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Old 06-11-2021, 06:05 PM   #201
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Old 06-11-2021, 06:07 PM   #202
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Old 06-11-2021, 06:30 PM   #204
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Imagine if Denmark lost that game. Against minnows Finland.

Biggest upset since Germany lost the singing thing.
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Old 06-11-2021, 06:31 PM   #205
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A small freshwater Eurasian cyprinoid fish that typically forms large shoals.
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Old 06-11-2021, 06:32 PM   #206
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A fish of a large group which includes the carps, suckers, and loaches, and (in some classification systems) the characins.
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Old 06-11-2021, 06:32 PM   #207
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Actually didn't England lose?
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Old 06-11-2021, 06:32 PM   #208
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lol suckers
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Old 06-11-2021, 06:39 PM   #209
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Imagine if Denmark lost that game. Against minnows Finland.

Biggest upset since Germany not got last place in the singing thing.
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Old 06-11-2021, 06:59 PM   #210
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In a way, considering your bet, Germany won the Sammy Medal in that contest.
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Old 06-11-2021, 07:16 PM   #211
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KF is up to some shenanigangs again.
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Old 06-11-2021, 07:17 PM   #212
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Old 06-11-2021, 07:49 PM   #213
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Old 06-11-2021, 07:58 PM   #214
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You can bluff every non-paired flush board.
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Old 06-11-2021, 08:02 PM   #215
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Thanks: I'll remember that the next time I get that hand.
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Old 06-11-2021, 08:03 PM   #216
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At least the software sorted them by color.
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Old 06-11-2021, 08:11 PM   #217
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You can loose that money by bluffing every non-paired flush board cause them ****ers never fold their non-nut flushes..
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Old 06-11-2021, 08:17 PM   #218
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Move up to where they respect your quad aces.
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Old 06-11-2021, 08:18 PM   #219
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At least the software sorted them by color.
It's rigged and racist
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Old 06-11-2021, 08:41 PM   #220
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There is something funny about 4-color deck and Pride Month, but I can't come up with it.

Just imagine it was funny and appropriate, witty and insightful.
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Old 06-11-2021, 08:51 PM   #221
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Looks like I’m gonna have to schedule time this month just to ban people. I hate forced overtime.
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Old 06-11-2021, 09:41 PM   #222
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Old 06-11-2021, 09:58 PM   #223
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What do you think I do when I’m banning people?
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Old 06-12-2021, 02:56 AM   #224
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Old 06-12-2021, 04:00 AM   #225
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