Absoludicrous, or me?
Brag: rhymes are pretty decent
Beat: rap battle over AIM, or just a rap battle period is a pretty hudge beat
Variance: we're both white

Absoludicrous (5:30:08 PM): you're so mean, girls flock to your [censored], grab your stack like a coke fiend

Me (5:30:03 PM): lol?

Absoludicrous (5:30:22 PM): i rap in the off season

Me(5:30:18 PM): dont be teasin

Me (5:30:29 PM): u fk with yo own crew bitch thats treason

Me (5:30:51 PM): and dats da reason, ill blow holes thru ur chest, dont put me to the test

Me (5:31:22 PM): k?

Me(5:31:37 PM): where im from u gotta where a vest underneath ur vest

Me (5:31:58 PM): /freestyle

Absoludicrous (5:33:17 PM): man, dat [censored]'s weak, comin from you, just a lil a pip squeak

Absoludicrous (5:33:38 PM): you got no flow, i'd be like elton brand down low, throwin them elbows

Absoludicrous (5:33:50 PM): get me on the court and i'm trouble

Absoludicrous (5:34:00 PM): last week [censored] around a got a triple double

Me (5:34:11 PM): btch that didnt even rhyme, im obviously cuter. i [censored] ur mom in her ass and her cooter, imma triggaman call me the shooter

Absoludicrous (5:34:41 PM): im ruthless, bout as hot as misschriss, brb, i'm a knock u out, squat over you, and take a piss, can you handle diss?

Absoludicrous (5:35:06 PM): misschriss is a nerd, cupcakes she makes looks like a turd, im original, u stay in da herd
Me (5:35:23 PM): bitch u like a sheered sheep, u take small steps bitch ill take a leap

Me (5:36:49 PM): you cant spell or rhyme, u cant handle me. drive in ur ford escort while im rockin a bentley, u know how dis [censored] be, im **** lucy pinder while ur still dreamin about mary kate and ashley

Me (5:38:04 PM): i got more kick than bruce lee, imma str8 up G, spit rhymes from the heart and get mad money, bitch ass cant even afford a pop tart

Me (5:39:20 PM): im done with you, i massacred u like a jew in the LOLERCAUST

Me (5:39:21 PM): gg

Absoludicrous (5:39:50 PM): the fact of the matter is this, you're a kid, you're rhymes aint ruthless enough to diss this, bringin this weak [censored] in here will just make me look away, strap on your concrete shoes and take a swim in the bay, see ya bro, i'll be back, you're mom's callin me, damn that ho

Absoludicrous (5:40:29 PM): i may be like a sheep but when it's all said in done, i'm the one with the looks that make the girls weap

Me (5:40:43 PM): u reduce to momma jokes because yo flow aint hot, my flow so thick it'll give u a blood clot, piercin' thru ur heart like 12 gauge buckshot

this thread is absoludicrous

would anyone actually read this?

TL/DR:

edit: not bad for whiteboyz

Absoludicrous (5:33:50 PM): get me on the court and i'm trouble

Absoludicrous (5:34:00 PM): last week [censored] around a got a triple double



Also, see my loc.

Ban op asap

thx

+1

I won the battle.

now this guy got burned - so sick

http://youtube.com/watch?v=AP3I1R8zCDc

disses self here, automatic DQ

word.

Nobody won, everyone who read this thread lost though.

ban for sucktastic suckabilitlty

winner

i read it.

How many 2p2 accounts do you have brandon lol