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08-08-2021 , 10:26 PM

MrPoon

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DUCY?

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08-09-2021 , 02:23 AM

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

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Above average OP in the current state of bbv but what if you bust 9th? Does this qualify as mediocre BJ?

Anything but FinalTable is a Bad Blowjob

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08-09-2021 , 05:06 AM

Morphismus

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08-09-2021 , 05:28 AM

FranFran

Fran and stuff

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I want pics of ducy

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08-09-2021 , 02:09 PM

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

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ducky

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08-09-2021 , 06:23 PM

RacerExTex

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08-09-2021 , 11:22 PM

King Fish

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I thought the Yugo of Hunmers was Mrs. Franko.

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09-02-2021 , 11:50 PM

Jreven

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Bad blow jobs are still good.

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09-03-2021 , 08:58 PM

King Fish

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Originally Posted by King Fish

I thought the Yugo of Hummers was Mrs. Franko.

My bad. She gives hummers to Yugos.

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09-06-2021 , 01:01 AM

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IveyIsDead2me

centurion

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define bad blowjob. not sure i can relate..

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09-07-2021 , 04:33 AM

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Pixcat

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Originally Posted by IveyIsDead2me

define bad blowjob. not sure i can relate..

Your penis gets bitten off, and you have to wait for the person who bit your penis off to defecate, so it can be reattached.

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09-07-2021 , 04:54 AM

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Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

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yikes

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09-07-2021 , 07:48 AM

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King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

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Originally Posted by Pixcat

Your penis gets bitten off, and you have to wait for the person who bit your penis off to defecate, so it can be reattached.

Wut are you doing next Saturday?

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09-18-2021 , 12:03 AM

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IveyIsDead2me

centurion

Join Date: Aug 2020 Posts: 125

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Originally Posted by Pixcat

Your penis gets bitten off, and you have to wait for the person who bit your penis off to defecate, so it can be reattached.

damn, you ruined blow job for me. now i can never relax and enjoy it, too scary now.

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09-18-2021 , 10:30 AM

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redbuck

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Just concentrate on not biting down.

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09-27-2021 , 10:26 PM

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rm81

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Originally Posted by Jreven

Bad blow jobs are still good.

no that is pussy wtf you are less likely to get damaged by teeth most females do not have that vagina dentata

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