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***BBB independence day and other disasters. BBB POY race. July LC/NC NSFW*** ***BBB independence day and other disasters. BBB POY race. July LC/NC NSFW***

07-30-2022 , 03:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Morphismus

Morphismus (BB) wins 362,464
I’ll assume this is how much you won. If it’s more because that doesn’t include the bounties, LMK. But that is what I’ll use as my base to double for now.

But I’m fine if I need to play bigger.

Obviously I can afford it.
07-30-2022 , 03:03 PM
Also I’m high now Morph you may actually have a chance here lol.
07-30-2022 , 03:09 PM
Why should I be scared of you betting on stuff? Got ~$65 in payout and ~$100 in bounties
07-30-2022 , 03:29 PM
Just $165k?

Lol. Fine.

I thought you actually played real stakes.

Lol.
07-30-2022 , 03:30 PM
I’ll donate winnings to poor people.
07-30-2022 , 03:31 PM
Hey morph you need any money? I’ll have some for you later, pal.

Lol.

Let’s make it Reign.

Soon i shall have my Throne back.
07-30-2022 , 04:10 PM
*** ANNOUNCEMENT ***

Sheep is stepping down as Head Mod right meow. BBV will be without a Head Mod until Fidstar takes over. If anyone wants to try a coup d'état, meow is the time!
07-30-2022 , 05:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Morphismus
Actually I just realized that this might have been an angle by villain! The payout for 1st and 2nd is basically the same in Progressive Bounties. Our deal was pointless and actually cost me $0.03!

Of course they might have been not aware as well, was my first deal in such a format.

Someone hasn't read Art of the Deal.

Spoiler:
07-30-2022 , 05:33 PM
As my first move as head mod I will be promoting Kingfish to shoe shiner.
07-30-2022 , 06:20 PM
Lol letters.

The slate hasn’t even begun and i already finished first in everything.

07-30-2022 , 06:21 PM
What’s next to conquer?

Anybody know any good made-up sports to bet on? The letters game was too easy.
07-30-2022 , 07:03 PM
L O L. The other MMA guys in this tournament asked for a deal and L O L.

Let’s just say that King Fish is not a Mod who makes “deals.”

Deals.

They never should have entered this tournament. I will destroy them all.

Spoiler:
Lol
Spoiler:
IYKWIM
07-30-2022 , 07:04 PM
Handball is a made up sport.
07-30-2022 , 07:05 PM
Where is Sammie? I will conquer it.

No more new threads in BBV until Sammie posts here again.

I want to to play the Danish hand balls.
07-30-2022 , 08:19 PM
That’s KING Captain Axe Kick, TYVM



Bored now

Spoiler:
IYKWIM
07-31-2022 , 05:59 AM
Is this like real American gladiators or something?
07-31-2022 , 07:22 AM
YES! That’s EXACTLY what it is.

Except the contestants are ALSO boxing ninja gladiators.
07-31-2022 , 07:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
As my first move as head mod I will be promoting Kingfish to shoe shiner.
I have a feeling that there might be some changes made to the management structure of BBV in a few days, folks.

What’s the name of the book after “The Two Towers”? Does anybody remember?
07-31-2022 , 10:42 AM
AAAAAAAAAAaaaAaAa, not enough AAaaaaAaaaaaAaaaaaaAaaaAaaa in July, too much pokers, traveling and whatnot so finishing with some. I still have the second 19 crimes, graduated to that one now, what do you think of that one Mr. Fishness?
07-31-2022 , 11:49 AM
I love la croix!

But the American version is sparkly and kinda fruity, and I’ve never seen it in bottles, usually cans.

But it’ll still **** you up good!
07-31-2022 , 12:08 PM
I googled it, prolly not related or some guy who was too lazy to do the work at the vineyard and fled to Murica as a result. Also I'm drunk and hopeless enough to watch the female football final now...
Spoiler:
07-31-2022 , 12:20 PM
Well the German GK is the only one I like so far. Not too bad looking either, I mean for a footballer. She's a keeper
07-31-2022 , 12:30 PM
I wouldn’t serve that 19 Crimes **** to Fister. Toss it, imo.

Spoiler:
But I would serve it to Morph.
07-31-2022 , 12:32 PM
Today I’m going to play a little poker (not much) and probably forget to post an image that will make Morph jealous, but just pretend I do it later and feel free to mock him appropriately.

In my mind, the stack is very, very big. And very, very large

Spoiler:
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07-31-2022 , 12:34 PM
If there were two water fountains side by side, And one was free-flowing 19 crimes Australian fermented piss sweet sledge, and the other was water, I would drink the water.

Spoiler:
But I’d piss in the fountain first.

      
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