lilholdem is up way more then anyone else this year from MTTS online and put up sick numbers live.

PokerStars Game #11279309177: Tournament #56608935, $150+$12 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2007/08/02 - 22:13:22 (ET)
Table '56608935 3' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: *RUSS100* (3100 in chips)
Seat 2: Dinosaur D (5685 in chips)
Seat 3: Kenny Rap (3470 in chips)
Seat 4: Destok (1580 in chips)
Seat 5: lfunk11 (7435 in chips)
Seat 6: lilholdem954 (10120 in chips)
Seat 7: the3gs (5110 in chips)
Seat 8: BilJee (3180 in chips)
Seat 9: SlickRickman (6260 in chips)
lfunk11: posts small blind 75
lilholdem954: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
the3gs: folds
BilJee: folds
SlickRickman: folds
*RUSS100*: folds
Dinosaur D: folds
Kenny Rap: folds
Destok: raises 1430 to 1580 and is all-in
lfunk11: folds
lilholdem954: calls 1430
*** FLOP *** [Ts Qs Th]
*** TURN *** [Ts Qs Th] [9h]
*** RIVER *** [Ts Qs Th 9h] [6c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
lilholdem954: shows [Kc 5c] (a pair of Tens)
Destok: shows [Jc Ad] (a pair of Tens - Ace kicker)
lilholdem954 said, "nh"
Destok collected 3235 from pot
Destok said, "ty"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3235 | Rake 0
Board [Ts Qs Th 9h 6c]
Seat 1: *RUSS100* folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Dinosaur D folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Kenny Rap folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Destok (button) showed [Jc Ad] and won (3235) with a pair of Tens
Seat 5: lfunk11 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: lilholdem954 (big blind) showed [Kc 5c] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 7: the3gs folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: BilJee folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: SlickRickman folded before Flop (didn't bet)

kid ran like god in the wsop circuit event at caesers indiana that he won. easy to amass chips when sticking it in with no folding equity and 3 outs, or calling off with 3 outs and getting there every time. i was not impressed, but still considered him def +ev in that tourney.

that said, he went on to roll over the final table as everyone was way too tight (also helped never running into a hand, and winnings flips). they also adjusted poorly.

anyone who thinks he hasn't ran a couple sigmas in the positive is as stupid as anyone who says he is stone cold awful.

and sure, i may think he looks like a clown, but who cares if he is a decent guy. if there was confirmation that he was a huge life-douche then i can understand the hate, but [censored] it who cares, roll on lil holdem

wait, what? azteca laggers. lmao at y'all.

all good.

I rather hang out with Chad then anyone who bashes him. He gets better girls then you. He makes more money then you. Hate more?

I am just watching his tourney and 1 SnG, hilarious. Damm luckbox strikes again (just like your standard idiot he raised with any ace UTG):

PokerStars Game #11279426366: Tournament #57223207, $525+$30 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2007/08/02 - 22:20:12 (ET)
Table '57223207 1' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Assassin8tor (1650 in chips)
Seat 2: mark pp (2245 in chips)
Seat 3: River Prayer (1485 in chips)
Seat 4: lilholdem954 (1215 in chips)
Seat 6: brsavage (2775 in chips)
Seat 8: Shahin86 (2780 in chips)
Seat 9: Stálið (1350 in chips)
mark pp: posts small blind 75
River Prayer: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
lilholdem954: raises 227 to 377
brsavage: folds
Shahin86: folds
Stálið: calls 377
Assassin8tor: folds
mark pp: calls 302
River Prayer: folds
*** FLOP *** [Kc 8s As]
mark pp: checks
lilholdem954: bets 838 and is all-in
Stálið: calls 838
mark pp: folds
*** TURN *** [Kc 8s As] [Ks]
*** RIVER *** [Kc 8s As Ks] [Jd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
lilholdem954: shows [Ad 6c] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
Stálið: shows [Ac Jc] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
lilholdem954 collected 1479 from pot
Stálið collected 1478 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2957 | Rake 0
Board [Kc 8s As Ks Jd]
Seat 1: Assassin8tor (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: mark pp (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: River Prayer (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: lilholdem954 showed [Ad 6c] and won (1479) with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 6: brsavage folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Shahin86 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Stálið showed [Ac Jc] and won (1478) with two pair, Aces and Kings

that girl was a huge fatty

lol @ all the jealous nerd haters

<3 chad

You're damn right I am jealous that I am not lucky as hell like him, proud I have more skill though. And I know that one day it will all even out...

to the over-supporters of lilholdem:

of course people are jealous of his tourney results. at least i know i definitely am.

that said, i would not trade a single aspect of my life with his in order to have had those results -- appearance, intelligence/education, and personality.

you are ridiculous... get a grip man

the man is consistent: 1700 tourneys this year with an 89% roi sorta proves you and your dbag attitude wrong

See, interesting point, I was about to say something along those lines.

All these people (much more in the other threads than this one) have gone on and on about hating the dude, not just cuz of the grill and the hats, but cuz of how he 'acts' and how he 'talks'.

If any stereotype fits, he sounds more 'valley' than 'thug' or 'black'. 'Like, I called with, like, suited connecters, and, like, you know, flopped a straight, and, like, stacked him.'

Plus, it's been established how much of a nice guy he is, how polite and such, so...

Why don't all you closet racists man the [censored] up and just say what you're trying to say?

lilholdem954: i rly dont care if i bust

lilholdem954: dont feel like sittin here for this ne way

(after losing most of his stack in an unsuccessful bluff in the nightly 100k)

Hah, this guy's awesome.

Not a luckbox eh?

PokerStars Game #11279673058: Tournament #57223207, $525+$30 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2007/08/02 - 22:34:39 (ET)
Table '57223207 1' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 2: mark pp (2749 in chips)
Seat 4: lilholdem954 (2033 in chips)
Seat 6: brsavage (2925 in chips)
Seat 8: Shahin86 (2055 in chips)
Seat 9: Stálið (3738 in chips)
mark pp: posts the ante 25
lilholdem954: posts the ante 25
brsavage: posts the ante 25
Shahin86: posts the ante 25
Stálið: posts the ante 25
brsavage: posts small blind 200
Shahin86: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Stálið: calls 400
mark pp: folds
lilholdem954: raises 1200 to 1600
brsavage: folds
Shahin86: folds
Stálið: raises 2113 to 3713 and is all-in
lilholdem954: calls 408 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [9s 2s Ah]
*** TURN *** [9s 2s Ah] [Qs]
*** RIVER *** [9s 2s Ah Qs] [9d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Stálið: shows [Ad Th] (two pair, Aces and Nines)
lilholdem954: shows [9h Ks] (three of a kind, Nines)
lilholdem954 collected 4741 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4741 | Rake 0
Board [9s 2s Ah Qs 9d]
Seat 2: mark pp folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: lilholdem954 (button) showed [9h Ks] and won (4741) with three of a kind, Nines
Seat 6: brsavage (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: Shahin86 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: Stálið showed [Ad Th] and lost with two pair, Aces and Nines

People who scoff at him because of the way he dresses or think he's stupid because he's uneducated come across as very small-minded people.

This thread has somehow turned into an awesome litmus test for 2p2 posters. Everyone I already thought of as self-satisfied, closed minded prick who's not half as good at poker as he thinks he is, is coming out of the woodwork to bash lilholdem. All the posters whose opinions, poker and otherwise, I usually respect are defending him. If AEJones wants to start playing tournaments, I'll crossbook his action against lilholdem's in a heartbeat.

lol is this post a level?

trying to reinforce your whole argument based on this one hand (out of context, with no reads that you know about) where he raised (not called) and sucked out doesn't do much besides advertising that you know little about hold 'em

ike,

can we get a list of both please?

if i owned like he did i wouldnt elaborate on my game and tell people the way i play either....



Never waste jealousy on a real man: it is the imaginary man that supplants us all in the long run. ~George Bernard Shaw

From the Stars nightly just now:

PokerStars Game #11279802639: Tournament #56608935, $150+$12 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (100/200) - 2007/08/02 - 22:42:02 (ET)
Table '56608935 3' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: Starsky25 (2350 in chips)
Seat 2: escazu41 (10545 in chips)
Seat 3: MINOTOR55 (13668 in chips)
Seat 4: Destok (8404 in chips)
Seat 5: lfunk11 (5725 in chips)
Seat 6: lilholdem954 (4890 in chips)
Seat 7: the3gs (9622 in chips)
Seat 8: BackDoorovic (5720 in chips)
Seat 9: SlickRickman (11554 in chips)
Starsky25: posts the ante 10
escazu41: posts the ante 10
MINOTOR55: posts the ante 10
Destok: posts the ante 10
lfunk11: posts the ante 10
lilholdem954: posts the ante 10
the3gs: posts the ante 10
BackDoorovic: posts the ante 10
SlickRickman: posts the ante 10
Starsky25: posts small blind 100
escazu41: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
MINOTOR55: raises 600 to 800
Destok: folds
lfunk11: folds
lilholdem954: raises 2000 to 2800
the3gs: folds
BackDoorovic: folds
SlickRickman: folds
Starsky25: folds
escazu41: folds
MINOTOR55: raises 2000 to 4800
lilholdem954: raises 80 to 4880 and is all-in
MINOTOR55: calls 80
*** FLOP *** [4c 6d 7h]
lilholdem954 said, "nh"
*** TURN *** [4c 6d 7h] [6s]
*** RIVER *** [4c 6d 7h 6s] [5s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MINOTOR55: shows [Js Jd] (two pair, Jacks and Sixes)
lilholdem954: shows [8h 8s] (a straight, Four to Eight)
lilholdem954 collected 10150 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 10150 | Rake 0
Board [4c 6d 7h 6s 5s]
Seat 1: Starsky25 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: escazu41 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: MINOTOR55 showed [Js Jd] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Sixes
Seat 4: Destok folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: lfunk11 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: lilholdem954 showed [8h 8s] and won (10150) with a straight, Four to Eight
Seat 7: the3gs folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: BackDoorovic folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: SlickRickman (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

didnt aejones make like 50k the one month he did all tournies and if i remember almost committed suicide due to it?

I am starting to think this idiot runs eternally perfect

PokerStars Game #11279802639: Tournament #56608935, $150+$12 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (100/200) - 2007/08/02 - 22:42:02 (ET)
Table '56608935 3' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: Starsky25 (2350 in chips)
Seat 2: escazu41 (10545 in chips)
Seat 3: MINOTOR55 (13668 in chips)
Seat 4: Destok (8404 in chips)
Seat 5: lfunk11 (5725 in chips)
Seat 6: lilholdem954 (4890 in chips)
Seat 7: the3gs (9622 in chips)
Seat 8: BackDoorovic (5720 in chips)
Seat 9: SlickRickman (11554 in chips)
Starsky25: posts the ante 10
escazu41: posts the ante 10
MINOTOR55: posts the ante 10
Destok: posts the ante 10
lfunk11: posts the ante 10
lilholdem954: posts the ante 10
the3gs: posts the ante 10
BackDoorovic: posts the ante 10
SlickRickman: posts the ante 10
Starsky25: posts small blind 100
escazu41: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
MINOTOR55: raises 600 to 800
Destok: folds
lfunk11: folds
lilholdem954: raises 2000 to 2800
the3gs: folds
BackDoorovic: folds
SlickRickman: folds
Starsky25: folds
escazu41: folds
MINOTOR55: raises 2000 to 4800
lilholdem954: raises 80 to 4880 and is all-in
MINOTOR55: calls 80
*** FLOP *** [4c 6d 7h]
lilholdem954 said, "nh"
*** TURN *** [4c 6d 7h] [6s]
*** RIVER *** [4c 6d 7h 6s] [5s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MINOTOR55: shows [Js Jd] (two pair, Jacks and Sixes)
lilholdem954: shows [8h 8s] (a straight, Four to Eight)
lilholdem954 collected 10150 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 10150 | Rake 0
Board [4c 6d 7h 6s 5s]
Seat 1: Starsky25 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: escazu41 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: MINOTOR55 showed [Js Jd] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Sixes
Seat 4: Destok folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: lfunk11 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: lilholdem954 showed [8h 8s] and won (10150) with a straight, Four to Eight
Seat 7: the3gs folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: BackDoorovic folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: SlickRickman (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

I'm glad to see him doing well.

Serious life-[censored] has to happen to drop out of school that early. I've only ever met one kid who dropped out of school that early and it was because his mom overdosed on coccaine (his dad was MIA before I met him so he was parentless at 13). That kid had a brilliant mind too.

I don't know what lilholdem's story is or why he dropped out of school in 7th [censored] grade, or how he wound up in jail, but I bet the story is sad more than it is funny.

'Proves' nothing whatsoever.

he's putting in a [censored] of volume this month to hopefully let me ride his coattails for like 10kish and I bet if you stalk anyone in this competition you could make 100 posts a day on each person of their badbeat HHs.

Also, ike is dead on as expected