The last two verses are the most hilarious ones. And you know why? Cos they are not built out of nowhere, that is exactly how it is. Just to give you measure how much I'm off the scale with my current whatabouts and whatnot.

Ofc Morph is to blame that I even said anything I might of have said over the last weekmöller or something. I could of have done differently, I suppose, I could of have taken a path that was not filled with thorns. Prolly. Maybe. I really dunno.

Hopefully the warm and fuzzy feelings will more than make up for the tears.

I'll say one thing. Like 2019, I thought that was the craziest year I ever had in my whole life. There were other things going on, and to tell you the full story, I'd have to reveal moar about myself than I am willing to right meow. Then came 2020, and needless to say that was a much crazier year than anything, no explanations needed. Even if you were not in HKmöller.
Then came 2021. I don't wanna put down everything that happened then right meow too, but let's just say I got to know a lot of HK in that year. Esp subsurface HK.
Anyways then came 2022. That was mostly characterized b6ly e coming back and spending three weeks in quarantine for a start. Cos you know that's how you deal with infectious viruses. Obv it all went to hell and I fled the place shortly later, I was a nomad but still did all the work I was supposed to via zoom and stuff. it's not like I was slacking off or whatever. I was in Germany, Netherlands, Thailand and Cambo before I finally came back. So that was pretty crazymöller. And believe me I left out a lot of the stuff that I thought was prolly not really printable.
So that was just the prelude to 2023, which stupid me thought was maybe a little bit moar relaxed year. Obv none of that happened, instead it went crazier than I ever thought it could be. Other things, but ever since I ever came across the girl discussed here certainly also contributed mosr than their fair share.
I don't blame her, she's a good girl, way too much in some respects prolly, but also she seems to have found a liking in like my ways of life, somehow, prolly. it's a very unusual story. anyways, I already told you my predictions, I so much hope I'm wrong for once, let's just celebrate the fact that these kind of stories are still possible for now at least.
If 2024 is even crazier than 2023 though, I'm pretty sure it's going to end up at the graveyard or intensive care at least. So let's hope we're going to have a reversal on that at least.
Thanks for listening into my pointless rants. A lil insight into my life tho.
Far from comprehensive

Love interests are the rake.

Love Interests that don't put out are the rake

All Blacks!!! ALL BLACKS! If only Sammy was here to celebrate with me.

Congrats Colin on an apparent win of one of your "All Blacks"-named national sports teams!

Easy to remember, blacks rugby, whites football. Even I know that and I know ### bout rugby and never even been to NZ. Closest I've ever been was Sydneymöller. Not that I would of have time for any of that in the foreseeable future but how are the live pokes games in NZ Colin? I heard they've gotten really odd in Sydneymöller cos of anti-money laundering and stuff, basically you can only buy in and cash out with an Aussie bank account or something. Maybe they take NZ, not sure. Someone's to blame there, prolly...

Sheep is free on Morphday - no thanks to Morph.

I asked her to say hi to Mr MK.

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I was supposed to be free today, if you go by the holiday calendar, it's Chung Yeung festival, as I'm sure everyone knows. The day of the dead. Every holiday is a festival here, lol, whatever. Ofc in reality, it's still the crappiest time of the year and I just came home from working 12h regardless, cos of Morph. Why do I even do dis job anymore? Ah yeah, did I mention that my date likes it? That's one reason I guess. If it was just for me I'd be so in the mood to do it like suited. But yeah, whatever, I can still do that later, when I have the time for it, I suppose. The Morph is strong.

I didn't want to work today, but I went anyway because the take is still low for the month. It's not all being the Dude and drinking White Russians.

Now I've been sitting here for 4 hours, minus $100-$200 and card dead, hoping the football promo bails me out.

Narrator: It did.

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White Russian cut with water?

Maybe. Vodka is just grain alcohol cut with water.

Also I just had a very weird dream about some very weird and very promiscuous Irish girl. Who is to blame for that?

Damn education system not teaching our kids more about alcohol.