Dude back day I was walking home and then I got home from the train station and then you pick up my dog and she was getting back in my room when she looked up and she said I was getting a bj...
Oh and yes, almost forgot that classic one from me back then
Back in the Golden days, it d take me 1 month to grind from a 25 deposit to a 1.5k - 2k BR playing 1,2,5,10,20 mtts (BR management lolaments) on FullTilt.
Only to come back fully wasted on mdma, lsd and sht from a rave party in the early morning and to donk it off in less than 10min playing 500$ and 1k$ HU sng hypers vs Aphextwins, Aceofspade666, Bvalex etc... Did that at least a couple of times. Such good memories