I'm actually not 100% sure I believe the trajectory of this hand. You'll have to start vlogging so we can witness it first-hand.

The Vlog would show that I lost $600 today lol.

Down to 26 BB/hr. The downswing is real!

(A mother****er just called my 4-bet when he held AA to my QQ, and then we caught a 554 flop so of course I put $300 in on the Flop thinking I’m good. I’m so bad!)

No I KNOW you're trolling us. Nobody loses $300 on the flop in 1-2!

Davo is a fraud

I saw some big stacks on 2-100 on my way to briefly play Omaha. I was wondering which stack was you, but sounds like I was looking at the wrong players?

Nice raise getting the flush to fold.

Thanks. I didn’t think it was a bluff!

I did the same yesterday too lol, 5-way to flop A88 I have 9863ds, LAG that’s been running his mouth donks $100, I go $200 to iso, OMC folds and tells me he had KQJ8.

Everyone thought I was a nit and had quads lol.

Edit: besides OMC, he just figured I already had a boat and was drawing dead.

Averaging 2.8 views/post my first 120 hours back at $1-$2

I’ve now lost $1,335 over my last 5 sessions. I’m beginning to accept that I was perhaps not the single greatest poker player of all time, and that perhaps I ought to get a job after all.

A lot of them were just total coolers though, I mean, setups where I just HAVE to go broke. Like:

* I raise with 96s and the Blinds defend with 88 and AQ and we catch an A82r flop.

* Villain raises with AJ, I call on Button with K4s, and the board runs out J545J.

* I raise with Jh9h, 4 callers, flop AcKc5d.

* My 44 vs V1’s 33 and V2’s KQ on a Q32 flop.

Just, so sick, nothing I can do, brutal setups.

You are beginning to feel pain. Embrace the pain and you will emerge stronger than you could possibly imagine.

This made me chuckle.

So sick cooler

Weak brag imo, im running way hotter over 62 hours

I’m switching to a new casino today to END THE DOWNSWING.

Oh thank God, made $750 in 4 hours.

Skill game, guys, can’t forget:

JcJs in BB. EP raise to 8, 2 callers, I 3-bet to 36, only one caller (a guy who called the raise on the Button). Flop Ad9d5h. I bet 24 he calls. Turn 3h. I bet 100 he calls. River Jd. I bet 100 he calls with AhKc

Also, in those 4 hours, TWO DIFFERENT PLAYERS checked back nut quads on the River.

I don't believe that last one in the slightest which makes us all cast doubt on the veracity of ANY of your claims.


...more than we already did.

First one was classic: Short-stack limps, I raise to $10 with 66, Button calls limper calls. Flop A73. Check check check. Turn 7. Short stack bets $10 (he only has $30 left). I fold. Button calls. River brick. Shorty bets $15, leaving $15 behind. Button reaches for raising chips. Shorty says “man, I know you have a 7, leave me some gas money why don’t ya” and Button says “ok, I’ll just call, but I don’t have *A* 7, I have TWO sevens” and tables quads.

Other one: 5-way limped pot. K93. Everyone checks. Turn 3. Everyone checks. River 7. Everyone checks. Button—who earlier needed the Dealer to explain why his J5 lost to AJ on a QJ52Q board—tables 33. “I wanted to make sure I got the $200 high-hand bonus!”

I’ve just reached the 150-hour milestone, and, as expected, variance has caught up and my win rate has stabilized. I am now only averaging 26 BBs an hour.

This last session, I don’t know, it barely even counted as poker. Softest table I have ever played on, by a factor of a zillion. Over 6 hours, players who were NOT me made like 8 raises. I had zero interesting spots and won zero big pots. It was an afternoon of raise/C-bet/win, over and over and over again. I use my phone to write down the significant hands I played and I wrote down ONE. On a day I made $550!

I may never go back to my old casino. I’m a Canterbury Park man now.

what is the new poker room? Canterbury?

is there a bad beat jackpot where you played? just curious why they would check back quads.

They have a $200 “high hand bonus” every hour, and the guy was worried he might do something wrong and it would t count? Even though he had 33 on a K9337 board?

Who the **** knows?!?

Relationship with Running Aces is over, Canterbury is my new best friend.

I’m now at $60/hour through 160 hours of play.

My biggest hands from today’s $1375 session. My secrets to Winning Poker are:

1) run good
2) repeatedly get less than max value in spots because I suck:

Raise JhTh on Button to 14 after 2 limpers. SB and limpers call. Flop 862hh. Check check, last limper bets 20, I raise to 120, all fold, he goes all in for 200, I call. He has AsAc, but I River a flush.
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Call an UTG raise with TT in SB. 4-ways. Flop T97r. Xx UTG bets 20, CO calls, I raise to 80, BB calls, UTG folds, CO calls. Turn 3s (2 spades on board). I bet 100, BB calls, CO goes all-in for 107, I call, BB calls. River 9x. I bet 100, BB folds. CO mucks, My Hand Is Good
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Raise 66 in HJ to 10, 4 callers. Flop 964r. BB donks for $4, a call, I raise to $40, Button calls, everyone else folds. Turn 7. I check, he bets 100, I call. River 5. I check he checks. He has 97 for two pair and My Hand Is Good.
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UTG raises to 10, I 3-bet to 30 with AcAs he calls. Flop 995r. He checks I bet 20 he calls. Turn 3 (puts 2 spades on board). He checks I bet 100 he calls. River Jx. He checks I bet 100 he calls with QQ, My Hand Is Good
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I raise UTG with JJ to $10, UTG2 and BB call. Flop 553r. X, I check, UTG2 bets 20, I call. Turn 7x. I check he bets $55 I call. River 2. I check, he bets $45, I call. He shows 99, My Hand Is Good.