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03-29-2007 , 03:35 PM

#101

CalledDownLight

Toonces the Posting Bot

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The answer to all those questions OOT asks itself daily

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When I was 23 (4 years ago) I went to the gym quite a bit. My lifting partner and I were pretty buff at that point and looked good (BEEFCAAAAAAKE!). We made fun of everyone else at the gym on a daily basis between ourselves and were horribly mean because we viewed them as inferior. One of the girls that came to the gym had terrible looking frizzy, curly hair, overweight by like 30 pounds, never talked to anyone, and was a rumored lesbian. She looked to be about 21 or 22. We made fun of her constantly. One day as I was leaving the gym I saw her in front of me walking to her car, she got into a brand new Range Rover as I walked to my old Honda. I suddenly saw the light. The next time I saw her at the gym I started talking to her and found out who her stepdad was through conversation. I found out that he bought and sold shopping malls and owned a very well known company in my city. I asked another person at the gym if he knew who she was and he laughed and mentioned how ugly she was and I laughed along with him. Then he told me her family was probably worth in excess of $100 million. I stopped laughing. I grew up poor (750 sq. ft house for 5 kids and parents) and I didn't want to be poor anymore. I launched an all out romantic attack on her, we started going out, she still may have been a lesbain but I didn't care, we eventually moved in together, I still couldn't look at her without cringing, and 2 years later we got married. This woman is now my wife.

Beat: I probably married a lesbian
Brag: Her parents bought us a $600,000 house in a country club subdivision that he owns for our wedding present and I work for her dad managing part of his real estate portfolio. I'm on salary at $240,000 a year. Her trust fund pays her $8800/month until she's 30 and she will receive a $10 million lump sum on her 30th birthday. He's 73 now and not doing well, the inheritance will be sick since he didn't have any kids on his own due to completely immersing himself in his business his entire life. I love the money, my wife can't cook and she's ugly, but I'm rich.
Variance: I married someone that I hate and can't look.

My advice to anyone thinking of doing the same thing, swallow your pride and marry the first time for money and the second time for love.

Thats f'ed up DDY.

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03-29-2007 , 03:39 PM

#102

ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S

What SN is this?

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 29,325

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Evenkeal dramament (note: this is as close to forum drama as I'm gonna post, since it's about a banned member)

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I sent an email to the dean of engineering at Waterloo University regarding Evenkeal's paying of someone to do his homework yesterday at 3:14AM, linking him to the relevant thread. He has not yet replied.

I was also the person who posted EK's life story at flopturnriver.com, and I also did it at fullcontactpoker and pocketfives. Some random guy from FTR posted saying that he had IP banned me from that site. He has not.

Wow, that's disgusting. Get someone booted from uni because they are annoying on an online forum.

agreed, this is [censored] sick

i hope ek finds you and kicks your ass... if he doesnt im sure you will get whats coming to you soon.

get a life and stay out of other ppls that you dont even know

So let me get this straight...

1. Evenkeal tries to get other kid busted for having BBV write his paper or whatever

2. Evenkeal asks someone else to write him a paper and posts about it in BBV

3. Everyone responds to this thread saying "I hope someone e-mails this thread to your teacher"

4. Someone e-mails this thread to his teacher

5. Everyone from step 3 calls that someone a douchebag? wtf? Hypocrites.

i hope your joking. i was never a part of that 'everyone'

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03-29-2007 , 03:48 PM

#103

Jiggymike

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Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 13,420

The one about marrying the fat chick for $$$ will not be topped...or will it?

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03-29-2007 , 03:54 PM

#104

illuminati

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Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 3,617

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The one about marrying the fat chick for $$$ will not be topped...or will it?

Bondage and SIIHP/spanking ftw!

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03-29-2007 , 04:04 PM

#105

adanthar

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Long time BBV lurker here, part time poster,

My Junior year in High School I started having a sexual relationship with my English Teacher, for the first 3 months or so I would get oral sex from her at least once a week. After this started I stopped doing any work in her class and she gave me a B, she also wrote 3 different research papers for me in High School. My senior year we started having real sex, at least once a week sometimes more for the entire year, we almost got caught a few times and I'm sure people suspected something but never were we officially caught. Since I've gone to college she has wrote at least 5 more 10 page + research papers for me and we still have sex whenever I go home from school. To this day I have told none of my friends about it, and to the best of my knowledge, neither has she.

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03-29-2007 , 04:12 PM

#106

illuminati

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Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 3,617

Pics.

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03-29-2007 , 04:18 PM

#107

adanthar

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Pics.

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03-29-2007 , 04:19 PM

#108

StarkNaked

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,207

This thread got really depressing, really fast. More stupid/funny/embarassing less degen plz....

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03-29-2007 , 04:20 PM

#109

furyshade

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Nice

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03-29-2007 , 04:41 PM

#110

multious

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,941

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The Internet has been making people lie about themselves since Al Gore invented it

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I found out about a BBVer (it's the son of a higher up) and have tracked his posts for awhile now. Almost every post he writes is a blatant lie, and the rest are gross exaggerations. He's 5 years younger than he claims to be, obese, lonely, not well-liked and definitely not the 'balla' he claims to be. About the only thing he doesn't lie about is the stakes he plays.

I've chosen not to out him to this point because, well, he's got some emotional and psychological issues that he's dealing with, he's young, and I don't want to be the reason for his suicide.

oh no'z ive been busted

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03-29-2007 , 04:41 PM

#111

delaware99

centurion

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 146

please sticky

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03-29-2007 , 04:52 PM

#112

kyro

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Redman?

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03-29-2007 , 04:58 PM

#113

Rnr_Rnr_Hobgoblin

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Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 4,624

I used to drink a lot.... I mean a LOT.

In 1994 I lived in Phoenix Az and was in the USAF. I had a nearly brand new CBR600F2. But I had let a friend borrow it and borrowed a brand new CBR600F3 from my roomy.

Anyway so I headed to an awesome bar that's probably still open called Pollock Joe's (near Olive and 43rd I think).

I had a gf that lived in some apts right behind the bar. So I figured I could just ride the bike to her place after I got drunk.

So I had my 15+ beers and started to just nurse one. Then my GF and one of her friends who was real hot came in. We started doing shots of Goldschlauger. After about my 3rd or 4th one hotty asks me if that was my helmet and if so would I take her for a ride.

Well heck yes I'll take you for a ride.

So we go around this corner, I straighten out and hit the gas a lil too hard. She must not have been holding on too good because she flew off the back! I was so drunk it didn't occur to me to turn around and go pick her up so I just kept on going.

So I get back to my GF apts and forgot the gate code. I called and called but she was passed out. I jump the wrought iron fence and rip the heck out of my brand new Gerbaud jeans (take it easy on me it was the early 90's). I get up to her apt and pound on the door until she finally lets me in.

Next thing I know my GF is shaking the shiat out of me asking "what happened to hotty? What happened to hotty?". I was like "huh?". She said hotty's brother was on the phone with her. Bro told her that hotty got arrested for public drunkenness.

Then it hit me "I forgot to go back outside the gate to get the motorcycle!!!!"

Cliff notes - I got drunk, girl falls off motorcycle and I forgot to get her, she gets arrested, her brother is probably still after me, I rip my jeans, motorcycle gets stolen and I have to pay 20% deductible, I lose GF.

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03-29-2007 , 05:08 PM

#114

faded

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,758

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Evenkeal dramament (note: this is as close to forum drama as I'm gonna post, since it's about a banned member)

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whoever you are-
you are a huge piece of [censored].

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03-29-2007 , 05:09 PM

#115

lowpockets

adept

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,103

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Winner - with nick's a close second.

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03-29-2007 , 05:25 PM

#116

bobman0330

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She only gave you a B??

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03-29-2007 , 05:26 PM

#117

Gildwulf

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Redman?

i don't think tx ever really claims to be a balla

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03-29-2007 , 05:30 PM

#118

T-God

BFFwithBBV

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 11,738

What the hell does "son of a higher up" mean?

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03-29-2007 , 05:33 PM

#119

StarkNaked

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I actually had a related story....threw a party at my house, and these random sloots from jersey came to my house. We're out back, drinking and chilling and one of them (the fatty fat fat 220 pound-ish one) brings up how she was failing physics in HS and had to sleep with her teacher for a grade.

Stark: What grade did you get?

Fatso: C+

Stark: A C+? Wtf

Fatso: At least its above average!

head asplode

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03-29-2007 , 05:37 PM

#120

IRuleYouHard

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adanthar having 3rd cousins who openly dated for a few years was very akward I'm sure 1st is much worse for those around you.

nits, 3rd cousins practically aren't even related anymore. There are people in your life that are probably your 3rd-6th cousins and you don't even know it. I'm srs.

I dated my 5th cousin for 6 years... 3 of when i didnt even know.

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03-29-2007 , 05:42 PM

#121

Anders

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Yeah, also, you're pretty much a horrible waste of skin.

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03-29-2007 , 05:47 PM

#122

Rnr_Rnr_Hobgoblin

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 4,624

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The bad news is, there's no way a Stars check will get there by Tuesday

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I lost my rent $ for last month and this month gambling and I have to come up with it by Tuesday or else I have a court date and I have to explain why I don't have it to a judge and I could still get evicted. I'm thinking about maxing out some jewelry store credit cards and pawning the stuff since I'm already in debt anyway and my credit is toast. It's a short term solution but it's a solution. I don't have a job or a source of income so I'm basically pawning for rent and a bankroll and trying to robusto it on Stars. This is probably not a great idea since it's hard to play when you know you need the money, but in the time frame I'm working with I don't see any other reasonable option. If it doesn't work I'm not sure what I'm going to do and I'm pretty scared that it won't work.

Go buy me a Tag Kirium chrono and I'll send you some Full tilt money.

Remember pawning it will only get you like 20 cents on the dollar.

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03-29-2007 , 05:48 PM

#123

steel108

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Evenkeal dramament (note: this is as close to forum drama as I'm gonna post, since it's about a banned member)

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Wow, that's disgusting. Get someone booted from uni because they are annoying on an online forum.

agreed, this is [censored] sick

i hope ek finds you and kicks your ass... if he doesnt im sure you will get whats coming to you soon.

get a life and stay out of other ppls that you dont even know

There is a BIG difference between saying someone should do it on an internet forum and acutally do it irl. People have argues that Evenkeal has stated he did the same thing to another poster..... do you really want to stoop to the level of evenkeal. Just some food for thought

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03-29-2007 , 05:49 PM

#124

adanthar

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Somebody needs a PUA coach. What's Bruiser's rate again?

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I am almost 22 years old and I have never kissed a girl in my entire life. I am in college, I am not socially awkward and I have a ton of friends, many of whom are girls. I am sure the fact that I am pretty ugly is the main factor here, however I think that the biggest reason is that despite the fact that I am a goblin, I have high standards. All of my friends are attractive and I am usually in the company of girls who are out of my league. I have had opportunities with girls who are <5 but have turned them down.

Sleeping with your English teacher, part II - a cautionary tale

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Adanthar,

I've been holding this inside for quite some time. I'm 26 and have been dating my wife to be for 7 years on and off. We are getting married in 3 months. Her dad has paid for most of it with the balance already paid for by myself. She and I live together already. Everything is in my name, the house, both vehicles. I paid off over 10K of her debt. There's a problem though. I'm addicted to older women. When I was 19, I hooked up with a 47 year old milf on a cruise to Mexico. I've made out with a 50 year old for 20 bucks before. When I was 22, I slept with my next door neighbor who lived behind me who was a divorced 42 year old single mom. Smoking hot too. She has a 7 year old who would come over and I'd teach him how to play soccer. I decided to cut that off and move on with my life with my wife to be. The neighbor didn't like that very much and would call my girlfriend at her work telling her she's still f-ing me just to get us to break up and me to get busted since I was such a dog. I ended up putting up a fence that weekend and 2 months later, I couldn't take it anymore, put the house up for sale, and moved. My new house is great with my girl, however, the fact still remains that I love the drive and talent it takes for a 25 year old to land a 40+ year old. From one of these milfs, I ended up getting genital warts and fortunately I had insurance because I had to go to a urologist 11 times to get them removed. It was 3300.00 out of my pocket even with insurance. I told myself I would never be with another woman again besides my wife. I watch milfhunter all the time and try to envy him, but it's harder for me because I'm so much younger. I like to think of myself as a good looking guy with pretty good game. In my industry of work, I manage several neighborhoods and office complexes around town. I ended up hitting it off with a single 45 year old milf who invited me over to shoot some pool and have a drink. Even though I shouldn't have, I went and the inevitable happened. I had her bent over her couch screaming for joy and more. I don't even think about my wife to be when I'm doing this. This new one I'm banging is pretty hot, but super psycho. I have to leave my phone on vibrate at home because she calls like 5 times a night. I hide my phone inside cabinet drawers so my fiance won't hear it ring. For Christmas, she got me all these presents, but I threw them in the trash compacter in my neighborhood before I even got home. She sent me cookies at work. I think it could be a problem. I think I should see a psychologist about this, but I'm afraid I might try to hook up with her if she's hot. It's terrible and adventurous all at the same time. I thought I would feel better after typing it, but I don't.

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03-29-2007 , 05:52 PM

#125

Rnr_Rnr_Hobgoblin

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Yeah, also, you're pretty much a horrible waste of skin.

That's interesting. I think you would be the only person to have ever met me say something like that.

I was telling the absolute honest truth. The girl fell off my bike and I was so drunk I FORGOT to pick her up. It wasn't like I said "screw her". I literally forgot. But go ahead thinking that way. Who knows maybe you're right.

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