BBV Anonymous Confessions - Page 2 - Poker Beats Brags and Variance

i am incredibly lazy. i haven't done laundry in 6 weeks, and have worn whatever has the least amount of stains on it since then. i've been wearing nothing but sandals for the past week because i am out of clean socks. today, i wore my last clean t shirt, and only have one pair of boxers that doesn't smell like balls. there are over 20 cups filled with various amounts of cola, water, and alcohol in my room. i don't actively go out and meet girls/try to get laid because it would mean that i would have to do some laundry and clean my room if i ever wanted anything to happen. i'm not gay or anything, but the infinite amount of porn online makes dating seem so much less attractive. basically, i hate a part of myself for being such an ambitionless slob.

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03-29-2007 , 01:53 AM

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Supwithbates

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Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 4,530

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Here we go, this is more like it

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throway email, so don't bother trying to trace.. I post semi-regularly in
bbv.

I'm a man, married a while, and my wife and I do dominant/submissive sex
with me being sub. She dog collars me, light bondage, spanks me, I dress in
her undergarmets and she SIIMP with a strap on, calls me a whore, [censored] etc.

It's actually done wonders for our sex life since I confessed this fantasy
recently. We don't do this everytime, but occasionally.

vig?

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03-29-2007 , 01:58 AM

#28

Squareview

banned

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 2,043

HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHA. i will confess right here no bag over head. i love chronic and smoke 100 times a day. i grow pot at my friends, i do coke when i party hard. and oh yea i fish WITHOUT a fishing L's. andi litter in the ocean sometimes

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03-29-2007 , 01:59 AM

#29

catcher193

Pooh-Bah

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awesome thread adanthar

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03-29-2007 , 01:59 AM

#30

Bakes

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i have been busto 8 times, all of which have been 100% my fault. as a result i am far poorer than i would like.

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03-29-2007 , 02:01 AM

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MotorBoatingSOB

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link to original SomethingAwful thread?

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03-29-2007 , 02:03 AM

#32

adanthar

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there are probably two dozen of them and the originals are pay forum only now

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03-29-2007 , 02:08 AM

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bugstud

Minbet Master

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Ironically, this one got filtered to my spam folder (get it, spam?)

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can't we just sticky this?

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03-29-2007 , 02:38 AM

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illuminati

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 3,617

Adanth,

Awesome thread, dude, nh.

AND WHAT IN THE [censored] IS THIS? Dude really this is nutso.

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Here we go, this is more like it

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03-29-2007 , 02:55 AM

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grando

witty comic

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i have been busto twice, once for 11k and once for 7.5k, all of which have been 100% blackjack's fault. as a result i am far poorer than i would like.

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03-29-2007 , 02:57 AM

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adanthar

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 20,109

I wish I could take advantage of this awesome business opportunity, but I'm sure Idi'll cover it for us

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Dear Adanthar,
Pls,
I am an average-aged man of 40 years of age,a Persian
of Iranian origin. I lived in Beirut,Lebanon where I
owned a flourishing currency trading company(Bureau de
Change),before the Israeli airstrike in Beirut that
razed my office building to void and caused my
business a tremendous setback after killing a few
staff including Alas,my wife and pretty daughter,
Nadia.
The reason iam contacting you is to find out if I can
invest my money in your line of business,since It has
become necessary and inevitable for me to diversify
the scope of my investment and leave beirut for a more
stable business climate like your country; knowing
that security of life and property can no longer be
guaranteed back in Lebanon ,especially now that most
of my creditors(i.e,people to whom i am
indebted)believe i was on seat the day my office
complex was razed down and so think i am dead by now.

Meanwhile i am still receiving treatment at the
Intensive Care Unit of a Plastic Surgery Hoispital in
Lancashier , England where i was flown to by a Doctor
from Cyprus,( you know all the victims were initially
evacuated to Cyprus Greece). I did not want to be
found among the casualties&survivors back in Cyprus
for obvious security reasons of the 19 million dollars
in my Safe Deposit Box.
I entrusted the money to a DIPLOMATIC SECURTY ORG.that
can deliver the consignment to any destination i want
now without any hiccupps ,since they are aware that i
am still at the hospital and have asked me if i have a
relative whom they can despatch the consignment and a
Diplomat accompany the consignment to your country
without screening or the money being detected by any
currency detecting machine at your Local Airport
,because of the special packaging and the
privileges,ie diplomatic imunity he will be accorded
at your local airport when he arrives coupled with the
D/L TAG on the luggage.

I may have to be in the hospital for some time now
because of the burns,shock and possioble internal
injury i sustained from the bomb blast.
Please let me know urgently if you can receive the
consignment from the diplomat ,because he does not
know that the box contains physical cash and not only
the gem stones/Artefacts i declared to him.
So let me have your direct phone number so we can
negotiate on the commensurate percentage of the total
sum i shall give to you for assisting me to see this
deal through and to enable the Diplomat contact you
and deliver the Safe Deposit Box to you as soon as he
arrives.

I await your response .
Best regards.

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03-29-2007 , 02:58 AM

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adanthar

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I don't care what anybody says, this is hot

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I have this first cousin who is very good looking. She is about 4 yrs younger than me. When I was 18 (her 14), she came to visit with her fam, and after a few weeks of flirting with me, one night we got drunk (last night she was here I think it was). We ended up making out, and she was so shitfaced she started grabbing on my ding dong yo! I knew it was wrong at the time, so i was just about to pull away. But just before I could my mom busts in. Yikes. mega-embarrassment. My mom ended up being cool with it and not telling anyone, but she always kept a watchful eye afterwards.

Sad thing is that as the years have gone by, little things like this have happened with her again and again. Now we don't kiss, she will usually just stick my hand down her pants (yay...) and let me play with her big boobs. I know this is all [censored] up, but she is really attractive with a sexy personality. [censored], even I know I would do it again. I don't know if i'd go all the way... but man is this f'd up.

flame away. ill pretend not to cry.

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03-29-2007 , 03:08 AM

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shaundeeb

Augie's stunt double

Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 16,232

adanthar having 3rd cousins who openly dated for a few years was very akward I'm sure 1st is much worse for those around you.

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03-29-2007 , 03:09 AM

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tboss888

old hand

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the stuff about posting his life story at the different forums is funny. i agree about the emailing the prof part though.

The prof thing was appropriate because he tried to screw another poster similarly.

Out of $50 bucks, right? Seems fair. Also, you're assuming the person he tried to screw sent the prof that email. But most likely it was just some pathetic person here who has no life and thought he should take matters into his own hands. BBV is really becoming pathetic.

I didn't email his dean because I don't believe in "telling" on people but he did pay someone else to write his paper for him. He deserves any punishment that is given.

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03-29-2007 , 03:17 AM

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Prodigy54321

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Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 5,658

-"I didn't rat dad, I didn't rat."..I did a good thing, right pop?"

-"Yeah, you did a good thing...you did a good thing for a bad man."

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03-29-2007 , 03:34 AM

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Spechel EDD

CONFIRMED GIRL IRL

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lol i didnt think you would post that

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03-29-2007 , 03:51 AM

#42

MatthewRyan

President of Upswingpoker

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 5,998

I confess, its wends night and Ima ***** wasrted beyond belife.
Ihave been giving strat advice alnight- its probably still A+ material

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03-29-2007 , 04:35 AM

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cwar

Free Hugz

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-"I didn't rat dad, I didn't rat."..I did a good thing, right pop?"

-"Yeah, you did a good thing...you did a good thing for a bad man."

Nh.

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03-29-2007 , 04:50 AM

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GoodCallYouWin

banned

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Once, I lost all my money at the casino, and had no way of getting home (because I came on the bus), so I decided to hitchhike home on the highway after dark during winter. Eventually the cops picked me up and I spent the night at a homeless shelter (despite having an apartment an hour away, I just had no money and no way to get home). In the morning my sister bought me a bus ticket, but I had to go to a church to call her because you can't call collect to a cell phone.

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03-29-2007 , 04:52 AM

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rubbrband

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WTF at betting ur last quarter and BS on not being able to call collect

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03-29-2007 , 04:56 AM

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cameronw01

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Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 2,432

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WTF at betting ur last quarter

Once I spent the last $2 I had on me on a whistle and so I had to walk home because I didn't have any bus money. Another time I did the same thing with a cd. I knew I'd have to walk but accepted it anyway. The whistle was a mistake. I'm not sure why I wanted it so much, I think I just thought it'd be cool to have.

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03-29-2007 , 05:02 AM

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GoodCallYouWin

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WTF at betting ur last quarter and BS on not being able to call collect

How much does it cost you to call a city 2 hours away from a payphone? And I suggest you try calling your own cell collect if you don't believe me, although things could be different in the states.

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03-29-2007 , 05:06 AM

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rubbrband

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Dude it's cool i ran around norfolk for hours on st patty's because I was too drunk to read my cell(seeing double) fought some bums then finally my friends found out I was missing an called/picked me up.