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Old 09-22-2017, 04:13 PM   #1
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All-round Microstakes Crusher

I play and crush all type of games at Unibet micros ($=euro):

SNGs (1$, $2 half of it HUSNG) 202 played 13% ROI profit of $44.8
MTTS 31 played ($1, $2, $4) 106% ROI profit of $78.7
Cashgame 11k hands mostly PLO4 ~15bb/100 $80 profit

Behold the menace of many a recreational player trying Unibet. I am like a second rake on the unsuspecting populace of low stakes.

"To crush your enemies. See them driven before you. And to hear the lamentations of their women."
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Old 09-22-2017, 04:24 PM   #2
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Re: All-round Microstakes Crusher

You sound like a complete tool
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Old 09-22-2017, 09:03 PM   #3
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Re: All-round Microstakes Crusher

I disagree. Mutily tool by 100 and tou get the definition of OP
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Old 09-22-2017, 11:16 PM   #4
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Re: All-round Microstakes Crusher

After taxes you made like 40 bucks
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Old 09-23-2017, 01:02 AM   #5
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Re: All-round Microstakes Crusher

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Cashgame 11k hands mostly PLO4 ~15bb/100 $80 profit
Go play 200k hands, if you're still above 10bb/100 I'll ship $3.50 & a video of me eating a hat
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Old 09-23-2017, 11:48 AM   #6
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Re: All-round Microstakes Crusher

This thread is like a second rake on my brain.
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Old 09-23-2017, 01:03 PM   #7
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Re: All-round Microstakes Crusher

Soon you will triple your hourly by working at the Golden M
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Old 09-23-2017, 02:58 PM   #8
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Re: All-round Microstakes Crusher

no <I love you>?

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Old 09-23-2017, 06:12 PM   #9
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Go play 200k hands, if you're still above 10bb/100 I'll ship $3.50 & a video of me eating a hat
i like this man
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Old 09-24-2017, 08:27 AM   #10
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Re: All-round Microstakes Crusher

Why stay in micros. Move up to where they respect your mental disorder.
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Old 09-24-2017, 10:32 AM   #11
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My hero
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Old 09-25-2017, 10:22 AM   #12
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My hero
Whose gimmick are you?
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Old 09-25-2017, 12:47 PM   #13
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I disagree. Mutily tool by 100 and tou get the definition of OP
wut

drunk m8?
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Old 09-26-2017, 09:12 AM   #14
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Re: All-round Microstakes Crusher

Variance > Crom > Conan > Arnold > OP skillz
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