Always a mfckin ace on board, my top pair on flop oh wait for the ace rag f*g to hit an ace on turn but also maybe river, pocket kings for me board k 8 j, hit my set all in for me hopefully I get a caller yes he called with q 10, lol what a moron turn is a blank but wait for it wham bam river is what? Of course an ace for the cck suckers broadway.

But it's all the ***** time my pocket pair to some donks ace rag, 85 % he hits ace, that's ***** juiced up rng for sure but no when I tilt and start playing ace rags the ***** aces magic disappear from the "deck" but it's not a deck it's a cyber deck which means they can flip out a ***** ace anytime they want, it's like an ace is a joker because it's alway a winner for these ace rag nutjobs who think there a boss because the rng is on meth.

Why can't I be an ace rag **** and win? Because I'm not a mongoid that's why ughhhhhhh..... *** it

U mad ?

ya, but why you mod bro?




- NMHU.

In after super trolls

he mad

Play more Ace rags obv

He's not an ace rag ****, can't you see? When he tries to be an ace rag **** the aces disappear from the deck. It's clearly rng on meth.

This video always cheered me up when I was tilting. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAmZrUrDxB0&feature=fvst .

He called a raise with Queen Ten, honey.
I know you had a set, Puddin'
It was an aggressive call.

Poker is 100% skill and 50% luck honey

LOOL

lol, if aces ranked low this guy would be bitching about his queens getting cracked by K3/K2/K1 offsuits

losing with kings: decidedly more manly than losing with queens

Mad OP itt

Don't be a cowboy fan.

EZ game

ooooooh i do like a nice cup of rosie lea

muka bee me