I know someone, who knew someone, who knew someone that had slept with AlwaysFolding's sister

I honestly wonder if you hit that mark with three degrees of separation

That person is now dead for sleeping with my daughter.

That person is still alive. You didn't here it from me.

Hi I have confession I like to post my picks for nfl and would like to do it here as I hav already confessed to it .

I confessed in a confession box but that never worked out so good as I could not help myself and rapped the priest.

Oh and how is it anonymous if my username shows?

Title should be changed to only anonymous if you make a fake account and use vpn and other stuff so they can’t get super hackers group who use there poker hackers and bots to out you.

i fixed all five of new england's superbowl wins

huge if true

My old college roomate thought our apartment was haunted, so I snuck into his room and replaced all the disks in his 6 CD changer with disks from the same bands: Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon with Wish you Were Here, Metallica's Ride the Lightning with Master of Puppets, Pearl Jam's Ten with Vs, and so forth, and he blamed the ghost.

Just got a PM from a poster anonymous confession:

I was lying in bed watching some cooking videos when a notification from my security camera popped up on my phone. I really didn't think much about it since it will sometimes pick up bugs or night creatures so I tapped on the preview and to my surprise I saw someone going thru one of my vehicles. I jumped out of bed and put on a pair a pants and ran down to the basement where I keep my shotgun but when I pressed the button to open the garage I found that these fine young gentlemen had taken off. To top it off I had set the resolution to low so that I could save battery life so I was not able to get an actual video only a grainy picture of them in action. Those dumb asses took all of my spare change but left a pair of 150 Ray Ban glasses...

Piddlenator sent me to publish this and asked to stay anonymous;

Milo = sammiesgf

At first
When I see you cry
It makes me smile

^ Where is that quote from Mr Tuma?

Just cause I feel it
Doesn’t mean it’s there

What should I confess?

an anonymous poster sent me this:

The problems started 3 weeks ago.

I joined an amazing new gym last month. It's always quiet. Has loads of power cages, squat racks and really nice dumbbells that are easy on my delicate arthritic fingers. The gym is so good that I paid for 18 months up front: �75 x 18 = �1350. (That's $5000 USD). That's a hell of a lot of money for me because I'm struggling to make repayments on my new TV, leather furniture and ruby red BMW 5-series.


I do powerlifting orientated training. The day he first came up to me I was in the middle of a heavy set of squats. A big man, maybe 6'1 and 200lbs. He gave me intense eye contact across the room and walked towards me without breaking it. I started to feel nervous and felt my stomach turn a little. I racked the bar. What does this big hairy man with his angry tattoos want?


"Hello...?" I say tentatively. He kicks over my NEW water bottle by accident.
"You're skinny aren't you." He comments matter-of-factly.
"I guess so..." I say with embarrassment, looking down at my feet.
"You'll never lift that weight" He says, looking at the bar, "You'll snap your little bones. You should take up a different hobby like dress making."
He leaves without even apologising for spilling the NEW water! I feel hurt and intimidated, I hope he was just in a bad mood.



Monday rolls around and I'm doing some very heavy deadlifts. I like to hold the bar at the lockout because it will help strengthen my delicate arthritic fingers. I didn't see him come into the gym - but I feel the spit of his breath on my ear. He whispers into my ear while I'm trying to strengthen my fingers.
"Put that big hard bar down. You'll snap your puny little back like a fish bone. You may as well stop now. Your muscles will never get any bigger."

I drop the bar in fright with a BANG and the gym manager comes over to tell me off! I am too frightened to tell him why I dropped the bar because the big hairy bully is standing right there smiling at him. When I get home I look in the mirror and wonder, maybe my bones are quite small compared to normal? And I have been working out for a month now without any results. Maybe he's right. Maybe my muscles will not get any bigger? I ring my best friend from school, curly Susanna, she tells me I'm being daft.


Thursday rolls around and I'm doing bicep curls (so he doesn't make me drop a dangerous weight and injure myself). On the last rep I am really struggling. He struts over with his furious tattoos, kicks my new bottle of energy juice across the gym and grabs the weight out of my hand!

"I thought I told you not to come here any more, you small weasel creature. Look at you struggling with that girl weight. Your muscles will never get any bigger. You may as well quit now. Your muscles will never get any bigger"

He looks angry and seems to really mean what he says. So I run out of the gym quickly leaving my half spilled bottle of energy juice there. This was 2 weeks ago and I haven't been back to the gym since. Instead I have been doing press ups and crunches at home. I would try to get my money back for this gym but I am far too embarrassed to explain the situation. But it is a lot of money and I really need to make a repayment on my new Blendtec blender (just as cool as on the Adverts!).

Since then I have listened to my friends copy of "Beat the bully using hypnosis" every night. But it still isn't working and I'm starting to believe that hairy man covered in tattoos. What if my muscles really don't get any bigger, all that money would have been for nothing. I'm really starting to believe he is right.

Please help, I don't know how to deal with this and I am feeling very unconfident



CLIFFs

- Signed up to great new gym for �1350 for 18 months
- Big man covered in tattoos kicks over my water bottle and insults me
- He carries on bullying me over the next session
- He kicks over my bottle of energy juice and tells me my muscles won't get bigger.
- I run away from the gym
- I start listening to "Beat the bully with hypnosis" but it's not working.
- Too embarrassed to get my money back from the gym.
- Feel very weak and am starting to believe that the bully may be right.
- Please help

This has to be a level, but if not you could give a local street gang $500 to beat his ass

Wow, Colin_Piddle, when's the next book signing? Great stuff.

and the bully is right

$1,350 upfront seems excessive for a gym for 18 months.

If you really don't want to deal with the bully, go at a different time.

That's about 3 minutes and 50 seconds worth of my time that honestly was kinda a good use for lulz

An anonymous poster sent me a reply:

It's a private health club in the countryside. Membership includes access to a swimming pool, dance classes and even a really nice personal trainer called Gerry. He's the one who signed me up. He said their usual rate is �100/PM, however, reductions could be made if I paid upfront and also due to my disability. You should see this place, it's worth the money! I did get talking to an older gentleman in the sauna who said he "can't believe how inexpensive it is at �30 a month", but he seemed very forgetful and inarticulate, so I'm sure he's paying much more or has VERY limited access to equipment.

Google tells me what's up.

I promise you this story is not 100% from the internet but an actual poster that pmed me:

I have gone bankrupt twice mostly due to being a losing poker player. The first time I lost my house as well. The second time I was behind on stuff and once I knew the 7 years was up I just didn't care and went bankrupt again. The bad thing is i'm not a bad poker player or anything its just I quit my job because I want the freedom to play and then I'm not good enough to make a living. Last one was 4 years ago, on pace to go bankrupt again in 3 more years.

Assuming this is true this is very sad.