So this one time in band camp...not really
I was really in the 4th grade and at the time I would often go multiple days without taking a proper dump.
I was too embarrassed to do it at school and right after school we went to a babysitters house where I was also embarrassed.
By the time we got home it was often nearly bedtime so I just held it in a lot.
In school if you got done with certain work faster than everyone else you would be "rewarded"with getting to
go outside by yourself and dust the erasers on the side of the building. Teach certainly learned from watching
Tom Sawyer Im sure. So on this day I am dusting erasers and decided to run backwards on way back to class,I tripped
and fell and Uh oh spahgetioos , I took a nice sized dump in my drawers.
I walked to babysitters house with the load and since I had done some sitting it was kinda squashed flatish.
Over the next several hours I would "use the bathroom to pee" , what I was really doing was scraping off the poo a little at
a time. After a while the babysitter was wondering why I had to pee so much, I just made some excuse about
drinking too much juice in school.
Later, Not wanting to flush the toilet to alert babysitter I scraped off some of the poo into the sink.
Well in this sink they happened to be handwashing a couple pair of underwear from the families youngest son they called BooBoo ironically. Some time later the older son, Tommy, came home and mentioned how much the bathroom stunk. THe babysitter said
she is washing Boo Boos underwear and could Tommy just finish and hang them up.
I remember Tommy saying out loud "Damn Boo Boo you stink" while finishing the hand wash job, the baby sitter never saw the poo so BooBoo got blamed by Tommy for the whole thing.