What? Why would feel bad if she actually wanted you? Its not like you raped her or smthg. I'd say its actually a brag

^ that's likely how I was able to justify it to myself at the time but now I see it differently. She was going through some **** and was pretty vulnerable. I mean, I was the adult in the situation and should've had some respext for boundaries. Don't get me wrong it's not like I feel I did something totally-morally reprehensible, but at the same time I do think it was wrong and think it's pretty embarrassing. Fwiw I wasn't her first. Ahhhh to be young these days, ****ers don't know how lucky they have it.

Unless you're a hedonist (which is fine) ... a better assessment is they don't know how stupid they have it.

You do know that hedonism is defined by putting pleasure (or the pursuit of it) over EVERYTHING else in life, right? I don't think the majority of people who engage in, more-or-less, common levels of promiscuity qualify as hedonists. Also, I'm not really sure how it's a matter of stupidity either. Being in HS and having the girls around you DTF like they are now seems like the least stupid thing ever.

Although I do think There's something to be said about the fact that kids are engaging in sexual activity @ younger and younger ages these days. That's a whole other topic though. For instance, this girl, who was only 17, already wanted to experement with diff things like being tied up during sex. FFS when I was 17 I was still happy just experimenting with different positions. Back then I remember finding a girl willing to even do it doggy style (Also known as a keeper) was not easy to find. Now they're into all sorts of crazy ****. So like I said, kids in HS these days don't know how good they have it.

16 is legal in NZ. 18 seems absurdly high. LOL america.

Well America had/has an absurdly high teen pregnancy rate and I guess we wanted to make sure the fathers of these child's children was also a child, underage and uneducated - so ya USA#1!

*grunch*

I'm not a real cat.

Haha it's funny you say this. When I was looking into the age of consent laws here before I did anything with her, I found out that while for girls AOC is 16 but for boys it's 18

So basically it's okay for a 16 year old girl to be with a 50 year old dude, but it's against the law for an 18 year old girl to hook up with a 16 year old guy. 'Murica!!

WTF I hope there's some trolling going on here. It's just sex, as long as it's consentual and they're not cheating on someone they promised otherwise there's nothing to be sorry about

Received this anonymous confession via PM

No idea who it could be from.

I watch Dr Phil every day

When I was younger I decided to play game of pool against my roommate. Whenever one of us sank a ball the other had to do a shot of gin. Unfortunately it went shot for shot and we both go very very drunk. I ran off off into the bushes to spew up. My hands touched the dirt and were literally covered in soil. I didn't ever care and just put two fingers down my mouth and spewed up.

I then put those two fingers to good use later on in the night.

And how is ur arse doing now?

Couple years back, our poker room maneuvered from a Satellite casino more in the city to the "main" casino in the outskirts across from the airport connected to the hotel.

Few months stroll by and I see a couple servers from the other casino sitting by the bar looking pretty lit up. I say, "hello ladies" and they look at me and light up. So I decide to sit and converse for a while as I had just ended my session. Soon, they start getting a little touchy feely. Even getting a little rub on the cock. One of them says, "we are cousins," I took that as letting me know that this ordeal can go down, but not a threesome. I respond with, "that's allowed." They are about 6's at best but hey, I'm opportunistic in this situation. Who was going to know but me?

By this point my only thought is, 'ok, where is this going to go down.' (I'm not taking these whores to my place that's for sure.) But one of them (who has been giving me the rubdown hard) hits me with a zinger, "I'm married 15 years, he's over there playing blackjack." (BJ is across the floor other side of a bunch of slots.) I instantly stand up off the bar stool, while pushing her hand away and say, "well, he wouldn't appreciate you rubbing me like that." To which she responds, "I don't care."

The cousin makes it totally clear that she is single and ready to mingle. So, I figure, I'm going to tap that one tonight, no big deal right. When suddenly, the married chick says, "I'm going to the bathroom, who's coming with me." Now, I know what that means but I am truly thinking, where the **** in this joint are we going to go to a private bathroom. Then it hits me. I know of a back unisex bathroom behind the ballroom area which there is little to no traffic at that time.

We proceed to stroll out there, which is on the way to the hotel. We get in the bathroom, keep the lights out, lock the door, and the bitch gets on her knee's and gives me head right there. I finish and she swallows that ****.

So, we leave the bathroom area and on the way back in the gaming floor there is the main bathrooms by the ballroom. I say, "I'm just going to stop in here and clean up." I didn't want to walk back in with her. What if her man spotted us? I go in the bathroom and wash my hands, look at my phone and think, 'ok, I'll just jet now.' So, I go walking back into the gaming floor area because I have to walk through that way to get to my vehicle, when I spot her cousin. She says, "where is #@_#?" (I don't remember either of their names) I said, "IDK, where are you going?" She responded with, "to the bathroom with you." I was like, alrighty then, lets go.

So, I take her back to that same bathroom, she literally drops her ****, gets on all fours and I proceed to pound that bitch right there on the floor. As I'm hammering away, she queefs multiple times, like almost constantly. It almost kept me from being hard, but I finish right up inside that bitch (I don't care because I had a vasectomy 8 years ago). I did a little clean up on my cock in the bathroom we were in but we kept it dark in case there was some employees walking by, didn't want the light to show under the door. I make the same pit stop to clean up again (get a good clean in the light), but before I go into the bathroom she says, "It's running down my leg." I thought she did some cleaning as well to herself, but what the **** to I care.

That was 2 years ago or so, I haven't seen either of those girls since. I now know a spot if another opportunity comes up at my home casino. lol

^ Colin_Piddle seal of approval

value betting a full house on the river, i was rooting for a fold so my red line would go up

Many year ago I went to Denmark on holiday. Lot of weak people there. Anyhow I stay at hostel. We were drinking danish beer. One guy said he thought it was good idea to set his balls on fire. I thought he joking. he was not.

Dude literally went outside with a lighter and set his balls on fires. Idiot ended up in hospital with 2nd degree burns balls and penis area. fool

fortunately he was from Denmark, so the burn area was small.

This thread is still gold

Nice... glad this thread got bumped.

Many years ago I was at typical party. It was pretty massive around 70 or 80 people, 2 or 3 kegs. I was a single lad looking to meet some ladies. I met this chick "Holly" blond hair, blue eyes a solid 7/10. I was thinking I'll have some of that. Got talking and ended up taking her out to the back garden and making out with her. After a few minutes she asked lets take this further and asked if I wanted a BJ. I said I was keen but I really needed to take a piss so could she wait 5 minutes while I went back to the house. She replied casually "just piss in my mouth"!

...and then?

at first I was shocked but then I said I would just roll with it. The only time in my life I have ever pissed and ejlalated in a women's mouth on the same night. Never saw her again either. Heard she was living overseas somewhere.

Did she swallow?

i would insist that she walks around pissed all over herself, swallowing piss is for weakling whores