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Old 04-02-2017, 12:02 AM   #1
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An april fool's joke for 3 players brought to you by pokerstars

I lol'd pretty hard at this

overpair vs top set vs pair + nut fd vs ... top pair weak kicker

PokerStars - $0.50+$0.05|30/60 Ante 7 NL - Holdem - 8 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BB: 4,639 (VPIP: 34.78, PFR: 8.70, 3Bet Preflop: 6.67, Hands: 23)
UTG: 3,184 (VPIP: 21.43, PFR: 7.14, 3Bet Preflop: 11.11, Hands: 14)
UTG+1: 6,388 (VPIP: 64.29, PFR: 21.43, 3Bet Preflop: 11.11, Hands: 14)
MP: 3,696 (VPIP: 14.29, PFR: 7.14, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 14)
MP+1: 2,893 (VPIP: 14.29, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 7)
CO: 2,907 (VPIP: 11.76, PFR: 12.50, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 17)
Hero (BTN): 2,486
SB: 2,624 (VPIP: 28.57, PFR: 23.08, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 14)

8 players post ante of 7, SB posts SB 30, BB posts BB 60

Pre Flop: (pot: 146) Hero has 6 A

UTG calls 60, UTG+1 calls 60, fold, MP+1 raises to 180, fold, Hero calls 180, fold, fold, UTG calls 120, UTG+1 calls 120

Flop: (866, 4 players) 2 9 6
UTG checks, UTG+1 bets 779, MP+1 raises to 2,706 and is all-in, Hero calls 2,299 and is all-in, UTG raises to 2,997 and is all-in, UTG+1 calls 2,218

Turn: (11,865, 4 players) T

River: (11,865, 4 players) T

UTG shows 9 9 (Full House, Nines full of Tens)

Main Pot [10,062]: (Pre 9%, Flop 62%, Turn 13%)
Side Pot#1 [1,221]: (Pre 10%, Flop 85%, Turn 73%)
Side Pot#2 [582]: (Pre 63%, Flop 98%, Turn 95%)

UTG+1 shows 9 T (Full House, Tens full of Nines)

Main Pot [10,062]: (Pre 11%, Flop 1%, Turn 5%)
Side Pot#1 [1,221]: (Pre 12%, Flop 2%, Turn 5%)
Side Pot#2 [582]: (Pre 37%, Flop 2%, Turn 5%)

MP+1 shows K K (Two Pair, Kings and Tens)

Main Pot [10,062]: (Pre 51%, Flop 8%, Turn 0%)
Side Pot#1 [1,221]: (Pre 77%, Flop 13%, Turn 23%)

Hero shows 6 A (Flush, Ace High)

Main Pot [10,062]: (Pre 29%, Flop 28%, Turn 83%)

UTG+1 wins 11,865
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Old 04-02-2017, 02:34 PM   #2
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Re: An april fool's joke for 3 players brought to you by pokerstars

tl;dr
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Old 04-02-2017, 08:51 PM   #3
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Re: An april fool's joke for 3 players brought to you by pokerstars

Pretty simple, fold river... a full house beats a flush. ez game.
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Old 04-02-2017, 09:24 PM   #4
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Re: An april fool's joke for 3 players brought to you by pokerstars

bet more on turn, fold river.
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Old 04-03-2017, 02:17 AM   #5
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Re: An april fool's joke for 3 players brought to you by pokerstars

since when is a T high a weak kicker, chief?
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Old 04-03-2017, 06:47 AM   #6
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Re: An april fool's joke for 3 players brought to you by pokerstars

9 high board and 99 loses to 9-10. God I love PStars
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Old 04-06-2017, 12:41 PM   #7
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Re: An april fool's joke for 3 players brought to you by pokerstars

It's turtle.
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Old 04-06-2017, 03:44 PM   #8
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Re: An april fool's joke for 3 players brought to you by pokerstars

I know it sucks, but what can you do? Gotta lose that money.
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