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Old 06-30-2021, 07:28 AM   #976
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Old 06-30-2021, 01:06 PM   #977
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RIP 1k poasts

Ok, maybe we could get to 1k

I'm not sure it is possibru

But maybe we could get there while the mods are asleep as usual

When they wake up their wrath will be terribru

They will remove all evidence

Of teh incident at BBV square

And make it look like teh users are to blame

They should have seen that coming

They will gather with their wrecked cars, service animals and whatnot

Maybe they'll close down BBV for good

Hi Sammy



Please comment on that

Does it contain the blood of Swedish virgins?

Will it help you in teh Euro?

Have you czeched out your opposition yet?

You have teh unique chance to win now that all good teams are out

Except Belgiummöller obv

But maybe they'll kick themselves out

Maybe teh Dutch are so steaming they'll build a wall around them

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I collected the evidence, you can delete and banmöller now
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Old 06-30-2021, 01:20 PM   #978
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Where is sammy? I want to speak to that idiot right now.
Sammy's busy saving the world. **** you
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Old 06-30-2021, 01:22 PM   #979
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1K posts!

It happened!
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Old 06-30-2021, 01:23 PM   #980
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Thanks Morph
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Old 06-30-2021, 01:24 PM   #981
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https://www.britishmuseum.org/collec...hoC3fIQAvD_BwE


https://artsandculture.google.com/st...11292499459274
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Old 06-30-2021, 01:25 PM   #982
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Thanks Morph
You're welcome.
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Why would you post that?
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Old 06-30-2021, 01:27 PM   #984
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Goddamn it I'm an American. Why does Japan get these and we don't? I would murder that shizz.

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Old 06-30-2021, 01:31 PM   #985
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Why would you post that?
Conch shell trumpet

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We have this
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Old 06-30-2021, 01:34 PM   #987
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Earlier today I found a painting they're trying to sell for 4 to 6 million pounds!

https://www.sothebys.com/en/buy/auct...en-from-long-2

I wouldn't pay more than 1K for that
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Old 06-30-2021, 01:38 PM   #988
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It's only fake money though
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Old 06-30-2021, 01:39 PM   #989
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Earlier today I found a painting they're trying to sell for 4 to 6 million pounds!

https://www.sothebys.com/en/buy/auct...en-from-long-2

I wouldn't pay more than 1K for that
Do it, and Sammy will buy it from you for 100k. You'll never a make deal that good again.
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He'll never pay you though, cos he'll lose his last shirt soon betting on Denmark
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Old 06-30-2021, 01:53 PM   #992
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Your Euro Cup ends in 2 days and Sammy will be the BBV champ. Now shut up, all of you, Sammy's drinking beer and eating pistachios. Sammy does not like being disturbed when he's eating pistachios.
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Sammie loves munching on deez nuts.
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Your Euro Cup ends in 2 days and Sammy will be the BBV champ. Now shut up, all of you, Sammy's drinking beer and eating pistachios. Sammy does not like being disturbed when he's eating pistachios.
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Old 06-30-2021, 07:32 PM   #998
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It’s still June you ****ing *******!
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