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09-22-2017 , 04:13 PM

munkas

centurion

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 181

I play and crush all type of games at Unibet micros ($=euro):

SNGs (1$, $2 half of it HUSNG) 202 played 13% ROI profit of $44.8
MTTS 31 played ($1, $2, $4) 106% ROI profit of $78.7
Cashgame 11k hands mostly PLO4 ~15bb/100 $80 profit

Behold the menace of many a recreational player trying Unibet. I am like a second rake on the unsuspecting populace of low stakes.

"To crush your enemies. See them driven before you. And to hear the lamentations of their women."

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09-22-2017 , 04:24 PM

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

You sound like a complete tool

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09-22-2017 , 09:03 PM

vrael111

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 2,949

I disagree. Mutily tool by 100 and tou get the definition of OP

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09-22-2017 , 11:16 PM

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

After taxes you made like 40 bucks

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09-23-2017 , 01:02 AM

SolarAU

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 1,795

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Originally Posted by munkas

Cashgame 11k hands mostly PLO4 ~15bb/100 $80 profit

Go play 200k hands, if you're still above 10bb/100 I'll ship $3.50 & a video of me eating a hat

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09-23-2017 , 11:48 AM

meekrab

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,784

This thread is like a second rake on my brain.

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09-23-2017 , 01:03 PM

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,502

Soon you will triple your hourly by working at the Golden M

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09-23-2017 , 02:58 PM

Deathan

centurion

Join Date: Apr 2016 Posts: 185

no <I love you>?

Spoiler:

Last edited by fidstar-poker; 09-24-2017 at 08:46 AM.

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09-23-2017 , 06:12 PM

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

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Originally Posted by SolarAU

Go play 200k hands, if you're still above 10bb/100 I'll ship $3.50 & a video of me eating a hat

i like this man

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09-24-2017 , 08:27 AM

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Kelvis

banned

Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 8,737

Why stay in micros. Move up to where they respect your mental disorder.

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09-24-2017 , 10:32 AM

#11

Crackillac

enthusiast

Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 64

My hero

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09-25-2017 , 10:22 AM

#12

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

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Originally Posted by Crackillac

My hero

Whose gimmick are you?

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09-25-2017 , 12:47 PM

#13

vrael111

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 2,949

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Originally Posted by vrael111

I disagree. Mutily tool by 100 and tou get the definition of OP

wut

drunk m8?

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09-26-2017 , 09:12 AM

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robert_utk

Not From the UK

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,822

Variance > Crom > Conan > Arnold > OP skillz

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