this is the greatest thread in the history of threads or thread itself. i just wanted to point out(in case no one else has) how lame your girlfriend is for not thinking this is hilarious. dump her yesterday unless she is way hotter than the typical girls you can get, who knows we may all chip in and buy you a new gf.
i wouldnt mind gambling u and ole kevbo in some pool, i am in vegas, bring it.
btw, i have a similar story to this as well as a million more from poolhalls and bars.
long story short, i was in a pool hall several years ago in college station texas (where i currently live), and there were probably about 200 ppl there (mostly college kids), and im in a match when my buddy tells me to look up at the bar, some fat girl was on the bar stool with her pants around her ankles with some fat dude with his pants around his ankles ****** her in the middle of the pool hall with everyone staring at them. and somehow it goes on for several minutes because noone tells the bartenders cuz it was so funny, and they were so drunk they finally fell on the ground, and the bartenders finally saw them and kicked them out. my friend was literally rolling around on the ground and couldnt stop laughing.
that isnt the best part, apparently that drunk heffer had gotten pissed at her drunk husband, who was at the other end of the poolhall, and he didnt take to kindly to when someone told him that another dude was ****** his wife on a bar stool so he came over and they all got kicked out together, i was gambling so i didnt go outside to see what happened next, but i imagine it was pretty ineresting.
im not sure if your story is true, sounds too crazy to make up, but the 14 ball was a little far fetched, but yeah, ive seen some crazy **** at bars and pool halls.