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08-17-2020 , 11:23 PM
I confess that I started life as a 70 year old woman. I weighed in at 443 pounds at my peak. I was able bench press 15 pounds of hamburgers and fries. But then I got an operation and now weigh in at 303 and I am a male with bulging muscles.
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08-19-2020 , 05:39 AM
I went 5 days without sleep, because if I go to sleep there is a chance I go blind.

I was a sophomore in college, it was a Thursday. I am going to bed because I have to be up at 5am to lifeguard the next day. As I am getting ready for bed, I rub my left eye and both my eyes go blurry, like when my contacts are dry. I take my contacts out, and my eyes are still blurry. I find this odd, but don't think too much about it. The next morning I wake up at 5am, and thus begins my ordeal.

My eyes are still blurry. It looks like it is foggy indoors. I don't put my contacts in, and I go to work. They are bothering me all day. This also happens to be the same day that I am putting on an all night sporting event fundraiser which I had been planning for 5 months. I go over and start setting up, and my eyes are still bothering me. It continues to look like I am looking through an ever thickening fog. Shortly before the event begins, I can't take it anymore and I go to the eye doctor. They said it looks like I have a scratch on my cornea. They give me some eye drops and say come back tomorrow.

I go back to the fundraiser and am there for several hours as my condition worsens rapidly. I am using the eye drops, but now I am beginning to experience pain and it is difficult to open my eyes. My adviser sees this and tells me to go back. Eventually I relent and I call on emergency hours at the eye doctor. The emergency hours phone goes to her house, so we meet at the office at 11pm. She has to numb my eyes so I can even open them. Things are very blurry now. She gives me stronger eye drops or something (I can't remember this stage too well, it was 12 years ago). My adviser takes me back to my dorm; I am in too bad of shape to continue at the fundraiser.

This is the same night of the beginning of the 2002 Winter Olympics. I am listening to the replays of the opening ceremonies for hours, now in writhing agony because my eyes hurt so bad. At 3am I can't take it anymore. I wake someone people up in the dorm to take me to the eye doctors again. I felt bad waking her up, but this is feeling like I am opening my eyes in salt shakers non-stop. I go back in, she says its bad. Quit taking the stuff I gave you before, you need to rub this ointment on your eyes, use these drops every 1 hour and these drops every 2 hours, I will see you at 8am.

End of Day 1.

I go to the apointment at 8am. The doctor I have been seeing is there, along with 3 grad students and the head of the optometry school. They numb me up and look at my eyes. My vision is now so bad, I can't even find the chart. It is like looking through a frosted shower door.

"Cpierswim, explain how you have been taking these medications."

I mixed up the 1 hour and 2 hour drops because I couldn't see the difference between the two. They tell me to stop taking everything. I now have to take a different set of drops every 2 hours and then the news...

"Additionally you have to also take this second set of drops every 30 minutes. You cannot fall asleep while you are taking these. If you fall asleep or miss either of these drops, you will likely go blind. Even if you do everything as told, there is still a chance you will go blind. You will most likely no longer need to use these in 24 hours. See you tomorrow morning. "

I have people keep me up all the next day and night. Usually it would be difficult to stay awake for a 2nd night while keeping your eyes closed, but I was in so much pain, there would be no sleep had.

End of Day 2

The next morning, I go in. They numb me up and check me out. Every time they numb my eyes, I nearly fall asleep because it is the only time I am released from the agony. I am going to need use these drops again for another day, and must stay awake for another day. My mom and grandma come down and we go to a hotel to keep me awake. This was the worst night ever. I found that being in a steamy room (shower) lessens the pain, so I spend pretty much the whole night in the bathtub, trying not to fall alseep.

End of Day 3

The next day I go in...I need to stay awake again. My mom decides to take me on the 5 1/2 hour trip back home. I am on my 4th day awake, on a long car ride, with my eyes shut and if I fall asleep I have been told I will probably go blind.

End of Day 4

It was one more day with my regular eye doctor at home before I was mercifully allowed to discontinue the eye drops and sleep.

I was told by all of the doctors that it looked like there was a chemical burn on my eyes. The kept asking if I had been working with chemicals, the whole front layers of my eyes were gone. I still don't know what caused this event, and since they don't know what caused it, they said it could happen again.

tl;dr: Had weird issue with my eyes, if I did not take certain eye drops every 30 minutes, or if I fell asleep while taking them, I would go blind. Had to stay awake 5 days without the ability to open my eyes.
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08-21-2020 , 07:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Tank Home & Away
......I can't remember this stage too well, it was 12 years ago). My adviser takes me back to my dorm; I am in too bad of shape to continue at the fundraiser.

This is the same night of the beginning of the 2002 Winter Olympics....
So after those 5 days awake, you went to sleep and woke up 6 years later? That's rough

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interesting story though
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08-22-2020 , 08:43 AM
It is an interesting story, I'm just confused in how far this constitutes a confession?
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01-09-2021 , 04:23 PM
First anonymous confession of the year:

I live in a high-rise condo downtown in a bigger city. Some dude has been throwing gallon jugs filled with rotten piss off the top of the building. They have been exploding and subsequently freezing all over people's cars, balconies, and driveways. We know it's someone on the upper floors, but he hasn't been caught because he is extremely sneaky about it. People in the building are raging and cannot understand how he hasn't been caught yet. It's quite the mystery when you think about it. He strikes about once a week, but there have been stretches where he does it every few days.

This has been going on since the summer, except when the weather was hot, he was filling the jugs with hamburger and sometimes other kinds of meat, like steaks and letting them rot in the jugs for weeks before throwing them off. He was also buying the meat at Costco because one of the jugs apparently had part of a Kirkland label stuck to the side of it. This man was spending hundreds of dollars worth of meat a month just to do this with. He is a sick individual. People in the building are scared, and think he may progress/escalate to using feces or something worse. That's the speculation anyway. Dude has an arm too because some of them have landed across the street or on the lower balconies of opposing buildings.
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01-10-2021 , 12:40 PM
So that dude is you? Otherwise that's not much of a confession...
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01-12-2021 , 01:15 AM
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So that dude is you? Otherwise that's not much of a confession...
Not sure if serious but there ain't no costco in NZ. Just a random confession from an annoymous source.
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01-12-2021 , 06:10 AM
What's he confessing?
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01-13-2021 , 07:52 AM
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Not sure if serious but there ain't no costco in NZ. Just a random confession from an annoymous source.
Sorry; but the dude who sent this to you is really the poo-flinger dude, right?
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01-28-2024 , 04:43 PM
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Ok, here we go, anonymous account and all. I was lucky enough to get out of the market near the top of the tech bubble. Took my money and invested it in some rental apartments. I was also stupid enough to think that I could manage them myself without killing myself. That lasted a few months before I hired a company to do it for me. But not before some sex-for-rentamanets. Which was really just the start.

"Sue" was already two months behind in the rent when I bought the apartment building. I had tried talking to her about it a couple of times and gotten a lot of excuses about her Ex being late with child support and extra expenses poping up because her son had gotten sick. I've always been a soft touch, had no previous expierience in dealing with something like this and didn't want to seem like a heartless douchebag, so I let her slide. Then we're about 4 months in, still no rent check and I'm getting ready to hand off control to the management company. I stop by to let her know that I'm about to begin eviction proceedings unless she could come up with some rent money.

She tries to stall me at the door but I kinda push my way in. She starts crying almost immediately. Her Ex is a complete scumbag who never sends any money. She's behind on all her bills, her job has cut back her hours and she's been going to the food bank so her son can eat. I'd be lying if I said that she wasn't getting to me with all this. I don't think she was playing me. She was just someone who was at the end of her rope and didn't know what else to do. And then I did something that I'd never done before and was completely unlike anything I had ever done (being a "Nice Guy" my entire life). I said, "Maybe we can work out some kind of arraingement."

Well, she kind of looked at me as if she wasn't sure what I was implying or just couldn't believe it. And I would be lying if I said that my stomach wasn't in knots. Like I said, I'd never even come close to doing something like this. I was way to much of a Mr Nice Guy (a big fat pussy in other words). So I said, "Listen, I come by once a week for a quickie and you don't have to worry about rent. Use the money for other things." Which was when... she burst out crying. And man, did I feel bad. I was shaking all over and was about to say never mind, just joking. But instead (and I still don't know how I got the balls to do this) I unzipped my pants, pulled out my dick and said, "Go ahead, you know it's the best thing to do." And, she did (blow me that is).

So after I finish (she ran to the bathroom to spit), she starts telling me how she's not a whore, she's never done anything like this before, etc. I tell her not to worry, that I don't really care and then I got the hell out of there. This goes on for a few weeks. I stop by once a week while her sons at school. All bj's so far. Each time, she tries to make conversation with me. I think it makes her feel less like a whore and more "normal" if we're talking about average, every day BS. She's attractive enough but definitley has an aura of having been beaten down in life. I look around her apartment. It looks like poor people live there. But she keeps it clean and has her sons school trophies and awards out. So I figure, hey, at least she's trying to be a good Mom, right? That's cool.

So far, I'm enjoying feeling like a pimp and getting no strings attached hummers. Any feelings of guilt are long gone. It's all much more enjoyable than the rent money (which I didn't need) would have been. About a month and a half in, I remember the conversation about visiting the food bank and drop off a gift certificate to the local super market after my weekly bj. What a great guy I am, right? Well, that's when things got really interesting.

So the next time I stop by, she opens the door and there're candles lit, she's wearing some lingerie and she's all over me. Takes me to the couch, asks if she can get me a beer (sure, why not?) and then proceeds to give me my weekly bj. And this time, for the first time, she swallows. Holy ****, what the hell is going on? Next thing I know, she's goes to the oven and takes out some frozen egg rolls she had heated up. I know it sounds stupid, but that's what really got to me. I had obviously put 2 and 2 together and figured out that she was trying to "romance" me. And the best she could do (or could think to do) was to heat me up some cheap supermarket frozen egg rolls. It would never have occured to me to mock her or make her feel bad about it. Instead, I acted like those egg rolls were the best I ever had.

I've never been good with women. The few girlfriends I've ever had have walked all over me. And when I came into money, it was even worse as most were blatant gold diggers. This arraingement had been good up till now. It didn't feel like I was paying for it (even though I obviously was). And she was a nice enough person. We weren't "soul mates" or anything stupid like that but we got along pretty well as people and she wasn't greedy or crazy.So that's when I came up with my grand idea.

I laid it all out there for her. I'd meet her son. We would all get to know each other in a "normal" way. If things worked out, they could both move in with me. I'd make sure they were taken care of. I'd send her son to the local private school. She wouldn't have to worry about anything. You could see the relief and happiness on her face. Except for one thing. And that's when I dropped the hammer. When it came to sex, it was what I want, how I want it and when I want it. Now and forever. I snap my figures and point at my dick, you're on your knees sucking it. I want to stick in your ass, come on your tits and have you lick it off, or bring home a stripper for a three way, your answer is always yes.

She, of course, burst out crying. I was shaking inside. I couldn't believe that I had managed to say all that without cracking from the pressure. I was hardcore and I knew it! I stroked her hair and told her it was all going to be okay. Then I told her to turn around, drop her draws and bend over the couch. Which she did. I squirted some baby oil on my dick and stuck it in her ass. She cried out in shock and she was sobbing pretty heavy at first. Then, about half way through, with God as my witness, she cried out, "I'm a good little whore. I'm Daddy's good little whore."

We've been together 4 years this January. I adopted her son last year.
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