The entire night was pretty daft, in fairness.
The gig itself should have went bad since I (the singer) had no voice until the morning of the gig, the drummer had a broken hand (I **** you not- we taped a drumstick to the cast) and one of the guitarists was barred from the pub the week beforehand for fighting. I was expecting a mediocre gig at best, but somehow both my voice and the drummers tape held up, and they let the guitarist in for the gig!
So the gig went great, but my phone had died earlier in the evening, so I was relying on the people I was drinking with afterwards for a place to stay (I'm somewhat homeless). I got talking to this gorgeous blonde at the pub we played in, but the guys wanted to leave, so I had to cut that conversation short or risk being stuck without a place to stay (I'm much too shy to expect her place
).
Went to another pub, got talking to a friend of a friend who I had no interest in, but she wouldn't leave me alone
"You study economics? I LOVE economics!"
She was persistent, I had to make an excuse to get away from her. Finally I got talking to this red head, we hit it off but that crazy girl I just got away from found me and forced her way into our conversation. After a few minutes of this girls attempted cock blockery the red head winks at me, grabs my arm and pulls me away from the crowd!
"We're gonna have to pretend we're together or she'll never leave"
Holy ****, I thought, this could actually go somewhere! So we spent the rest of the evening arm in arm, the other girl left us alone, and by closing time I was sure this was going somewhere. So when the guys in the band said "Hey, we're heading off now, coming?" I said no, this girl asked me back to hers (which she totally did).
Well done, brendan194!
Except... nope. As we were walking back to hers I found out two important details about her:
-She was too young to be in the pub
-She was my friend's sister
So I, being the drunk gentleman that I am, walked her home and made an awkward excuse as to why I had to leave. It was only then I remembered that I had no way to contact anyone and nowhere to stay that night.
It was now 3AM and I was still drunk, so I wandered to a nearby friend's house (they couldn't make it to the gig), knocked on the door a bunch of times, and when she didn't answer, I walked around back to see if there was an open door or window I could jump through. There wasn't, but the lock on the tool shed was off, so I went in there.
I found a piece of discarded counter top to lie on and used a paint can for a pillow (I **** you not).
I woke up at 9 the next morning, sore all over, and went for a breakfast roll.