Yo WIDK.

2 anonymous rhymes sent to Adanthar/Gild.

Post and vote.

Prop bets anyone?

What you fail to realize are the 500 gmail troll accounts who loathe teh redman and his sheer greatness at teh flow.

Haha, this is so close to what I did at about the same age with my chinese fighter fish, only I repeatedly tapped the bowl to annoy him. He would attack the glass by ramming his head into it. I did this until he had rammed himself into the glass enough to kill himself. The fish would just get redder, and redder, but would not stop ramming the bowl. I guess this makes me Dr. Kevorkian to the fish world.

In the history of time, there've been 3 honest retail cashiers

I know clear winner wow.

Two years after I graduated college I had some of my good friends from school in town visiting but I told them I couldn't hang out that night b/c I had to study for grad school. But really I went to a weekly 6-12 home game that I really didn't want to miss.

The goldigging one actually makes me feel sad....that's pretty shallow...

From the other forum; if this is true or not still pretty ownage

STAR WARS/GIRLFRIEND

Journalist of the Whills posted:
I used to play Star Wars Galaxies, back when it was good. Yeah, let's all have a laugh at that. Done? Okay.

I was one of the top three or so Bounty Hunters on my server. I don't mean to brag or anything, but I was not only known by basically everyone on the server, but was routinely referred to as "*Server name*'s Boba Fett". So yeah, I was pretty e-cool. You could probably go back there now a year or so later and mention me, and a lot of people would remember.

Anyway. As a bounty hunter it was my job to hunt Jedi, because that's what the devs designed the class to do. Unfortunately, they also designed the Jedi to be super-powerful and almost unbeatable by a single player. Unless, of course, you were a kickass gun-slingin' bounty hunter like myself.

"Oh great," you're thinking to yourself. "Some nerd is making a confession about an MMO." Well, not quite. See, there was this one Jedi who was pretty much the only person I couldn't beat. I tried more than a few times, and they whooped my rear end but good. This, naturally, was drat frustrating. So like any good sport, I started talking to the Jedi in question. I found out, over time, that the person on the other end was a girl. Then I found out, to my surprise, that they actually lived in my small town. (I had never told anyone where I lived, so it's not like my leg was being pulled here.)

We got to talking outside of the game, and she turned out to be a really cute girl, who lived only about five minutes away from me. So what did I do? I called her up and arranged a meeting. Went over to her house and we hosed like rabbits. Cleaned up and left, never to see her again in person.

The next day she IMed me in-game and wanted to meet up again. Now, SWG has a function where if a person has you on their friend-list, you can track them to their exact location. I kept her talking, tracked her down, ambushed her when she was alone, unarmed, and unprepared, and killed her rear end.

Standing over her dead body, I said "I just don't think it's going to work out." and logged off. I later found out that this turn of events caused her to go insane and turn into a crazy coke-whore.

I almost feel bad.

I keep having to repeat this but really, poker and women go together like wine and cheese (if the cheese was moldy and the wine came in a box)

wow that's really tragic

This is just so [censored] weird. I think it's cool in a way and really really [censored] at the same time.

Edit: I didn't read the last line until after I posted. This makes it not so cool just [censored]. At the same time though, it is evident this was going to happen to this girl regradless so w/e.

I was one of the original 150 beta testers for Star Wars Galaxies =P. The game is crap.

I think the Star Wars one is my new favorite. From the sound of this guy, this was like his one chance to be with the perfect girl for him and he gave it up to kill her character in a game that he probably stopped playing a couple months later. People are [censored] nuts.

Goes to show u to these guys there character's lives are >>>>important than real lives.

this is forum drama, but it's hilarious and probably fake so who cares

AAAAAAhhahahahah rotfl

hahaha. Now that is how to make a fake one well.

I think the star wars one has about the same probabilty of being fake as this one, big in other words. But this is so hot.

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I was borderline surviving college due to a massive EQ addiction. I had to either quit school or my job ( sweetest college job eva) was easy decision. I quit my job and continued to grind out 20-30 hour marathon sessions one after another. On the way to class walking through the trees and stuff I would hear wisps and treants and all kind of [censored] totally wired and freaked out. What a mess. Ok back to the thread, nice work Andathar. More plz k tnx

This is hilarious. lol bubble butt

theres some crazy stuff in this thread, but given the sheer ammount of degens frequenting this board its kinda disapointing this far.

the level of rhyming ability on this forum is so bad that i would be willing to do this, never having written a rhyme myself (ok i think i did like 3 back when i was 15 and started getting into rap)

Every other story or half of each story?

you're missing the point! HE KILLED HER!

my favorite so far. great thread, keep it up you crazy bastards.

also, to the guy with depression, please dont kill yourself, get some help.

Then the people that originally participated in step 3 should stfu if they're not serious about what they're saying. I just hate hypocrites, I guess.

Also, eskimo, my post wasn't directed specifically at you, just the general reversal of themes in posts from EK's original thread to this one.

To be honest, this was so high school that I didn't really bother to read most of it

going to bed, more confessionments at noon or so