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RIP 1k poasts

Ok, maybe we could get to 1k

I'm not sure it is possibru

But maybe we could get there while the mods are asleep as usual

When they wake up their wrath will be terribru

They will remove all evidence

Of teh incident at BBV square

And make it look like teh users are to blame

They should have seen that coming

They will gather with their wrecked cars, service animals and whatnot

Maybe they'll close down BBV for good

Hi Sammy

Please comment on that

Does it contain the blood of Swedish virgins?

Will it help you in teh Euro?

Have you czeched out your opposition yet?

You have teh unique chance to win now that all good teams are out

Except Belgiummöller obv

But maybe they'll kick themselves out

Maybe teh Dutch are so steaming they'll build a wall around them

This poast is sponsored by

I collected the evidence, you can delete and banmöller now

Spoiler:

Have you ordered your Czech beers yet Sammy?

Last edited by Sheep86; 06-30-2021 at 04:03 PM. Reason: No cheating. Also grammar.

06-30-2021 , 01:20 PM

#978

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,363

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

Where is sammy? I want to speak to that idiot right now.

Sammy's busy saving the world. **** you

06-30-2021 , 01:22 PM

#979

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,173

1K posts!

It happened!

06-30-2021 , 01:23 PM

#980

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,173

Thanks Morph

06-30-2021 , 01:24 PM

#981

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,363

https://www.britishmuseum.org/collec...hoC3fIQAvD_BwE

https://artsandculture.google.com/st...11292499459274

06-30-2021 , 01:25 PM

#982

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,268

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Thanks Morph

You're welcome.

06-30-2021 , 01:25 PM

#983

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,173

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

https://www.britishmuseum.org/collec...hoC3fIQAvD_BwE

Why would you post that?

06-30-2021 , 01:27 PM

#984

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,136

Goddamn it I'm an American. Why does Japan get these and we don't? I would murder that shizz.

06-30-2021 , 01:31 PM

#985

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,363

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Why would you post that?

Conch shell trumpet

https://artsandculture.google.com/st...0246251565e-16

06-30-2021 , 01:31 PM

#986

Cocaethylene

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2018 Posts: 528

We have this

Spoiler:

06-30-2021 , 01:34 PM

#987

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,173

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Conch shell trumpet

https://artsandculture.google.com/st...0246251565e-16

Earlier today I found a painting they're trying to sell for 4 to 6 million pounds!

https://www.sothebys.com/en/buy/auct...en-from-long-2

I wouldn't pay more than 1K for that

06-30-2021 , 01:38 PM

#988

Cocaethylene

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2018 Posts: 528

It's only fake money though

Spoiler:

06-30-2021 , 01:39 PM

#989

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,363

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Earlier today I found a painting they're trying to sell for 4 to 6 million pounds!

https://www.sothebys.com/en/buy/auct...en-from-long-2

I wouldn't pay more than 1K for that

Do it, and Sammy will buy it from you for 100k. You'll never a make deal that good again.

06-30-2021 , 01:42 PM

#990

Cocaethylene

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2018 Posts: 528

He'll never pay you though, cos he'll lose his last shirt soon betting on Denmark

06-30-2021 , 01:44 PM

#991

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,173

lol

06-30-2021 , 01:53 PM

#992

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,363

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

lol

Your Euro Cup ends in 2 days and Sammy will be the BBV champ. Now shut up, all of you, Sammy's drinking beer and eating pistachios. Sammy does not like being disturbed when he's eating pistachios.

06-30-2021 , 01:56 PM

#993

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

Sammie loves munching on deez nuts.

06-30-2021 , 02:03 PM

#994

Cocaethylene

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2018 Posts: 528

Confirmed

06-30-2021 , 02:07 PM

#995

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,173

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Your Euro Cup ends in 2 days and Sammy will be the BBV champ. Now shut up, all of you, Sammy's drinking beer and eating pistachios. Sammy does not like being disturbed when he's eating pistachios.

Spoiler: