I was +six Drinks deep, stoned, drunkenly and high, stuck for 400€, in a criminals 1/2 Homegame.
Sitting with 380€, being covered by all four Others.
I get 66 and Open Hijack for 20€.
Btn and bb call.
Flop ist 679ss. BB Checks, and i up-bet 50€ into the pot. Btn raises to 125€, And due to the presence of draws, i ship my Stack for Like 300 more...

He Tables 99 for topset, and im toasted, i thoughts...

Turn k, River 6 quading me Up...

Opponents, obviously Not a friend of variance, Grabs a bottle of Gorbatschow vodca, and lets IT Melt/Break on my forehead.

I get Up from my Seat and say "thats tingling on my ears", while He goes for a knife...

Im Not shocked, grab my Chips, and ourfriends Block him and His knife, until i get out there.

Stupid ****ing Bikers.... Have a scare for live now

Part of my skin on the forehead was 90% hanging down
.. thankfully docs fixed it.

Do you think the brain damage from this incident caused you to make posts crying about bike lanes? Pics of brain damage?

No idea if this belongs in BBV but it certainly isn't "News, Views and Gossip".

Lez Take tis to politics

This thread belongs in board games

How did the bottle melt? Your forehead must have been pretty hot