BBV Anonymous Confessions - Page 3 - Poker Beats Brags and Variance

Ive got family in Richmond.

I confess, im a fat bastard (have been since i was young) who likes pies. I weigh somewhere in the region of 275-300 pounds (been a while since ive been on scales).

As a result, not nearly enough play play as id like.

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03-29-2007 , 07:43 AM

#53

mediumpimpin

banned

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 931

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I confess, im a fat bastard (have been since i was young) who likes pies. I weigh somewhere in the region of 275-300 .

So then you obviously smell bad.

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03-29-2007 , 08:20 AM

#54

luckyjimm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 12,195

I lose every penny I ever put into poker, session by session. I've had massive wins, but never a winning month. I always lose it.

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03-29-2007 , 08:42 AM

#55

Rolen

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,208

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On the confession side, at one point I became convinced that g2cu had actually NOT won 10K in his high stakes sessions. But by the end I was again convinced that he had once the data mining proved unreliable. Not much of a confession, but there it is.

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03-29-2007 , 08:47 AM

#56

DING-DONG YO

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adanthar having 3rd cousins who openly dated for a few years was very akward I'm sure 1st is much worse for those around you.

nits, 3rd cousins practically aren't even related anymore. There are people in your life that are probably your 3rd-6th cousins and you don't even know it. I'm srs.

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03-29-2007 , 08:47 AM

#57

EC10

2007 MSNL HU Champion

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 3,850

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throway email, so don't bother trying to trace.. I post semi-regularly in
bbv.

I'm a man, married a while, and my wife and I do dominant/submissive sex
with me being sub. She dog collars me, light bondage, spanks me, I dress in
her undergarmets and she SIIMP with a strap on, calls me a whore, [censored] etc.

It's actually done wonders for our sex life since I confessed this fantasy
recently. We don't do this everytime, but occasionally.

sup daliman

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03-29-2007 , 08:50 AM

#58

tcleberg

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 233

When I was going to school about a year ago, I met a girl at a party, talked, flirted, etc. About a week later, we're having sex on the couch in her living room when the door opens. There are 4 problems with this.

#1. Her dad's hand opened the door.

#2. He's the head of the history department, which was my major.

#3. Her sister's also with him.

#4. I've slept with her sister.

The amount of crap I got when I got back to the house from my roommate cannot be exaggerated. Silk boxers get cold in the winter.

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03-29-2007 , 08:58 AM

#59

luckyjimm

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Did you try talking them into a gangbang? Oh and what did the girl you were with say - she must have been just as embarassed?

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03-29-2007 , 09:08 AM

#60

ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S

What SN is this?

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 29,325

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Evenkeal dramament (note: this is as close to forum drama as I'm gonna post, since it's about a banned member)

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I sent an email to the dean of engineering at Waterloo University regarding Evenkeal's paying of someone to do his homework yesterday at 3:14AM, linking him to the relevant thread. He has not yet replied.

I was also the person who posted EK's life story at flopturnriver.com, and I also did it at fullcontactpoker and pocketfives. Some random guy from FTR posted saying that he had IP banned me from that site. He has not.

Wow, that's disgusting. Get someone booted from uni because they are annoying on an online forum.

agreed, this is [censored] sick

i hope ek finds you and kicks your ass... if he doesnt im sure you will get whats coming to you soon.

get a life and stay out of other ppls that you dont even know

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03-29-2007 , 09:09 AM

#61

ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S

What SN is this?

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 29,325

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Here we go, this is more like it

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aahahahahaha

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03-29-2007 , 09:11 AM

#62

illuminati

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 3,617

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sup daliman

LOLLLLLLl

Awesome. Please be true. DALI??

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03-29-2007 , 09:12 AM

#63

tcleberg

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 233

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Did you try talking them into a gangbang? Oh and what did the girl you were with say - she must have been just as embarassed?

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For me, it wasn't embarrassment as much as not wanting to get my ass kicked by a man who could make a good run at ruining my life if he wanted to. I did bring up the whole threesome thing, it was met without humor.

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03-29-2007 , 09:17 AM

#64

ahnuld

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DDY LDO. Accountant by day, bitch by night

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Here we go, this is more like it

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03-29-2007 , 09:20 AM

#65

tcleberg

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 233

Bondage isn't even really that dirty anymore. Parents aren't disowning their children for that sort of crap.

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03-29-2007 , 09:20 AM

#66

luckyjimm

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Foursome, yo -remember who's the man of the house!

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Did you try talking them into a gangbang? Oh and what did the girl you were with say - she must have been just as embarassed?

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03-29-2007 , 09:21 AM

#67

tcleberg

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 233

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Foursome, yo -remember who's the man of the house!

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Did you try talking them into a gangbang? Oh and what did the girl you were with say - she must have been just as embarassed?

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Ha! Haha. No. ha. no.

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03-29-2007 , 09:22 AM

#68

Daddy Warbucks

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Bondage isn't even really that dirty anymore. Parents aren't disowning their children for that sort of crap.

So what's your safety word?

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03-29-2007 , 09:23 AM

#69

ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S

What SN is this?

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 29,325

i actually think we could work out the sub.... how many bbvers are actually married? like 3?

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03-29-2007 , 09:24 AM

#70

tcleberg

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 233

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So what's your safety word?

Safety words are for limit players.

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03-29-2007 , 09:26 AM

#71

Gildwulf

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Safety words are for limit players.

lolllll

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03-29-2007 , 09:31 AM

#72

mlagoo

old fogey

Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 19,223

good thread guys

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03-29-2007 , 09:48 AM

#73

nation

Indian Nightmare

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 8,584

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Here we go, this is more like it

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lmao i think this is grandgnu

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03-29-2007 , 10:23 AM

#74

[Phill]

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So what's your safety word?

Safety words are for limit players.

lololololol, POTD

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03-29-2007 , 11:20 AM

#75

Daliman

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Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 14,911

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sup daliman

LOLLLLLLl

Awesome. Please be true. DALI??

Totally untrue.

We are into heavy bondage and my wife is a Tranny.

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