
if u av to cheat ur ****
6:51pmMatt
lmao
dude
ur stupid
its just remembering stuff for u
nothin illegal
6:52pmShaun
haha yeahh cheating lol.... its remembering for you
doing it for u
cheatinggg
6:52pmMatt
lol
watever treva
6:53pmMatt
but ye i cba tongiht srry, its gnna take ages and i feel like **** from last night still
6:53pmShaun
yeahh well im gna play ma best tnyt an win some dollar
u just watch
6:53pmMatt
lol
kk
gl
6:54pmShaun
u fink im a **** player cuz i call alot, and u say u dnt get any descent cards, but u av to make ur cards good, like call on a **** hand and u get 2 pair or summit
thats wat makes a good player, not some ****ty program costin 70 quid haha waste of money man! he must b a diabolical player
6:55pmMatt
lmao
hes not bad im telling u now
6:55pmShaun
yeah well no wonder he dnt wna go tnyt
i bet he is **** live
**** wankkk
6:56pmMatt
lol
u cant boast man
ur awful
6:56pmShaun
alryt mate haha
i win quite a bit tbf
6:56pmMatt
u dont even understand the percentages and the equity of each hand
6:56pmShaun
lyk outta us lot
and online
6:56pmMatt
its more thn just a ****ing call fold raise
there isnt books on poker science for nothing
read one ull learn summat
6:57pmShaun
poker is a game, u can play it anyway u want, yeah there are percentages but hu gives a ****, u can play anyway u want, and if it WORKS ur obviously doing something right
get me?
6:59pmMatt
lmao
and ur way doesnt work
cus ur ddown $150
6:59pmShaun
how doesnt it?
6:59pmMatt
so work that one out
6:59pmShaun
150 quid now? i fort it was 100 a min ago lmao
6:59pmMatt
$
6:59pmShaun
anyway i tld u
pokerstars cheats
it chooses who should win the hand based on what u av done (check/raise/fold) with previous hands
7:00pmMatt
omg
dude ur seriously off ur tit
s
7:00pmShaun
im not though
7:01pmMatt
LMAO
ring them UP THEN
7:01pmShaun
u need to open ur mind man, stop being soo narrow minded
ive read the terms and conditions mate
7:01pmMatt
OMG
7:01pmShaun
and basically if u agree to them ur ****ed
7:01pmMatt
and wat the hell does that say that they cheat lmao?
7:01pmShaun
they choose who to win the hand
7:02pmMatt
man ur seriously round the loop
7:02pmShaun
im not
7:02pmMatt
u know thats a thing called fraud
god ur so dim
7:02pmShaun
no its not like that
7:02pmMatt
how do u bring all this bull**** to the table
wat is it then subtle fraud?
7:03pmShaun
basically, if youve done something rediculous like go all in on a 3 and a 5 they will punish u wen u hav pocket A's
u go all in on pocket a's then can guarrentee that some1 with a k and a 3 for example will cll, and two k's will come out in the flop or w.e and **** u over
7:04pmMatt
lmao
7:04pmShaun
im serious mate
7:04pmMatt
thats CALLED LUCK
7:04pmShaun
if u ever get fked ova that is why
no i dont think it is, when it happens 3 or 4 times in lyk an hour
it really isnt
they get money when u buy into tourneys/sit and go's and even when u deposit money
as there exchange rate is worse than the normal one
soo they want u to lose ur money so they get more when u buy more...
its the way they get the money
otherwise everyone would by a 70 quid programm and get **** loads of money
..........
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