He said $5000 USD

There’s a guy to aspire to be like! Count down the days to seven years so you can again file bankruptcy! Genius

This made me smile

Ok guys I really need help here.
I am married to my beautiful wife. I married her as a virgin. We couldn’t have sex for the first 3 months because her hyme was very thick and I couldn’t penetrate. When her pussy finally teared apart she was bleeding like hell. It’s 4 years now and she is still very tight. Sometimes I am abroad and we didn’t have sex for a week and when I come back her pussy is as good as new.
It’s very intensive with my wife and she’s only in her 20s.

Now here is my problem. I love my wife very much. She treated me like a king she is very loyal. When I met her she was a very hard game and thought she just has strong ***** shield.
But I cheated on my wife multiple times even our sex life is great. All my whole life I’ve been a player. I could go ask a random sloot and she would fukk with me 5 min later in my hotel room. My job doesn’t pay bad. I’ve fukked countless women. Everytime after I fukked them I don’t feel satisfied at all because it’s not even half as good as it is with my wife. None of them was as good looking as my wife too.

I feel very grossed by those women I’ve cheated with, throw them out and block their number. My wife confronted me many times already but forgive me because she loved me. It broke my heart to see her cry and i don’t want to loose her. Next time I don’t think she will forgive me anymore. She is the best that ever happen to me. She came from a good house. Never partied, very well educated, intelligent. 100% wife material. It’s the excitement of the hunt that turns me on. But after I fukked them I don’t want even to see their face anymore, fukked, grossed, blocked.


I really want to stop but I don’t think I can. We’ve tried counseling before but failed. My thoughts of her being with other guy kills me too, even I am the cheater here. I was using our laptop and she was already looking for a new place to stay. HELP!!

you don't deserve her. give her my number, I will treat her better and not cheat. I probably make more than you also and my job has no travel, I'm home every night and would appreciate a good woman.

Another amazing story from a poster:

I was out of town last night and I went to see an old friend to enjoy the night with. Long story short, we were in her bedroom when her phone rang in the other room. She stopped sucking me to run and answer the phone. At the time I was thinking that she would end the call real quick, then return to keep things going. I could hear her yelling "no, I have company!". Then she ran back to her bedroom and started putting her clothes back on. I asked if everything was okay, and she said yes, a friend was here.

If I was using my brain I would have put my clothes on. At the time I only had on my socks and shirt. Meat hard as a rock.

All of a sudden I heard some rumbling. If I had been using common sense, I would've been trying to get my clothes and gtfo, but I wasn't really trying to think like that. I was relaxed AF. She has a dog that she keeps caged in her living room, and it started barking, so I figured that maybe it got loose and she was trying to cage it. My mind wasn't trying to go anywhere but getting off. Huge mistake

She yelled "calm down!" and there was no way that it woulda been a dog that she was talking to. The rumbling got louder and it was coming from the front of the apartment to the back where I was. I remember thinking to myself that this isn't really happening. This isn't what I think it really is.

A dude stormed in the room yelling "Don't come back in here again". The lights were out, so all I could see was the silhouette from this clown. He was kind of brolic. She grabbed him and they both started yelling and fussing. The way her room is structured, the door was on the left side, the bed was on the back middle of the room, my clothes were on the left side of the bed, and I had jumped to the right side of the bed. I was trapped

The dude tried to run at me, and she jumped in front of him yelling for him to stop. I could tell that he was holding back because if he really wanted to get to me, he coulda easily moved her out of the way. But this man was HEATED. The room was dark so I was trying to see if he had anything in his hand. Im not gonna lie, I was shook as fukk. I was sure that something was going to happen to me.

This dude was ready to unleash the beast within. Real talk, if I threw hands with this guy, it woulda been one of those jail type scraps where dudes are just swinging until the other guy drops. With the rage that this dude was displaying, he woulda outlasted me image I was in no state of mind to be fighting, plus I was only wearing a shirt and stocks. Im not trying to fight for my life while im half naked


He came at me again and she wraped his arms around him. This guy was dragging her like a RB and I used that time to jump over the bed. Luckily for me she took him down so I had time to get away. I only had time to grab my pants. I ended up leaving my shoes and gum behind. I think god that everything besides my gum was intact in my pocket, because if it slipped out when I laid my pants out, i woulda had to say goodbye to them. I ran out the apartment with my pants in my hands. My adrenaline was flowing and everything was kind of a blur, because I was just moving. I don't even remember the period between me leaving the bedroom and getting to the woods. There was a wooded area behind her apartment complex and I finally stopped when I knew that dude wasn't behind me. I took the time to put on my pants (I didn't wear underwear over there) and collect myself. I had no idea where I was. I remembered that there was some stores nearby, when I took an Uber from the hotel. I made my way out of the complex and out to the road. I was still kind of worrying that dude would pull up in the car, or even the cops.

I was a Black male walking outside at night with no shoes on in a decent area. You already know image
But I ended up making it to civiliazation, and I got an Uber back to my hotel while I waited in a Dunkin Donuts parking lot.


I pride myself of being strategic, so last night was a wakeup call. Im getting sloppy. Last night could have been a disaster. I don't know who that dude was last night. Could've been her husband, boyfriend, or just an angry ex. But I do know that this guy wanted to KILL me.

I'm a pretty calm person so its rare for me to see someone rage in real lie. But this man wanted blood. I was scared that he had a gun, but I realize now that if he had actually had one, he woulda licked off some shots. Jesus.

I realize that I need tighten things up. Im approaching 30. I shouldn't be going through these situations. This is the one time that I didn't use my head and I could've been ended because of it. Im thinking that I should've just had her come to the hotel and all of this could've been avoided. But even if I still came over last night, I could've easily avoided the bedroom scene by using my head. As soon as she started getting dressed I should have as well. She lived on the first floor so I could've easily slipped out of the back door. Because I let my head float off in the clouds for a brief moment of time, I almost got caught up

To anyone younger than me, if you ever go to a broads place, take note of this....
- Never bring in anything that you're not willing to lose. I lost my shoes and fukked up my Coogi socks over this. My gum also fell out my pocket and I didnt have time to pick it up
- When you're not on home turf, always plan an exit. Like I said earlier, if I had been thinking clearly, I could've got up out of there way before dude charged in the room.
- Always have multiple ways to pay. I left my wallet at the hotel, but I was able to pay for my Uber ride with Paypal. Without that (and my phone) I woulda been stranded. I imagine having cash when you credit doesnt work, or vice versa will prevent a situation from arising when money is needed. But also make sure that you have alternative methods like Paypal, just in case.

Ya'll stay safe. Mfs will kill over some pussy. Take a lesson from me and be more calculated. Chit can turn left on a moments notice

She never knows she will never hurt.

Gary CHN winning the thread

I want bankrupt. Will they wipe out my government fines like tickets and other bs government fines?

My cousin She just came from vietnam, to China. Ever sense then shes been visiting my house mainly to flirt with me. :s We haven't seen each other sense we were 13. Now I am 27 now... Shes been doing really uncomfortable things to me, like sticking her hand in my shirt proding and poking my abs... also, when i'm at the computer she sits on my lap... Being clingy, follow everywhere i go, clinging into my arm... wearing only her panties when my parents are gone, constantly groping herself and winking at me... I try to look away, ignore her the BEST i can, i know its wrong...

WHAT DO HEEELP. RHAAPE. (SRS.)

Could be worse, at least it is a girl

Get a BJ don’t bang her

This belongs in the degen thread iyam

Back time ago when I was around 18 I would pick up street hookers when I was drunk ( think is was legal drive drunk back in golden days?)

Remember one time never had anywhere to go , so we went to industrial estate. Not the hottest so done it from behind . Had look to get it in and she had a W on one butt cheek and w on the other. Ask her what it was and she said it spells wow. Went to pay her and forgot take any money with me. Only thing I had was weed so gave her what eeed I had.

Was worth more than I would paid her so she was happy. Dropped her at taxi rank we’re I live. She shouts loudly bye (my name) and see you again and before that she gave me her address lol. Not sure if being a ***** because paid in weed or she was just overly nice with good byes?

The past two weeks I have been pranking my coworkers and someone just busted me for it.

I stuck a walkie-talkie in the break room behind the vending machine and I also set up a hidden camera in one of the plants in there. It has a live feed to my laptop and when people are in there I will *** with them by talking or making noises into the other walkie-talkie.

I will say dumb chit or make spooky ghost sounds. Sometimes it drives people out of the room LOL.

Today I busted some <removed> trying to eat my lunch and yelled "PUT THAT CHIT BACK, MIKE!" POS ran out of the room but another coworker walked Into my cubicle and saw the whole thing: walkie talkie, video footage,everything.

Now he is demanding 1000 or he will report me to the boss, who I am on thin ice with.

Should I just pay him or is there some way I won't get in trouble.

I’d kill some third person in the company. Someone completely innocent.

That sounds like a good start.

wat?

Wet

Seems Extreme

A hot girl is coming over to my house tonight.

Until 7 months ago, I considered myself a pretty normal 21 year old. I have a loving family, I was pretty social, I did not go to high school but I have a job I loved and lots of money saved up. I had a GF that was my best friend, we were dating since we were 14 and barely had any problems.

So 7 months back and out of the blue my GF leaves me. I thought everything was fine but university life made her realise she wanted to be other people, I suspect she was with other people before breaking up with me but no reason to look into that.

I guess it is important to know that I have always been a daily hash smoker since I was about 16, I always enjoyed alcohol but it was not a problem. I had also smoked cigarettes for two years but had quit because my GF asked me to, she didn't have a problem with the joints tough.

After the breakup, I spiralled into a huge depression, I started drinking every day and started smoking cigs again (I now smoke'em like a ****ing chimney). despite trying to get better through my friends, It seemed I had alienated all my friendships before due to starting to work, having a relationship and liking to do MTT sessions over hanging out with them.

A couple of months later while trying to crawl back to old friendships and overall being a depressed daily drunk, I started hanging out more with a group of friends that introduced me to heavier drugs. Now I tried quite a few, but the one I really fell In love with was Ecstasy (MDMA). I quickly spiralled into weekly sessions of popping pills with my new friends, to go along with all the drinking.

I have decided that taking drugs and partying is all I can really live for now, I think I only really feel any happiness while under the influence. I think I have reached the point people talk about where you cannot have fun when your sober. As said before, I've been drinking almost daily and doing pills and coke or whatever uppers i'm offered weekly for a few months now.

Over this 7 month period, I only had two nights where I went to bed feeling "happy", all the other ones I either feel miserable or i'm too high to even think. The first of these nights was when I hook up with this girl I developed a crush on, turns out she was simply too high and only stayed with my so she didn't have to go home (doing wonders to my already damaged self esteem), and last week when I won a 10 euro SCOOP (ES) tourney for 5k (i am a recreational so a big score).

This "afterglow" of winning the tournament lasted about one day, until I realised there was nothing I wanted to spend the money on but more drugs and more alcohol. This realisation hit pretty deep, that there is not much I want besides to party.

Right now all I can think about is my beer and joint break at work, when I am going to pop pills next, and hoping no one that knows me reads this, as they would identify me pretty quick, but no one I know plays poker anyway. Unlike my friends I have money, which allows me to buy drugs whenever I want.

Even tough this abuse is pretty "recent", I can feel my body reacting very poorly to all of it, I wake up feeling like **** every day, physically and emotionally. I always considered myself a very smart kid, but I can literally feel myself getting dumber by the day. All I really hope for is that I don't die sick in a hospital in a very slow way or something, wish I could OD peacefully without much hassle. I've considered suicide but I think i'm too much of a coward for that. I used to be very social, very confident, had a big self-esteem, and was really happy. I feel like I have lost all of that.

Cliffs :
- GF of 7 years leaves me out of the blue.
- Fall into depression/ alcohol/ drugs pretty bad.
- Months of alcohol, drugs and party
- Win a 10 euro SCOOP (ES) tourney for 5k
- Realise that didn't make me happy at all, no desire to buy anything except drugs and booze.
- Decide this is my life now.

I think you should get some help.

It sounds like you have a loving family. I would start there.

While it's easier said than done, don't let a high school ex-girlfriend have such a stranglehold on your happiness. When you get older you will realize that's exactly what she is. Just a girl from high school.

POOSY IS POOSY

Third&Tree it's all good man I see nothing bad in that, sucks that your gf left you but whatever.
She needs more dick & to live her life.
Highschool love almost never works out without both parties banging other people at a point
Have fun, bang pussy and do as much as coke as possible.
In an year or so, just stop taking X and focus only on coke.
Also stop smoking hash/weed it's ******ed.
Cheers.

wise words