That is so messed up.

****ing amazing thread

bitches always claw the **** out of you when they know you are cheating on someone with them

that's what she said

i loled so hard

i did too

No, Im not &&&&fing around, I'm 44 years old. Nobody gaf about BandiChime anymore, so idgaf about telling anyone. I never lied though. Im living in a Motel 6 and got kicked out of my house a month ago and need to make a living at poker. Im awesome because Im a 44 year old multitabling like the best of them. I bet you idiots never heard of an awesome MTT multitabler in their 40s hahaha you stupid morons. Also, my spreadsheet with the money people sent me is on my HD in a green container, so once I can pay my weekly $250 rent weekly and easily, Ill hook that HD up and see what money I owe people. Not a single cent people cent me was forgotten.

4 is the number of death in Japan. Im proud to be 44. 2+2 = 4 You all suck

Having known BandiChime for many years, I can confirm that his age is in fact 43 or 44.

Played a $.10/360 turbo on Stars with Bandi yesterday...I am also living in a Motel 6..stealing wi-fi from the Waffle House next door..

i once set a table on fire while i was in high school.... nothing to serious but the table was on fire, rubber cement is very combustible mixed with a few magazines. Didnt do it to harm anyone just being bored in art class

anyways fire alarm gets pulled, evacuate all that good stuff. obv i am trying to deny everything saying my hands only burned cause i tryed to be the hero and put it out

get interrogated by cops for a good 2 hours just when i think im in the clear... they have a 7 page police report from one person that explained what happened from the beginning of the class till the fire(class was 5 minutes from being over)
and who else is it from then the girl i was dating that was sitting next to me
she later tryed to feed me some sht like ohhh there where gonna arrest me if i didnt tell the truth(people need to learn there ***** rights and stfu)

anywhoo charged with 1st degree arson, 1 week in juvi, 6 months house arrest, 12 months probation w/ a 6 month suspended sentence... all for a little fire

and to top it off i got caught 4 months into my prob. stealing a go kart w/ my friend
the guy we took it from was a big drug dealer and decided he was gonna chase us down maxima vs. gokart didnt end well as we crashed into a state troopers yard

i managed to run away and make it home only to be followed by the cops 10 mins later
obv probation officer was not to please but still managed to stay outa juvi and got my prob. extended

i dont get it the jopke thing, whats so awesome about it? hes a desperate loser john living with a fat hooker, whats so awesome about that?

bandichime do you plan to continue to live in the motel 6?

i must confess i read the whole ****ing thread

you're dumb

read all 8 pages, this maybe be the most epic thing i have ever read, ty bbv

edit: adanthar one time check the fckn email account, if u cant remember the pword get a new one/ get it reset......

this epicness must continue

obv wasnt a smart move but it was all befor i turned 18 so now that im 20 my records mostly clear besides a BS possession charge... which i swear the cop planted in my friends car just to *** with me

Jesus, wtf. I gotta stop hanging round BBV

This is awesome haha! wp

I have only just taken the time to peak into this thread and it look's like a place where i could share some juvenile demon's

When i was around 9 or 10 Me and my cousin (who was 12) Would go down to the corner shop and buy boxes of matches to light fires in random places.

One afternoon during the summer we walked back from the shop's
A box of 6p matches in our hand's...Looking for the next victim of fire

We walked along a alleyway where a house and garage backed onto,where we noticed
a large amount of dry grass which crawled up nearly the whole side of the garage.

We threw two matches onto it and BOOM fire and smoke everywhere,Being 9 i was litterally hysterical to the point where we decided to stay put and get the occupents help from the house,Due to the fear of the fire burning so quickly and burning the garage to the floor.

The owner came into the garden where we explained that a bunch of teenagers had run up the alleyway..."What did they look like" The man shouted...."One was ginger" I replied in a panic!! As the man ran to his hosepipe to fill a bucket of water.

We got away with it on this occasion...Lucky but it wasnt the end.

A year later aged 10,Me and a friend opened a garage door which belonged to some flats/apartments on the side.

Inside were two bin bags full of newspapers....Genied a box of matches and threw the box onto the binbags.

We did a runner and returned 30 minutes later,Opened the door slightly....

Thick black smoke poured out...We shut the door instantly,Got on our mountain bikes and fled the scene.

10 Minutes later the sound of fire engine's approaching rang around the surrounding area...2 Fire engine's past me on my ride home.

A week later i found out the fire had caught the flat/apartment next to the garage on fire too,Causing minimal damage luckily.

Good time's imo

^^^

You, on the other hand are an arsonist

I stole an apple when I was 12. The shop owners glared at me every time I went there after that.

so you got banned from paradise

Bandi, Who the flock cares if you're 44? Does that mean were aren't poker buddies anymore? Just you're 44, WTF? BR?

Also, I stole a candy bar form local store when I was around 10...I got my ass kicked by my old man. Didn't steal after that, FTW!

The owner came into the garden where we explained that a bunch of teenagers had run up the alleyway..."What did they look like" The man shouted...."One was ginger" I replied in a panic!!

i laughed